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Name: Jake Paul
Age: Older than you
Favourite movie: More of a tv guy
Favourite tv show: Nah books are better
Marital status: 2 divorces but I'm married again to my kindergarten teacher
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Shrek (2001)
10/10
Do you like memes, green, comedy and ONINS??? Well you'll love Shrek! It's a good movie for children and adults to enjoy! 10/10 would recommend.
YouTube Rewind 2019: For the Record (2019)
AhhhhHHHhhhHHHH
It's lazy, boring and forgettable. No products value at all. Looks like it was made by a 12 year old discovering iMovie for the first time
Friends (1994)
Not that good
People always rave about the show. But honestly there isn't much different or special about it compared to other shows with the same laugh track that places in your nightmares. The only people who like it enjoy it because it fills the void in their life that was left empty by their lack of real friends.
I'll Never Stop Loving you (A Song for My Son) (2014)
No
It's hella weird and annoying. It's not even "It's so bad it's good". The fact that the maker of this song turned out to be a predator makes sense now!
Onision: Banana Song (I'm a Banana) (2009)
No... just no
It's annoying. The vocals are awful and screechy. The guy who made it is also a predator so that makes it so much worse.
CoComelon (2018)
I hate it
This is not good at all! Just a big corporation taking advantage of parents who let the TV and YouTube raise their kids!
Meme Review (2017)
Humanity has reached it's peak!
Very high IQ show! Never gets old and is cool to watch.
Among Us (2018)
If you don't like this game your pretty sus
It's cool to play with friend or just random people.
Minecraft (2009)
My favourite game!
Even if i take a break from playing from time to time I always go back. It's very epic to see what smart people do with the game and what they make. Even people with low IQ people (like me) will enjoy it! 10/10 long live this amazing game!
Fortnite (2017)
It was fun for a while but not anymore
It was addictive at first but I got bored after a while.
It's kinda just a small brain kids game now day. It's ironic that a company called "Epic Games" made Fornite. But at least it's a game I guess...
Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series (2015)
Kids Game
I liked it as a kid but now not so much. It's not targeted towards a teen/adult demographic. Even with my low IQ and small brain it's still not for me.
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Married at First Sight Australia (2015)
No just... no
It's just awful. Tries to play it off like it's an "experiment". Like no it's not an experiment, it's just a bunch of randoms searching for fame by "marrying" another nobody wanna be famous like it's Total Drama Island but with out the comedy. Not cool and not a total bruh moment.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
Awesome
The animation and whole comic book style fits well. It's one of my favourite super hero movies. The character is even better than Sportacus from Lazy Town who is widely thought to be the best hero of all time and could beat Thanos 100 times over.
Good film 🍌
WALL·E (2008)
Very epic
Sad lonely robot boi meets white flying space bot and go on a space adventure in the future with fat future people. Need I say more? Very epic.
It has a good moral about looking after the environmental for kids which is epic. I liked it as a child and still now.
Bee Movie (2007)
Bee ready for your mind to bee blown
There is a lot of buzz with this movie in meme culture. But it's actual so weird it's good. It's un-bee-lievably how interesting a movie about a human and a bee falling in love and talking about their love for jazz music.
The part where bee lady (whatever her name is) basically told Barry to buzz off was very life changing. It also had great humour with all female bees having beehives and the males having buzz cuts hair styles. Very EPIC. 10/10 would watch again and again! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐟🐝🐝🦆
The Secret Life of Pets (2016)
It's whatever
It's not good but also not bad. It's not boring or anything but i won't ever watch it again.
Remember Toy Story the documentary about toys coming to life and making that kid Sid's life hell by scarring him just because he broke toys that he had no idea were alive and used this to cope with his toxic home life? Well it's like that but not as good and with animals.
So yeah that's all. Your kids will probably watch it and not get bored but like they won't look back at it in 10 years.
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
why.
Ray calls herself "Ray Skywalker" and falls in love with the most annoying Star Wars character since Jar Jar Binks.
NEED I SAY MORE!!!!1111!!1!!!!111!!!!!!!!1!11!1
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
It's awesome
It's the show where small and big brained people can bond over and really like. It's so sad that it's ending and I really don't want it to. Watching it with my best friend is my favourite thing ever!!!!!1111!🌭1!11!!!1!!!1
Dr. Phil (2002)
It's an interesting watch however not very morally good
You won't get bored or anything there are a lot of weird people with strange lives. However broadcasting these people and their problems is pretty messed up in most cases.
Also Dr Phil keeps copy striking reaction videos on YouTube which is really annoying because they were pretty poggers and epic!!!111!1!!!!!!!!!11🔥🔥🔥🔥🎄🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!1111!
Joker (2019)
We truly LiV3 1n A s0c1eTy
Although it's funny to meme about it's a very good film full of hidden things you may not of realised after the first watch.
It shows how we live in a society and how the society we live in works like a society.
It's a good watch and it's very interesting to talk about with other people after watching. 10/10 would highly recommend. The acting was awesome!
BTW did you know we live in a society
Up (2009)
Balloons are scary
The story line was cool and so was the animation. Very epic 🔥!!!1111!!!!!11!
The start of the film is very sad and can make most people cry even after the 100th watch.
I personally loved the film however balloons are scary as hell. They could pop at any second and cause air particles to vibrate and cause your eardrum burst which can lead to hearing loss.
However the fear I have for those rubber air bubbles only added to the suspension. There were many times where you had no idea what was gonna happen and it was great.
8/10 would watch again 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
Psycho (1960)
It was alright
It was alright but I got kinda bored. Maybe I'm just smart enough to think it's a masterpiece I'm pretty dumb. Got room temperature IQ but in celsius not fahrenheit which is worse.
But yeah if you really like film stuff and getting all deep with the meaning of film elements, camera angles, codes and conventions and stuff you'll like it. However if your a low IQ watcher like me than it's probably not for you.
Fam squad out!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🎄🔥🔥🔥
Timeless (2017)
Acting was fine but script and directing was kinda bad
The acting was fine. The kids and few adults for good. But there was a lot of weird things. For one why was projector working in sunlight? Like don't projectors need darkness? Why did the fully grown adult not chase after the kid that ran away with his stuff? He just gave up straight away not even trying? Why did he even take his bag in the first place? That's so random?
The use of camera angles were good though.
Also they should have had the kid in yellow do more lines and things.
The Lion King (1994)
Animals are dope tho
The animals were epic fam! However there was too much love and gross stuff. That wouldn't bother most people but I'm mentally and intellectually six years old. Also the sun set animation was cool as epic fam! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Back to the Future (1985)
It's good... BUT!!!!!!!!
I liked the film however it was unrealistic. That's not how time travel works! But other than that it was a pretty epic gamer movie fam squad!