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Les animaux anonymes (2020)
NO DIALOGUE NEEDED
It seems like a very long infomercial about why to become vegan, but I still liked it. While it won't make me give up meat, it does make me think about what the meat that I consume goes through before it gets to my table. It makes you think about how all animals in general are treated in every day life from the point of the animals themselves. The role reversal idea helps to drive this home exceptionally well. Too bad this was an indie film and not released mainstream. I wouldn't recommend letting anyone under 10 years old watch this movie.
Unearth (2020)
WAIT...WHAT?
This story started out strong. The fracking component came and went, or should I dare say, "IT BOUGHT THE FARM." If this was a lesson about respecting our planet, it missed the mark because it was ALL OVER THE PLACE. There seems to be something IMPORTANT missing from the film. The ENDING was HORRENDOUS. It reminded me of the end of the 1950's version of THE BODY SNATCHERS, or something of that nature. I was really expecting this to be a good film, but IT FELL FLAT ON ITS FRACKING FACE.😕
Bob's Burgers: The Hauntening (2015)
ONE OF MY FAVORITE HALLOWEEN ANIMATION EPISODES
This is a GREAT HALLOWEEN EPISODE❣ BOB-ENSTEIN looks more like BOB ROSS wearing dishwashing gloves.😂 Maybe he's gonna bring some DEAD TREES BACK TO LIFE.🌳🌳😂😂
#ILoveBobsBurgers🎃
Pipeline (2020)
CONTINUITY AND LOGIC BE DAMNED...
This movie is horrible on all accounts. The story is CONVOLUTED. The acting is HORRIBLE. The cinematography is NONEXISTENT. Some actors disappear with NO EXPLANATION. Grandpa is SOMETHIN' ELSE (Barely Functional). The survivors don't go to THE POLICE, so it leaves you with THE SENSE OF DREAD that THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL (from the scene after the credits). I don't know who backed this movie financially, but they need to save their money, and STOP WHILE THEY'RE AT THE FRONT END OF BEING IN THE RED if sequel plans are in the works. I gave it a chance, but I'll NEVER get those wasted minutes of my life back. This is definitely not worth your time unless you like SUBJECTING YOUR EYEBALLS AND BRAIN TO TORTURE.😫
Let's Scare Julie (2019)
WAIT...WHAT?
You'd be better off just hosting a sleepover for your 10 year old daughter and telling the group campfire tales.🏕 At least THAT WOULD MAKE SOME SENSE. I literally feel like I just attended THE WORST SLEEPOVER IN THE HISTORY OF SLEEPOVERS.😫 I was fighting to keep my eyes open the whole time.☕ The next time I have trouble sleeping, I'll just put this movie on.📺
#BetterThanAmbien💊😴
#ThatEnding🚽
Meander (2020)
A PALATABLE MIX...
If you add together ESCAPE ROOM, SAW, CUBE, and FIRE IN THE SKY, with a pinch of EXISTENTIALISM, you'll have the movie MEANDER. It was put together well enough to make it watchable and pass the time. I do believe that it could have been done a bit better to make it stand out from the crowd. I guessed the ending halfway through the film.
Doors (2021)
A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH...
I liked this movie a lot. I believe that it got bad reviews because it went over a lot of people's heads. The anthology format was supposed to help with that. It was about the shortcomings of humanity, and how if we worked together for the greater good, we'd be a better civilization. The need to REFRESH was to give humanity another go at trying to get things right. It didn't have a big budget, and it didn't need one. The concept was good enough. I thought that it was just another PORTALS, but I was wrong. This was way better.
Psycho Goreman (2020)
FUN AND FUNNY
I grew up watching cheesy 80's films that looked similar to this one, and I was able to relive that nostalgia when I saw this movie with my 10 year-old son. We thoroughly enjoyed this wild ride. The monsters/aliens reminded me of the ones that the Power Rangers fought in their shows/movies. Great popcorn movie!
Stay Out of the F**king Attic (2020)
SLOW BURN...
Great popcorn movie! It's low budget horror at its best. A lot of unnecessary dialogue, but wait it out. It gets better.
Shortcut (2020)
NOSTALGIA
THE GOONIES + THE BREAKFAST CLUB + JEEPERS CREEPERS 2 = SHORTCUT
The Dark and the Wicked (2020)
DARK and WICKED
I just finished watching this movie. It's a SOUTHERN GOTHIC HAUNTED HOUSE FILM that has a steady paced sense of DREAD. This is TRUE HORROR AT ITS CORE, so don't expect jump scares, or a false sense of reality. This isn't your standard possession film. It was beautifully shot, and well acted. I just didn't care for the ending.
Wolf (2017)
WHAT IN THE WORLD...?
I gave this movie TWO STARS for the MOOD, but will somebody please tell me what the hell I just watched? I watched it, but the TITLE is sort of MISLEADING. It was all over the place at a slow pace. I don't REALLY understand what this movie is supposed to be about. I've been looking for an explanation, and I'M STILL LOOKING. I've seen better at the SPIRIT HALLOWEEN STORE.😞
#TwoHoursOfMyLifeLost