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Transfixed Volume Six (2020 Video)
Stylish lesbian-styled TS action
10 August 2020
The four vignettes contained in this Adult Time DVD release are well-cast and quite entertaining examples of a genre moving from niche toward the mainstream.

Opener titled "Flower Girls" is a pantomime tribute to the Flower Power '60s, with Aubrey Kate and lesbian icon Bree Daniels making a beautiful romantic couple with "flowers in their hair".

Kate returns in a strange little segment, where newly-minted big-butt queen Gia Paige has an outdoor sex quickie with Aubrey when she takes a rest stop with motoryclist boy friend Derrick Pierce. As is usual for a Bree Mills transsexual episode, the male talent (Pierce) is just along for the ride, in NonSex casting.

TS superstar Natalie Mars is featured in the remaining two scenes. She has sex with Gabi Paltrova in a romantic turn, and then is dealing with prima donna of a fashion photographer Adriana Chechik, resulting in well-choreographed threesome sex with model Khloe Kay, another unique trans-female performer.

Producer-director Mills' emphasis on star talent, rather than spotlighting newcomers, pays off here, as well as the evocative visuals.
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Grindhouse XXX (2011 Video)
Who's kidding who?
10 August 2020
Back in the day I used carbon paper like most other office workers: slipping a sheet or two into the typewriter routinely with paper to create duplicate copies and reusing several times. The legibility of the copies would deteriorate rapidly, and fresh carbon paper was needed.

So we get Adam & Eve's porn-parody of the movie parody of those '70s action films, which a decade later plays stupidly and pointlessly. No surprise: unearned industry award nominations (and even a win for "best comedy") were handed out.

An action/crime movie and a slasher horror movie are the contents, plus spoofed Coming Attraction. Since all that directors Andre Madness and David Lord care about is the perfunctory XXX footage, the action scenes are dull and uninteresting.

So we're left with the great Mercedez of Vivid Video fame sexy in her shower sex with star Teagan Presley in a nothing cop movie, and an uappealing performance by Alexis Ford as Summer Camp counselor opposite Andy San Dimas as they're in jeopardy from a muscular slasher.

It's relentlessly mediocre, dull by the standards of the B movies being imitated. Special effects (especially the barrel flares to represent gun shots) and listless action stages kill time in between lots of explicit sex filler.
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Wild & Wicked 7 (1996 Video)
Lousy loop carrier
9 August 2020
Styled as a tv show hosted by Jerry Rivers (played by Ron Jeremy), this is just an excuse for watching a half dozen sex scenes, ending with Jerry leaving to launch his own show.

Alex Sanders appears in a satire of the typical Hollywood producer stereotype, and the interviews are dull. Poor femme cast is a non-starter for the porn content.
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Lesbian Anal Vol. 2 (2018 Video)
One-note
9 August 2020
Dana Vespoli indulges her "ass-play" fetish in this unrewarding volume of the self-explanatory Sweetheart Video series, which differs from competing product directed by Mason for the Lesbian X label, both distributed via Mile High Media.

That difference is that Dana bothers to include dialog/story set-ups for each sex vignette,

That means a willingness to suspend disbelief as Mindi Mink, of all people, plays a shy woman afraid of anal sex, but reassured painstakingly by Casey Calvert. Perhaps casting a sweet young thing instead of MM might have helped the scene play.

The other segments feature strong actresses in phony situations, including a match-up of reheads Maya Kendrick and Lauren Phillips.
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Euro Pickups 3 (2016 Video)
Czech, please
9 August 2020
Boring fake-amateur porn from the streets of Prague, courtesy slumming distributor Wicked Pictures.

Long ago, the brass at Wicked had the wisdom to begin importing classy videos from France's Marc Dorcel for the American market. But this European filler is strictly the pits.

No-name femmes are easily picked up by a stud and cameraman, taken to a crummy apartment (used over and over) and humped for the camera.

None of the actresses are keepers, and the needlessly long running time only exaggerates the tedium.
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Couples Camp 2 (2012 Video)
Below low-brow
9 August 2020
I knew we were in trouble when the principal couple, Samantha Saint and Tommy Gunn arrive at the title resort, and comment how the ordinary house doesn't suggest any camp with outdoor amenities. Oh well, why should an audience care?

