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Black Water Wilderness (2015)
They Asked For It, and They Got It!
Ten luckless, hapless, inane, inept, obviously suicidal knuckleheads, must have made a pact to travel to the backwoods of Alabama to commit mass hari-kari! After just a few minutes, I stopped caring whether anyone survived. Each sadsack begged to be put out of their misery, and the maniacal, leaf covered wraith obliged. I don't know if I can sleep tonight. Or ever aagain!! This was stated a horror designation, and they weren't kidding. Nobody had any survival skills, or any desire to survive. One by one they said, "Just leave me", and the rest of the unkilled, yet, obliged. Lastly the title had the words Black Water. The only water I saw in this sham, was the dark blood gushing from their bodies as the Mad Hermit did them in methodically!
Mujer lobo (2013)
Talk about a split personality!!
This is really one of the best movies I have ever seen. When I began watching, I was confused because the lead figure kept looking different, and I had to replay the scenes and I wasn't sure what was going on. When I finally came on board, eureka! I recognized and understood what was going on. At the end, all the different personalities were in the scene interacting with each other, physically! All the actors were superb, believable, and engaging. I hoped one of the personalities would override the more malevolent persons and stop the murdering. The bringing to an end, came at the last seconds of this fine movie. Bravo! I'm going to Amazon to find my very own DVD, or BLU-RAY. Did I mention this was one of the best pictures I have ever been priviledged to watch? Empathies, and sympathies!
Seagull (2019)
Where are we?Who are we?When are we?
All the characters did great acting. This movie gave the viewer too much credit, assuming we would unravel this seaweed(pun intended). Is this it? You really have some splainin to do.
Nuclear (2019)
I'm sure the writer(s) got a laugh imagining confused viewers.
The actors were superb. Only,...I still don't know who actually existed. I'm not even sure the main character was really there. I ran to the mirror several times and watched for grimaces as I pinched myself. Yeah, I was real. Why did they do this? What was the point? And no apologies. Talk about self immolation!
Woman in the Woods (2020)
I Wish You Well
Despite the obvious bait and switch, the scenery was gorgeous, especially the waterfall. There was no outlet for rating this "movie" less than one star, so I was generous. One star.
Wicker Park (2004)
I Don't Mean To Be Mean But...,
The title of this movie should be Twilight Zone Meets Night Gallery On A Distant Planet. I loved all the actors. It's not their fault. After watching the movie for the 58th time, I get it. Movies should primarily be enjoyable. How could I enjoy this mysterious noir to the nth, by running it back every other frame? Even Alfred Hitchcock agrees with me. He told me. I think the wonderful cast was wasted, as I'm sure each carried in their pockets a two or three hundred page cheat sheet. I bought this movie and I'm keeping it. The next time I watch it, I think I will really savor the applied contingencies. I have my own cheat sheet. The most important thing which screamed at me throughout the movie is that when he(Hartnett) did not show up in China, representing his company, someone would have called his company and inquired, WTH! Instead he meandered around the whole movie, and never was there a peep from the important clients in China. What are phones for? Also, if Hartnett or Kruger had simply called one another, and they had the numbers, ...never mind. I must be the only person who screamed, "Call her! Call him!"
Sommersby (1993)
I guess I was supposed to laugh Werent I?
I don't want to be particularly naive, but I have to admit I perched on the edge of my beanbag, so I wouldn't miss when Monty Python galloped across the screen on broomsticks. Ok. This movie could have had a running time of about four minutes. Surely the wife(uh, widow) must have been able to ask her returned husband a question that only the ...I'm going to take a nap on my beanbag.
Broken Swords: The Last in Line (2018)
WTH?
I found the actors very interesting. I felt like I was eavesdropping. I felt the strength and determination of these mercenaries, and I hated when one of them was killed. I did think, if the archers really let an arrow fly more than a foot or two, maybe they did have a chance to survive the night. This offering was mesmerizing enough that I must watch it again, and get it! This movie was a brave attempt. I scratched my head, but I see something here of subtle greatness. Good job!