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Torchwood (2006)
Okay I Don't Care If This Is Taboo But....
I Hate This Show.
I Have Lots Of Reasons As well I'm Not Just Saying It.I Think It's Crap.The Beeb Usually Make Brilliant Sci-Fi But They Let This Piece Of S h i t By Them Because It Has Russel T. Daives Connected To It.Don't Get Me Wrong New Who Is Brilliant Work And I Can't Wait For The 3rd Series.But This Is No Where Near As Good As New Who.
The Main Reason I Hate This Show Is Instead Of Just writing A Clever Show With Good Characters They Just Went And Said ''Alright Who Wants To Make Money (people put hands up) Alright How About A Crappy TV Show Thats Basically X-Files Meets Dr. Who?(hands up again) Great I'll Go Write A Pilot.''They Then Are Writing The Show ''Heh Heh Lets Put A Swear Word In And A Plot AbouT Sex.That's Dark.'' That's Torchwood's Main Problem It Is Just trying Too Hard Too Be Dark Instead Of Writing Good Episodes It Thinks It Can Get Away With Being 'Dark' But It Even Fails At That.
Half-Life 2 (2004)
h.e.v .suit? Best suit in the world
Who Is The Man Who Can't Be Killed By Any Thing.
He has to be the coolest guy on the planet.
He Owns the Coolest Suit EVER.
He Can Kick Your Ass With A Crowbar.
He's A Bitch To Some Weird Guy.
Gordan Free....Well Forget That Last one he's still incredibly cool and never says a word.
This Is Half-Life 2 one of the best games on THE PLANET.It Has Great Graphics ,Brilliant game play,A GRAVITY GUN!!,Great Characters,A GRAVITY GUN,Phisyics That feel like real life,A GRAVITY GUN,Amazing Weapons and need i say it again A GRAVITY GUN.The story revolves around one man trying to take down a government but not really.
By That i mean that's not your exact mission.You have to go through levels but most of them are basically ''You Have To get to a lab,quick a door.Oh know an explosion has blown it up before you could get through darn.You go the incredibly dangerous and long way'' And that's about it but way they do the levels is brilliant so it's well worth it.
I give it 100/10
Resident Evil (2002)
This Movie Is Crap......But That's What's So Good About It
I Only did this because the person before me wrote an unfair comment on the movie. Here's The Plot:
Alice wakes up and doesn't know who she is blah blah blah...etc Then they fight some zombies..... Someone Good dies for no real reason.... Someone you thaught was a bad guy is actually a good guy.... now same except turned around..... big monster wakes up... big monster dies.... bad guy comes back as zombie.... Alice kills said zombie.... happy ending..... Or Is It???? No It's A Sequel Ending.
Okay Now what i was saying/feeling during this movie
hey Mila Topless....Cool OH COOL ZOMBIES (turns to friends) I Love zombies WHY ARE THEY DEAD???? What A Bad Twist... I Knew that guy was evil... Is That A Licker Or A Hunter? Has To Be A Hunter! Doesn't Matter he was beaten easy... Oh Look who's back... Never mind he's dead... YAY Happy Ending!!! No Wait It Isn't.. That Was A Gay Ending.... No Wait It Isn't Over... SPOT THE GEORGE A ROMERO RIP OFF... No I Have To Wait For The Sequel... God's Sake!
Anyone Who Has Watched This Movie Will Agree With Me. BUT it's still a decent Zombie Flick. Okay It's No Dawn(original and remake) But it's still good. It's Wrong To Compare this to the game since they are two different things. So Here's My Rating (given compared to game and not compared to game)
Compared To Game 2/10 As A Stand Alone Movie 6.5/10
my advice for viewing? With Friends So You Can Make Fun Of It,And So you can have fun. +For some real Fun? Pair it with RESI 4 Mercenaries. Please do me a favor,If you love the game? Forget about it and watch this movie as if it's called ''Zombie Where Mila Looks Good And Kicks Ass!FOR NO REAL REASON BUT THAT IT'S THERE TO BE KICKED''
Bully (2006)
The Smartest Game Of the Year So Far..
I Know What You Are Thinking.....''Oh Bully that's that horrible Game!'' Well Let me be the first to tell you....It Isn't! It's one of the most finally scripted,Funny and original games i've ever played! First Off I Just Have To Say: Rockstar Are One Of the Greatest Studios Ever Rarely Making An Unplayable Game.With This I thought They'd Done It:They'd Finally Dug To Big A Hole For Them To Get Out Of. Well This was back when the game was announced. But Slowley After A couple of months and some great trailers I Started to see a great game coming into focus. And I Wasn't Disappointed. It's Brilliant It Can Be Summed Up In An Equation GTA+THE WARIORRS+ANIMAL HOUSE-EXCESSIVE VIOLENCE-SEX= BULLY Also don't let that completely throw you Off It's Brilliant
Eerie, Indiana: The Broken Record (1992)
The Last Episode.......From The Start Era Of The Series
This, Like Most Episodes Of Eerie Indiana, Has A Social Message At The Heart Of It Hidden Under Lots Of Weirdness. A lot Like ''Firefly'' This Episode doesn't really fit in well with the end of the series as in There's no Dash X,and a lot of characters up to this point of the show are cut out. If you Wanted A Definite Ending Well Then You Are Going To Be Disappointed because there is none and it just feels like another episode. Another Problem Is The Loss Of One Of the Most Enjoyable Characters Of The Series: DashX. And he is sorely missed Another Problem With This Episode Is That Like I Said It Was Obviously An Episode They Cut From the start of the series and they weren't allowed to do a proper last episode If It Was At The Start Instead of the end it would have been another great Episode,Unfortunately That Isn't The Case and all we have is a good episode,but in the wrong place
Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002)
I Liked It
Look I Know it's No Where Near As Good as The Show,And I Know It Cuts Out Way To Many Characters + It Didn't Finish A load of plot lines From the show(e.g.Gerald And Phoebe) But It Was Still An Enjoyable Movie that Of Course Would Have Worked better as at TV episode But Still They're The Only real problems the rest is GOLD. It's Got A Good Story, The Great Music, The Helga/Arnold Arc Is Swen Up, GRANDPA AND GRANDMA!! BRILLIANT CHARACTERS. i Also Believe that They Didn't put much work into the movie since Craig Bartlett Had Left Nick At This Point.Maybe If they Had more time it would have been better Also if you learn what the original plot was,You'll Think ''Ahh That Was Much Better'' So Say What You Will About Hey Arnold The Movie, It's Still Got A Better Script Then Most Kids Movies + It's Always On Nick UNLIKE THE SHOW