Kyle Stone is back running the place and trying to help the couples with their sexual problems, but the silly dialog and sillier situations add up to a dreary video.

Saint is a vapid heroine, with superstar of yore, Lisa Ann, stealing her thunder playing a lesbian in dom/sub games with her partner Allie Haze.
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Revenge Nuru (2019 Video)
More gel than substance
9 August 2020
The title is more exciting than the action in this set of three massage vignettes.

DVD begins on a sour note, with a scene out of focus for some time, not for effect but merely a camera blooper, left in the final print.

Once that glitch is over, we see an agitated Seth Gamble, irate on the phone. He goes for a massage to relax, and the masseuse turns out to be his girlfriend Sara's pal Kenzie Taylor. Is he coincidentally revenging himself on Sara when he and Kenzie have sex?

The segment involving Vanessa Sky and Charles Dera is a shaggy-dog story, not following the usual genre format, just a dumb gimmick ending.
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Roleplay with Me (2019 Video)
Silly scenarios
9 August 2020
Alan was still directing for producer Bree when these vignettes, released subsequently on DVD by Adult Time, were made, and they play well enough within the limited imaginations of website subscribers.

For example, Ivy Wolfe phones for food delivery when her spouse (lesbian married couple has to work late, and superstar Riley Reid shows up at her door as the unlikely pizza delivery girl and almost instantly they have sex. No surprise that Riley is actually Ivy's wife, up to just another role-playing sex game. So a member sent in this rather lame premise spinning off from one of porn's corniest ploys.

Several extras show up, including crew member Curious Judas, in a ridiculous vignette that might have sounded better on paper (when submitted by a subscriber) than as realized here. Three creeps stage a home invasion, but action woman Angela White, wearing a silly spandex outfit, defeats them with karate moves, rewarded for saving the day by having sex with Whitney Wright. It's roleplay, but patently phony.
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Overworked Titties 5 (2019 Video)
Brit Porn infusion
9 August 2020
Scenes probably directed by Dick Bush or perhaps Liselle Bailey contribute to this Brazzers DVD drawn from the label's "Big Tits at Work" web series, featuring Euro porn players and local extras.

For example, Mea Melone plays footsie under the table with Freddy Flavas before having sex. Danny D is involved with the boss, bosomy blonde Christina Shine, in the Bonus scene.

Alix Lynx impresses as a very sexy hitchhiker, ending up servicing Danny. In a vignette titled "Team Player", Nicole Aniston, services her boss, the inevitable Keiran Lee. Like a bad penny, Danny encores opposite Monique Alexander in a POV-camera scene.
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Big Tits in Sports 5 (2010 Video)
A challenge to sports bras
9 August 2020
These stacked ladies to a fine job in combining athletics with sex, though Alanah Rae in a sports bra represents something of a stretch.

In the mix is an extremely obscure actress Scarlett Pain, who gets the sexual treatment from her personal trainer in the gym, Keiran Lee. Lee also services jogger Madison Ivy.

Bonus scene has Charley Chase as a basketball player (who is lousy at it) being coached by Johnny Sins. Scene is unusual in that they practice on a court that's all wet, apparently after it's been raining. One presumes that the porn shoot went ahead, not dependent on perfect weather conditions.
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TS Girls on Top Vol. 3 (2019 Video)
Lots of pegging
9 August 2020
The "on top" in the video's title is a dog whistle for porn fans, indicating these gals will be dishing out anal sex rather than being the usual recipients of same.

An excellent cast of trans-female porn stars, headed by Natalie Mars and Casey Kisses, drives home this point. Setting is porn's "Immoral Proposal" mansion, serving as a lovely backdrop for the sex action.

Gay porn actors like Wesley Woods and Pierce Paris take it in the rear like men, and the active ladies are firm (and erect) in their behavior. There's no script credit, but the set-up situations are interesting, ranging from wimpy Mason Lear's need for a dominant woman (with Mars eager to oblige) to sex therapist Casey treating patient Paris in unconventional fashion.
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Inferno (2000 Video)
Ambitious, unusual story-porn
9 August 2020
Mario Salieri combines elements of family stories with overarching looks at the sordid underbelly of society in this Adult drama.

