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Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
The Worst Movie Ever!
To rate this movie with 1 and say is awful is to praise it beyond belief. I thought Mirror, Mirror was horrible (with flaccid over-lifted and overstretched face of Julia Roberts, weird eyebrows of Lily Collins that simply take over every scene she's in, leaving you speechless - has she ever heard of plucking or waxing? - and everything else that was wrong and bad with that movie, namely: everything), but after seeing this butchery of this beautiful, classic tale, I can only say I pity every person that sits through this cascade of boredom, bad lines and even worse acting. I have seldom in my life seen such a horrid film, and I generally like to laugh at bad movies. This, however, is so dull, one can only stare in horror and disbelief of how low the quality of the main stream movies has sunk in recent years. Compared to this crap, even the dumbest 80's movie is a finest piece of art and highlight of human imagination. Seriously, why would anyone make this kind of unbearably boring and stupid movie unless they are completely sadistic and misanthropic with no regards nor respect towards their audience? And the acting, if that kind of under-performance can be called that, was even worse then one in the cheapest low-budget/no-budget trash movies. With this kind of script with cliché lines and altogether lack of any kind of literacy, bad directing with shamelessly rip-off moments from movies like The Legend and The Lord of the Rings, one can not wholly blame just the actors. That is, with the exception of Kristen Stewart, who, although a very bad and mediocre actress in general, here managed to give her worst performance yet! It's almost mesmerizing the way she completely and utterly can not act. She keeps one blank cow-like facial expression throughout entire film, that makes her look constipated and in pain. I've set in a chairs that could act better then she can! Besides being one of the ugliest people on the screen today (even Dumbo would envy those ears and that chin makes Sarah Jessica Parker a normal non-horse face person), she is absolutely the worst living actress of our time, a true sign how Hollywood has no more standards of any kind. Chris Hemsworth at least looked like he tried to get into the role, but none can blame him for failing with her as a partner. Bob Hoskins already embarrassed himself in Mrs Henderson Presents by scarring us with his nude figure, but this time he apparently decided to degrade himself even more and scared us with a really lousy acting. As for Charlize Theron, once a synonym for a good film and a masterful performance, I can just say that this is one embarrassment I have never expected to see. How can such a brilliant actress engage herself into such a bad movie and she herself give such a bad performance as well, it's beyond me. I just hope her next project return her carrier on a right path and make her another Johnny Depp, with declining role choices and tiring same acting. You can do better, much better, Ms Theron!
If you still haven't seen this movie, my advice to you is: DON'T!!! Avoid it forever and never ever take even one glance at it, cause it will be a horrible waste of your time, time that no one will ever give back to you. So, better watch something else (even watching grass growing is more interesting then this film) or go outside and take a walk, at least that way you'll do something good for yourself.
Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me (1992)
I loved it !!!
One of the best bizarre comedies ever! It is something between "Drowning Mona" and "What's The Worst That Could Happen?", very witty and hilarious, with twist and turns.The whole story is also fast and funny, acting is great. Everything about this movie is somehow twisted: weird people, trashy set, awkward situations... I've seen it almost dozen times and every time I laugh my heart out. Unfortunately, this movies is very hard to find. Not a single one of all video stores in my town had a copy. My own copy is on an old worn out VHS cassette... I love it and I would love to have it on DVD,because it is worth buying, so if anyone has a copy I'd be very happy if you would torrent it to me or rapid-share it :) Anyway, this is one of my favorite movies and I strongly recommend it! Definitely a must see!!!