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3/10
Endless Vamping, No Substance
2 July 2023
There's no substance here, it's basically just hours of vamping as people who had minimal interaction with the cast members reflect on their limited experience. No new information, the same video clips and photos with different special effects and dramatic music to change the tone... it's all speculation and ultimately draws no meaningful conclusions or lessons for viewers.

Some of the participants flat out admit that their only source for the things they say is social media. If close friends and loved ones aren't participating in the documentary, if the law enforcement handling these cases didn't get involved in the story telling, those are immediate red flags.

Repetitive to the point of nauseating.
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The Mosquito Coast (2021–2023)
3/10
7 Episodes and It Goes Nowhere
5 June 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This is a review of the whole season, all 7 episodes. Don't listen to the 6+ stars, which are almost exclusively of the first 3 episodes.

This show is DUMB. They had a great opportunity to do something with consumerism, blind obedience to authority, and mainstream American culture, but the writers fail miserably. Allie dictates how his family lives while on the run from the US gov't for some unexplained reason. The kids and his wife are obviously miserable, but he doesn't care, and ultimately they don't care that he doesn't care.

The show's pacing is awful: we're on the run in a chase, and then suddenly there's time for a shallow heart-to-heart when one of the whiny kids decides that the best time to ask questions is while the cops/cartel/NSA is hot on their tails. The urgency of the situation is constantly met with a frustrating lack of answers, but somehow the kids are satisfied and back on the run they go.

Sure, the show sets up the irony that Allie hates capitalism and how it throws away nonconsumers, while he himself buys his way out of problems and throws away the humans that help him along the way. But Allie is never confronted with that hypocrisy, and his family never learns anything. They remain blissfully unaware of their own monstrosity, content to destroy as many lives as necessary to get to their dream life on the beach in Central America.

TLDR: the show and its characters end exactly where they began. There's no development and no growth.
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Black Beauty (2020)
2/10
Not even remotely close to "horsey"
30 November 2020
Animal cruelty finds no sympathy here, and is poo-pooed instantly. EXCELLENT.

The good stops there. The "horsey" aspects of this movie are so wildly off from reality that it truly doesn't come far from fantasy. Disney, you have multiple horse facilities; would it have been difficult to run the technical aspects by someone already on your payroll who actually knows horses?

The dialogue is bad, the pacing is off... I couldn't help but laugh at all the "...but I'm a MUSTANG" lines. Really. Gag.

For everyone watching this movie thinking, "I've learned so much about horses!" You. Have. Not.

Maybe someday someone will make a horse movie that horse people can actually watch without cringing. I'll be showing my kids the original; at least they'll be more prepared for the cruelty that truly exists in horse business and the apathy the general American public has to it.

Nice try, Disney. But ask the experts.
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