It concerns an Italian couple from Naples (Monica Roccaforte and Francesco Malcom) visiting Paris, where wife Monica wanders into a life of depravity. With plenty of helpful voice-over narration to set up a context, we see a world of sex shops, prostitution and porn theaters.

Salieri integrates many sex scenes and incest subplots into the narrative, featuring a cast of over 50 actors, including Euro beauties Laura Angel and Karen Lancaume. Interestingly, Salieri produced a movie titled "Incest" (directed by Nicky Ranieri) featuring many of the stars of "Inferno", including male lead Philippe Dean.
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Silly and antiquated
9 August 2020
What was once called a Sybian machine (for female masturbation assist) has been featured off and on in porn movies for decades, and resurfaces renamed as a Motorbunny in this film series from Adam & Eve.

It continues Kay Brandt's use of erotic novelist Selena Kitt for source material, but this time the cupboard seems bare.

Romi Rain heads up a women's group with the ladies getting together to use the Motorbunny to stimulate orgasms as well as have Sapphic sex with each other. There are studs available, led by Tommy Pistol, but a glaring absence of story or characterizations puts this into the all-sex bag.

Not only is the souped-up Sybian machine old-hat, but the show ends in that ancient porno device of an orgy. Fans of Rain and other sexy ladies like Sofi Ryan and Avi Love might watch it.
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Catfished 2 (2020 Video)
Facile and pointless
8 August 2020
Women who've been catfished via the internet try to get some revenge in this weak sequel for Sweet Sinner by Jacky St. James.

Nathan Bronson plays a completely callous guy, not content with faking his identity on dating websites but also lying to women eight ways to Wednesday in order to get laid. He uses his brother (Zac Wild) for a pretend identity and in a plot ploy I didn't buy, bro is a famous boxer -also impressing women on the hunt.

Complications ensue, and a couple of the victims, Kiara Cole and Aidra Fox, team up to get revenge on the brothers. Movie ends confusingly regarding the success of their efforts.

Besides the messiness of Jacky & Angelica Dark's screenplay, the editing and structure fails to adequately integrate the label's required four sex vignettes into a desired whole feature. With a B-level cast, it's a dud.
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Black & Blue (2011 Video)
Tori & Alektra looking good, but not much else
7 August 2020
Six scenes of Alektra Blue and Tori Black posing and having sex doth not a great video make. This is a lesser example of Wicked's all-sex division.

Besides the fact that only two women appear in this porn release, there is a general use of very crummy sets or locations. As a visual exercise one can gaze at the two beauties in generally fetishistic costumes, but against an ugly, unstylish backdrop.

Of course, Sapphic sex for the duo is included, but given their career arcs, it falls into that dreaded "gay for pay" category.
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Some self-satire thrown in
7 August 2020
When a one-note series like this one, all about swapping daughters in lesbian sex match-ups, reaches Volume 36, perhaps some self-deprecating humor about its Prime Directive is in order.

So we have the usual scene of four women meeting up, and pesky daughter Jodi Taylor making fun of the entire kid-swap arrangement.

It's just a momentary (if amusing) lapse, as soon after Jodi is going along enthusiastically with the gag by bedding down with veteran porn star Misty Rain, now a MILF two decades after her heyday as a porn starlet. Tara Morgan, to whom Jodi was speaking, objects strenuously to being "pimped out" by her mom Misty Rain but likewise is soon having orgasms with Jodi's parent Rayveness.

Second half of the show is more of the same, without the critique, as Cherie DeVille and Chanel Preston swap Scarlet Red and obscure but cute little actress Nora Belle (better known as Emma Snow).
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Imperfect Angels 9 (2010 Video)
Lousy script
7 August 2020
By this time, this Girlfriends Films series no longer carried the credit for writer-director Marda Caleeko, so perhaps she wasn't responsible for the preposterous screenplay.

It used to be about how religion could persecute lesbians (in fictional Thornhill at least), with duplicitous Maggie St. Michaels a principal protagonist. She is namedropped here, but the story concerns cougars on the prowl instead.

Verbose opening segment has Darla Crane visiting fellow MILF Veronica Avluv to gossip and complain about something all locals seem to know about: that Brenda James is having sex with her stepkid Heather Starlet. Crane is Heather's aunt and Avluv grew up knowing the kid from childhood, but Darla makes the extremely strange request that Veronica should seduce Heather to cure her of her incestuous impulses.

