Reviews

I was waiting for it to get interesting. It never did. It's lines, man. They appear and disappear and stuff. Big deal. There was already a lot of innovation in the film and animation world at this point in history. I don't get what's impressive about these particular lines. Maybe there's some sort of context missing here. But Jeez Louise... I was waiting for this thing to start and then just wanted it to end. Speaking of lines, did you know that IMDb requires a minimum of ten lines in a review? If the text dialog box I'm typing into is any indication, then I have three more to go after the break, which actually happened between the words "after" and "the" just now. Of course, by the time this review goes to press it'll be formatted differently. Of course, your browser's text setting will definitely come into play here.

Batman is a badass of epic proportions. A movie practically begging to be screened on television's MTV channel (and luckily, they've taken the BAiT and started showing it!), this movie will pump you up full of lead and make you cry for your mama (much like Bruce Wayne probably did when she was gunned down).

Cool-ass, totally rad movie. My favorite quote from memory (might not be accurate)

BATMAN: Joker, do you like Sports JOKER: Sports are for sheeple BATMAN: I'm sheeple

Stuff like that. I give this movie a rating of PG-13. Thanks!