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The Party Crashers (1998)
This Movie Had a lot of Potential
But, as the people who have watched it know, this movie was dreadfully boring. I don't know why, some scenes were genuily funny, but as I left the movie theatre I felt jipped paying my five dollars. Some witty remarks here, some funny sub-text there, etc etc, the problem was in between all the laughter was the most boring drivel imaginable. Lots of scenes added nothing to the plot and was plain boring as well. The film just dragged on and on so much I had the strangest urge to leave the theatre yet for some reason, I stayed till I viewed the confusing ending which just puzzled me some more seeing as how it made no sense.
-Regret
Pearl Harbor (2001)
This is the most offensive mindless garbage ever
Okay, so I know that most little twelve year old kids would like to see big explosions and people dying but what really p****s me off is responsible adults approving of this this GARBAGE! In the add it says in one line "watch stuff blow up"! STUFF did not "blow up" American patriots died! Not stufF! Men with families, children, brothers, sisters, they died for their country, to describe them as "stuff blowing up" is the most offensive bull**** EVER! Also, in one scene the Japanese are calling this Japanese American Citizen to describe the conditions in pearl harbor this scene was probably added by those racist white supremisist to justify the fact that LOYAL JAPANESE AMERICANS WERE THROWN INTO PRISON CAMPS AND HAD THEIR RELIGIOUS FIGURES TAKEN away. I would conitnue on and on about the flaws of the movie IE the fact that the attack on tokyo wasn't a turning point in the war and the fact that only TWO people shot down Japanese planes during pearl harbor but I've gotta make my ramen. -Remorse P.S. Never trust sheep
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
Cliche Loaded Garbage
Before I start raving and ranting about the atrocities of this movie I must ask one simple question....WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? This load of complete garbage is nothing but a "Mid riff" who wears push up bras and shows cleavage while saying half assed dialogue from a script that is so mindless it has the mental stimulation capabilities of a "I'm with stupid shirt". The action scenes are a COMPLETE hack from other movies such as Mission Impossible 2 and various others. Also, the fact that she gets in a damn shower within the first 5 minutes also displays the pure immaturity of this atrocity. I swear, I would understand the fact that little perverted kids would watch this load of garbage simply because of the fact that Anga watchmacall her is wearing well, almost nothin. But once again, older mature adults disappoint me once again seeing as how they actually approve this overhyped junk. You shell out your hard made dollars to watch this garbage yet completely ignore the greats "Requiem For a Dream", "rocky horror picture show", and "evil dead 2". I weep for a society like this. -Remorse P.S. Life is like a pizza cart, whoever cuts the cheese first gets the wiener.
Quest of the Delta Knights (1993)
Oh my god, this movie is so bad, it's funny
After 15 minutes of the film, I thought this was gonan be the most horrible POS i'd ever have to watch, I was even tempted to turn off the VCR, but seeing as how I paid a whopping 4 bux to rent it, I decided to watch it anyways. however, after an hour, the plot became so garbled and stupid, I just began to laugh out loud at all the cliches and poor acting and towards the end I could pretty much guess ahead of time what they were gonna say. Later however, I was watching sci fi channel and Mystery Science Theatre had decided to prod fun at it as well, so in conclusion, it's.....well bad yet funny. -Remorse P.S. Cthuhlu Fategn
Ôritsu uchûgun Oneamisu no tsubasa (1987)
Deep and humerous
Wings of Homoneise was something really different. When I rented this film I expected to see the usual cliche half ass plot seeing as how that's usually all that Magna ever bring to the US. I was however really surprised when I finished with it though. The plot is really deep and the characters acted at times so intelligent and at other times I just wanted to strangle them for their stupidity, but then I realized, they portrayed people as they really are, imperfect. The only problem I had with it was well, the whole attempted rape scene, I for some reason didn't understand the course of action that what's her name took after the main character tried to umm....well, I don't wanna spoil it. Anyways, you should rent it if you see it at your local anime store or video store. -Remorse P.S. Why don't voices ever ask you to do good things? When someone hears voices it's always something bad....
The Shining (1980)
A Superb Film
Book to movie translations, for some reason most of the time people try to make one something goes awfully wrong and a great book turns into a pile of horse ****. But unlike most movies, thanks to Stephen King's magnificent novel and Stanley Kubric's exceptional directing skills this movie is a winner. This film is full of spooky things which'll make you leap from your seat but unlike other cheesy b movies, it's not a bunch of half naked teenagers running around being slashed to bits. No, this is a unique film which scares you in so many unique ways...The part where the little kid runs around in his tricycle was soo...different, just the fact that all you saw was the kid running around with it and hearing nothing but the wheels squeek....the tension building up then climaxing with his meeting with the twin girls followed by a brief image of thier HACKED UP BODIES ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH BLOOD OOZING FROM THE WALLS. It was brilliant! For those who haven't seen this movie I highly recommend you should, but I strongly suggest you watch it with your lights on. Remorse P.S. To resist is to ***s in the wind, whoever tries will wind up smelly.