This way too silly to buy as a viewer, but soon VA & HS are in the sack, with Veronica wetting the sheets with her squirting.

Brenda pops up on screen at the finale, in an uncredited NonSex role, pranked by the evil youngsters Andy San Dimas and Amber Chase who are clearly imperfect devils, not angels.

On the basis of Amber's bogus phone call she comes over to interview for a housesitting job at the home of estranged Andy's mom only to suffer through sarcastic wise cracks and finally accusations of incest from the pair, causing Brenda to get angry and storm off. It's a ridiculous set-up to Andy forcing her young step-sister Tabby to have sex with her, that sort of faux incest supposedly okay with them.

The label's cavalier attitude toward the construction and sequencing of its videos is displayed in Segments three and four here presented erroneously in reverse order. Amber defends step-incest to pal Elexis in XXX scene #3 before the two of them have sex, but much of what happens in scene #4 contradicts that -as Elexis is made to be highly embarrassed watching Amber & Andy's shenanigans regarding little Tabby, who Elexis is babysitting for. If the Elexis/Amber scene had been presented last, as the show's finale, it would have made much more sense.
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My Daughter's Engaged (2020 Video)
Wedding wreckers
7 August 2020
This trio of Mommy's Girl episodes, compiled on DVD for the Adult Time service, concerns heterosexual weddings for a change, but with the proviso that these weddings are obstucted by mom (or others) to make way for the porn label's promised Sapphic bliss instead.

Title vignette concerns mom Sylvia Saige, who objects to her kid Alina Lopez's engagement to Codey (he doesn't figure in the video, but it's likely a reference to Codey Steele), so she seduces Alina on her trusty couch to expose the teen to a different range (and gender) of options for a soul mate.

Similarly, stacked MILF Syren De Mer gets quite horny watching her stepdaughter Elena Koshka (looking improbably tall in her high heels) trying on a wedding dress, and promptly seduces her for some more faux incest.

Less intense is a lesbian threesome, after mom India Summer catches step-kid Kendra Spade making out with Charlotte Stokely. Instead of getting mad, India insists on joining in the sexcapade.
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Fine work by Sheena Ryder (and her drones)
7 August 2020
Many porn videos of late have used drones to photograph establishng shots and exterior set-ups for the indoor sex scenes, opening up the show and adding a touch of professionalism. In this Exotica X release by Mile High, director James Avalons makes the drones a central element of the story line.

Narrated by and starring MILF Sheena Ryder, the four vignettes are interconnected by Sheena using a drone to spy on her neighbors, with the identified flying object actually going inside one house to record a sex scene directly.

Owner of the drone deduces she has it and ends up confronting her, with Sheena coming out a winner by seducing him for the finale sex scene. One comes away wondering if she has learned her lesson -not.

It's a clever concept, well-executed by a cast including sexy Jill Kassidy, and I suspect other pornographers, after watching it, would react with "Why didn't I think of that?".
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Pubic Access (1995 Video)
Dumb satire of Cable access tv
7 August 2020
In New York, Robin Byrd ruled the roost as host of an X-rated (soft X) cable access tv show on Channel J, Manhattan Cable Channel 35, that featured strippers and other Adult performers (including almost equal time fairness to Gay talent) in an interview and solo dancing for the camera format. It was campy but quite popular.

This VCA Pictures satire of same is lame throughout, with unfunny attempted humor and routine sex scenes. Co-hosts of the show named "Balls House" are Ron Jeremy as Sonny Clark and Jon Dough as Boris Jones -right away I was annoyed in that inadvertently the fictional name "Sonny Clark" happens to be the name of a brilliant jazz pianist from the 1950s who posthumously became one of the most beloved artists in jazz history, thanks to his discovery by a new generation of Japanese fans of his many Blue Note label recordings.

Stars appear on the talk show and show film clips to plug their work, and commercials are stupid skits than run 10 minutes long or more. Among the femmes, Anna Malle, Jeanna Fine, Juli Ashton and Danyel Cheeks give the best XXX performances.

"Walter White" directed, apparently back-to-back with this feature, "Bunmasters", a satire of tv infomercials, featuring most of the same cast.
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Junk
7 August 2020
The usual stinker from Will Ryder and Scott David, team that went on to wealth via endless porn-parodies.

