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Ass Backwards (2013)
Piece of Crap
This movie is one of those movies that you keep watching because you're like, oh come on the premise is so good it has to pick up at some point and get funny.
Nope it never does, the only thing this movie does is string you along the whole time hoping for some great comedic payoff that never happens.
And I LIKE crappy movies most of the time. But i really wish i could unwatch this. It literally makes me angry that I watched it when I think about it. The last movie that made me feel this way was The Smokers, but at least that movie had some kind of humor.
If you have any inkling to watch this movie please do the following.
1. Stop yourself 2. Watch something else 3. Be glad you did
I Pity the Fool (2006)
MoTvaTion EducaTion EnterTainsion (not a word i know)
This is probably the most amusing 30 minute reality show I have seen in quite some time. I have all of the first 6 on my DVR and have watched them over laughing along to each one. I really really really, did i say really, Really hope they bring back more!
I mean while its funny, I find myself actually caring for the people involved in the show and being glad when they get their act together and wishing that Mr T would come and kick my butt!
Come on, 6 episodes? TVLand we know you have viacom money behind you, buck up and give us more T!
I'll even promise to not fast forward through the commercials on my DVR!
Waiting... (2005)
This is FUNNY
Okay, so its not going to get nominated for any awards. HOWEVER, it's funny. People who wont appreciate this movie are people who cant appreciate low brow humor. This movie is pretty much Office Space meets a restaurant. If you liked lets say, Harold and Kumar, Van Wilder and movies of that ilk that aren't ashamed to go the low road for a laugh, then you will enjoy this movie. Come to think about it Ryan Reynolds was in Harold and Kumar.. Regardless anyone who has worked in any kind of service industry will appreciate this movie. My chest hurt when I walked out of the movie I was laughing so hard.. I mean there are so many just classic moments in this film..
So if you can just relax for an hour and let yourself laugh at some really stupid jokes and absurd situations you will get a kick out of this film..
One more thing.. Stay till the very end!!! Credits bonuses.. I wont tell you what, but i will tell you its worth it!! This will be on my DVD to buy list for sure.
The Smokers (2000)
One of the worst movies EVER
We were flipping channels on tv and came across this movie.. It drew us in with its complete lack of purpose and continuity. I have watched hardcore pornography with better acting and plots. If I ever happen to meet the person who wrote and directed this crap I would demand the two hours of my life back.
Pootie Tang (2001)
Why such a bomb?
You know with movies like The Fast And The Furious, which besides all the nifty keen effects is pretty much a waste of film making over 100 million dollars, WHY WHY WHY did this movie bomb so bad? It really surprised me since I remember overhearing, yeah did you see that commercial for Pootie tang, yeah that looks funny.. yada yada. Well I went to see this movie last night and I busted out laughing every few minutes and sometimes laughing for a few minutes. And I wasn't the only one in the theatre laughing. Yes, this movie is completely stupid and low budget, but that's what is so great about it. It doesn't try to be a multi-million dollar blockbuster, it's modern black exploitation in the line of I'm gonna git you sucka. And speaking of git you sucka, I'd rather see Pootie tang ten more times then have to sit through the "it could have made a real funny 30 minute tv show" scary movie 2 again.
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
WOW
This movie is not for the shallow in emotion or intellect. This is a roller coaster ride of love, pain, loss, joy.. and an almost disturbing but not quite view on the human existence. You could defiantly feel the forces of both Kubrick and Spielberg in this movie. 3/4 of the way into it (without spoiling it) you feel like the movie could be over, but its not and what comes next just knocks your socks off. Haley Joel Osment has to be applauded for an amazing performance that in my opinion tops his awe inspiring for his age performance in the sixth sense. Frances O'Connor's role as the mother figure is impressive however it could have had just a tad more depth but, but by itself is fantastic.. I hate to gush but Haley's performance is just amazing. This movie is hard to digest in one sitting, I know I didn't catch everything the first time around and will defiantly catch it again in the theatres and will be first in line for a criterion DVD release.