Reviews

This. Film. What the hell is this film?

It's been lost for decades and literally no one has found any fragment of this film besides in this stupid little short film called "Boo!" that contained 2 minutes of the film.

I'm starting to doubt it even exists. People haven't put much effort into finding this film, and it's still unlikely that it ever will be found.

Chances are this film wasn't even that good though. Very few films are actually lucky enough to survive more than 10 years.

Terraria is a 2D game released in 2011. A lot of people who haven't even played the game call it a ripoff of minecraft, but as someone who actually experienced the game, I can officially say that it's much more than that.

For starters, Terraria has a lot of depth. There are many different ways to play the game, and lots of content in general. Hundreds of creative weapons, cute pets,. And awesome accessories keep you hooked as you try to collect them all.

You can make yourself as overpowered as you want in the endgame, but you start with almost nothing. It's fun to make progress in the game, slowly making yourself more powerful.

This game also has many, MANY pop culture references. You can fight a ninja slime with a bow that shoots flaming bats while wearing a creeper costume and riding a goat from hell!

If that doesn't sound fun, I don't know what is.

And finally, the game has a MASSIVE and very active community. Every day new videos, fanart, and mods are pumped out at alarming speeds.

Ah yes, the mods. There's tons of them!

The game already has lots of content, but the mods sometimes make terraria into an even better game than it was before. New bosses, mechanics, OP weapons, what's not to love?

This film is impossibly bad. It's absolutely awful from the moment you start the film, to the very end credits. And it just gets worse and worse. Don't watch it. I'm pretty sure it's streaming service exclusive, but if it get a home release, I want you to destroy it.

Why would you make a short film about simply eating a pizza? WHY?

Considering how bad modern Disney movies are, I didn't expect much. But this movie blew my expectations, it's incredible.