This film is just another bland sequel of a bland reboot. The writing is really dumb, and kind of childish with the way humans and dinosaurs must now co-exist. (Small nitpick, but there is a scene where the Mosasaur jumps a crabbing boat off the coast of Alaska, I'm pretty sure they swam only in warm waters). There are 100 plots in this movie:
1. With all the dinosaurs out in the wild, some people began to start illegally breeding them, and Clair and her gang want to stop it.
2. Little clone girl wants to go out into the world, but is regulated to a shack so she won't be spotted and have evil hillbillies come after her.
3. Because of said isolation, clone girl has a hard time with her adoptive parents (Clair and Chris Pratt)
4. Ellie Sattler investigates a swarm of giant locusts in the American Midwest and determine an evil corporation is behind them and teams up with Allen Grant to stop them.
5. Sattler and Grant fallin love again.
6. Oh no, clone girl gets kidnapped by hillbillies, sending fake parents to go on a globetrotting adventure to rescue her.
7. Clone girl's fake parents somehow run into Grant and Sattler.
This movie hired Grant and Sattler's actors for that good old nostalgia bait, also there are too many characters. We have 6 that we actually are about, the smuggler and the smart dude are useless. The villain is also trash. Remember when in the original Jurassic Park where the characters had to survive in a park that ran down because of the stupidity of a corrupt man? Now the villains have the marvel treatment, and are basically fought by the characters.
I also feel they use these movies to promote the realistic looking dinosaurs. If you want to make a movie with realistic dinosaurs, then make a documentary like walking with Dinosaurs, not some washed up garbage like this.
1. With all the dinosaurs out in the wild, some people began to start illegally breeding them, and Clair and her gang want to stop it.
2. Little clone girl wants to go out into the world, but is regulated to a shack so she won't be spotted and have evil hillbillies come after her.
3. Because of said isolation, clone girl has a hard time with her adoptive parents (Clair and Chris Pratt)
4. Ellie Sattler investigates a swarm of giant locusts in the American Midwest and determine an evil corporation is behind them and teams up with Allen Grant to stop them.
5. Sattler and Grant fallin love again.
6. Oh no, clone girl gets kidnapped by hillbillies, sending fake parents to go on a globetrotting adventure to rescue her.
7. Clone girl's fake parents somehow run into Grant and Sattler.
This movie hired Grant and Sattler's actors for that good old nostalgia bait, also there are too many characters. We have 6 that we actually are about, the smuggler and the smart dude are useless. The villain is also trash. Remember when in the original Jurassic Park where the characters had to survive in a park that ran down because of the stupidity of a corrupt man? Now the villains have the marvel treatment, and are basically fought by the characters.
I also feel they use these movies to promote the realistic looking dinosaurs. If you want to make a movie with realistic dinosaurs, then make a documentary like walking with Dinosaurs, not some washed up garbage like this.
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