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The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (2022)
0% Tolkien
Jarjar meets the Ewoks. Embarrassing. I downloaded them as to not add to Smaug's hoard. Like if Dark Crystal was live action and written by some who knew nothing about Tolkien. Like Bollywood movie with no music or charm. Not even as good as televisions Merlin or Hercules. Not one drop of Tolkien. The only actual Tolkien is the map. Its like Amazon paid a Billion dollars for a map. Which they float around in a Games of Thrones kinda way. I have actually read all the Tolkien. This way promised to be about the Men of the Numenor. It is not. Very disappointing. Stupid and embarrassing. Hogwash. Silly waste of time. By the way I didnt like it and don't suggest watching it.
Poliziotto senza paura (1978)
We always love Joan.
The first half hour is so fast paced and campy you can't look away. (Crazy cartoon dubbing) But then... after that it's kinda hard to find the plot.
Joan doesn't show up for a long time. But after she does the plots becomes more clear and I personally had to stay to find out what happens.
For the most part this is for dire hard Joan fans only.
The Book of Boba Fett (2021)
Disney shouldn't do everything
The Mandalorian was o.k. It was exactly what you thought Disney would do. It's like Star Wars with Mickey Mouse shoved in.
However, this is just stupid, unoriginal and boring. I guess they are trying to do Lord of the Rings and Dune before they can come out. Since when does Star Wars have "spice".
If you just want to keep up with S. W. and look at something pretty... go for it. But it's not actually good.
Aquaman (2018)
Predictable Hogwash
Childish, stupid and homophobic. The story is stupid. The dialog is stupid. Even the music is stupid. I normally avoid superhero movies because i can't stand to see adults in Halloween costumes fighting but i thought i would give this SUPER SUCCESSFUL movie a try. They don't even swim? They just move around for no reason. Show me one comic book where Aquaman is wearing pants. He never at any point wears a swim suit..... don't bother....
Ojing-eo geim (2021)
BOOOOOOORING....
Enough said. (This review must contain at least one hundred and fifty characters. So I need to write more. O.k. Too much talking, not enough action. Unrealistic dialog and behaviour. There is no building on earth in which the air vents could support the full weight if a human. Stupid.
Alone (2015)
Season 8 Sux
Wow. Im so bored. And I'm SO sick of the singing. So boring i have nothing to say. Yawn.
Christmas Cookie Challenge (2017)
Why in Progress?
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU START THE SHOW ALREADY IN PROGRESS? Stupidest idea ever. It makes me feel left out and want to sto watching. I want to be in on it. Starting the episode with the first challenge already started is the worst idea EVER ! There was nothing wrong with the first season ao wen't change things. Someone should be fired. I don't know if i will stick around be reason to. I dont like these shows that have 5 new people every week. It's fine for chopped and other year round shows. But with seasonal shows they should build to a climax. This season 2 is wrong on so many levels.
Making the Cut (2020)
Project Nowhere
A lame attempt to revive the Project Runway concept. It might have been good if they stuck to the simple idea of a clothing design contest. Every episode has Heidi and Tim doing some contrived activity. So fake and annoying. But to me the thing that makes it so unwatchable is the loud music with lyrics. I don't understand the trend of background music with lyrics. It's very difficult to understand conversation when there are lyrics being sung over dialog. It was so annoying i would not watch a second season.
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
Waste of a Screw
This story has so many possibilities and they don't use any of them. Such a waste of time. They should have taken the clues from The Innocence and elaborated on them. There is no plot. There is no villain. The character of Quint is played by such a soft preppy intimidating actor. Where is the grooming of the children for the lascivious behaviour? Where is the incest. The children don't interact with the ghosts. Where are the nightmares? The house could be an intimidating character even? The dialog is embarrassing 2 dimensional. They didn't need to add anything. I don't recommend this to anyone. One of the most boring things I've ever forced myself to watch.
In the Shadow of the Moon (2019)
No excuse for boring
Annoying and predictable. Bad styling. Felt like a bad video game.
The Open House (2018)
Horrible
Waste of time. No explanation or plot. There is no resolution or reveal. It goes nowhere and stays there. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.
The Leftovers: The Book of Nora (2017)
Load of Hogwash
What a load of hogwash. Real Shyamalanadingdong. The first season was o.k. The rest sucked hard. Season 3 was just a bunch of jack off HBO writers spitting in the wind. Why did whats her name go out in the boat? Where are Wayne's kids
. or was it Wade? What's in the National Geographic? The twin episode was meaningless. It can't be touching sad if you don't know what is going on. I hated every minute of season 3. Worthless, meaningless, pointless, and empty of any entertainment qualities. THANK GOD TWIN PEAKS IS SO GOOD. Sad waste of time.