This film is an incredible piece of garbage. The first 90 minutes felt like the longest three hours of my life. A bunch of self-referential garbage and flirting with the fourth-wall just came off as cheesy and self-serving. There were no compelling characters or plot. The story feels like was being written while it was being filmed.
And for a franchise that prides itself on visual effects, Niobe looked like Jada Pinkett Smith wearing a mask of quality similar to Johnny Knoxville in "Bad Grandpa".
I don't understand ANY review over a 4 0r 5 ... and even those must be purely for nostalgia reasons. Anyone giving it a 10 is either paid by Sony or an absolute ... I don't know. I can't even conceive of someone who would like this. It is just NOT good. In any way.
I was tempted to give a lower review just to balance out the unjustified 10s. But ... this is my honest rating. I have legit not seen a movie this bad in the past 5 years (easily).
Just GARBAGE!
And for a franchise that prides itself on visual effects, Niobe looked like Jada Pinkett Smith wearing a mask of quality similar to Johnny Knoxville in "Bad Grandpa".
I don't understand ANY review over a 4 0r 5 ... and even those must be purely for nostalgia reasons. Anyone giving it a 10 is either paid by Sony or an absolute ... I don't know. I can't even conceive of someone who would like this. It is just NOT good. In any way.
I was tempted to give a lower review just to balance out the unjustified 10s. But ... this is my honest rating. I have legit not seen a movie this bad in the past 5 years (easily).
Just GARBAGE!
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