This one is all-sex, with vignettes where 3 studs service lovely femme talent in mechanical fashion. Big-name Eva Angelina is on hand.

Ryder directs poorly and partner Scott seems to contribute only some silly pastel eye shadow on the femme models in his role as stylist. The team's big egos are evidenced in a BTS featurette on the DVD that runs a whopping 48 minutes long, documenting nothing.
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Digital Flesh (2020)
Erotic issues with cloning
7 August 2020
Desiree Dulce is mighty appealing in a dual role as wife and her clone in this hard to believe but sexually stimulating web-series from Digital Playground.

Her coworker Scott Nails) suggests she go to a clinic that can help her after Dulce complains of always being tired out, overworking. Dr. Ross (redhead Lacy Lennon, always impressive in sinister roles) and her beautiful assistant Gianna Dior clone Desiree, and the show moves on to consider the problems arising from having a clone out there, affecting Dulce's home life and her work.

I enjoyed the scenes of the lady and her clone together (nicely shot), as well as the ambiguity regarding which is which. None of it is believable but the ensemble cast makes the sex scenes hot, especially an impromptu Sapphic sex encounter of Lacy and Dior after Gianna questions her boss regarding the ethics of their cloning activities.
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Hooked (1992 Video)
Simpleminded but effective
7 August 2020
This simple story of an innocent young woman (lovely Tanya Rivers) inheriting ownership of a bordello is merely an excuse for the old loop-carrier format. Some hot sex saves the day for the audience.

Picture opens with Tanya's dad Riff Miles dying after having sex with one of the bordello's hookers (busty Kim Alexis). His daughter Tanya is informed by his lawyer of her ownership in the brothel, and visits the property, told what really goes on there by the madam, Ona Z.

When she threatens to take legal action to shut the place down and sell it, Tanya is taken prisoner by Ona, with Dutch (Wayne Summers in a ridiculously hammy performance) guarding her and showing her around. This sets up a series of sex vignettes for her to watch (along with the audience) for the rest of the picture.

Besides the appeal of actress Tanya Rivers, video benefits from a near-classic erotic scene of standing-up sex featuring bosomy Misty Lynn and Tom Chapman, their bodies all wet as they make love at night by a chain-link fence.

Conclusion has Tanya inducted into the ranks of prostitution with a gang-bang featuring Summers, Chapman and Jonathan Morgan, after she has become increasingly horny watching all the sex action over the course of the show. Looks like the whorehouse won't be closing down after all.
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Rising Buns (1993 Video)
Amusing throwback
6 August 2020
Taking those old Charlie Chan movies as inspiration, Mitch Spinelli concocted this clever whodunit, with Jon Dough quite animated as the lead detective on a murder case.

Femme cast is heavy on Asian talent, including Cumisha Amado, but stars Nikki Sinn as the main suspect and young Nina Hartley as a ditzy girlfriend of the evil mastermind, contribute mightily to the sexual content.

Story, related by Dough in both voice-over narration and comically directly to an unstable camera that he has to chase around to address the viewer, is extremely silly -dealing with a plot to disrupt international finance by flooding the market with Oriental sex clones/robots to drive down the cost of anal sex. Alex Sanders plays the mad scientist creator of the clones and Drago is the megalomaniacal U.S. senator behind it all.

Clever dialog keeps quoting made up Confucius and other Oriental sayings, and amidst the in-jokes is the senator's promise to Hartley that he will give her any country she wants -Nina chooses Wisconsin.
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Filthy (2005 Video)
The great Michelle Lay
6 August 2020
Michelle Lay throws herself into an extremely juicy role in Devinn Lane's "Filthy", a strong tale of a ruthless women.

She's a lawyer without scruples, who goes to great lengths to win a divorce case for client Randy Spears. Key subplot involves her younger sister Kim Kane, whose husband Van Damage happens to be Lay's opponent in the court case.

Lane scores high marks in both the writing and directing of this satisfying saga, and includes several crucial plot twists I didn't see coming, which are delightful. Lay is terrific, a bad apple who is irresistible both in her characterization and extremely arousing sexiness, and supporting femmes Lexi Lamour, Kane and busty Rebecca Love do fine jobs, too.

Definitely a sleeper, hiding in the Wicked Pictures catalog.
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