Reviews

I think this show is solid, but very repetitive. Definitely better than Teen Titans GO!, but I wish it could be up to the standards of PBS Kids.

I watched this a lot in 2018, and kind of forgot about it as time passed. But then I revisited it in late 2020, and omg, it's as bas as I remembered (even worse). Where to start?! The animation is very generic looking and the humans have weird shiny, plasticky flash, and the vehicles (while cool looking) ripoff Transformers entirely! The stories are very repetitive and predictable. Then there's the characters themselves. I thought Norman from Fireman Sam and Homer Simpson were stupid, but if you put them in this show, they'd seem very smart in comparison. The amount of stupid accidents is astounding and makes you wonder how this town actually works! It's HYSTERICAL how little everyone knows about common sense! Though the main character is a bit wiser than everyone else, he magically appears whenever someone is in trouble. I could go on and on, but I think you get the point. Now, I love kid shows and totally fine that not all of them can be Sesame Street. However, I want a show to have at least one thing that makes it special. The only positive thing about Robo Car Poli is how cringe it is. Overall, not as terrible as Rick and Morty or South Park (which have review of their own), but still not good. However, I like it because it's so bad. And one more thing; it tries os hard to be Paw Patrol. Not much more left to say, honestly.

I just saw this film in school the other day, and I thought it would just be very boring. Instead, it turned out to be a schlockfest with no charm or worth whatsoever! While it does have some good actors in it, like Morgan Freeman and Matt Broderick, it doesn't do any of the characters any favors and they do such a bland job portraying historical figures. There's a random scene where a guy gets violently circumnavigated, and it just left me completely appalled. And another thing; there's no actual plot. I had that exact same thought while watching Newsies, (which was actually decent) but here, it's actually true! Most of the scenes just happen for no reason. There is no substance as we go from one place to another. Then, there's a random goat which could've been a redeeming quality if it was in more scenes! Next, there's that mustached meathead who swears half the time he's onscreen and beats African Americans to a pulp the other half of the time! He's easily one of the Top 10 worst characters of ALL TIME! (on the same level as claude frollo from the Hunchback!) There's NOTHING here! I wish I never even HEARD of this movie! From now on, I won't be as hard on movies as much, because this makes Ace Wrecks the Internet look like Spiderverse!

I LOVED this film as a kid! I revisited it just a few days ago, and, in some ways, it surprisingly holds up. The characters are fine, the animation is fine, everything is fine. However, I just felt like it was missing something. I feel like it's the most perfect kids movie, But I'm probably not gonna rewatch it for... 30,40 years?

P.S. This is the second of many reviews I'm going to make.