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Expend4bles (2023)
Really poor
This is so bad where to begin!
(not so) Special effect are so poor and almost amateurish looking. The honestly look like the CGI we used to get when it first came out...like it was done on a Commodore 64 in Statham's bedroom...couldn't get over how bad it was.
Thinnest of thin plot, even when they all act surprised your thinking even my dog say that coming!
Even the so-called actors were either grinning and bearing it for a pay check or they didn't know how bad it was going to turn out afterwards!
Since when has Megan Fox been an action star? Suppose they just put her in the film to walk around in a tank top and skin tight PVC leggings.
Almost better than having a tooth pulled at the dentist, but then again no it isnt.
Avoid like the plague!
The Blackening (2022)
Pretty decent!
Saw it on Saturday night, cause the film i wanted to see wasn't on, but glad i saw it. Its a decent story, couple of jump scares but most of al a funny slasher film.
The characters are all pretty likeable and stand outs from X Mayo, Grace Byers and Dewayne Perkins. The characters seem to gel the more the film started going. Good writing, and a decent plot, but i have to say i laughed at most of the gags aimed and very few, if any, failed to miss their mark.
Would be best enjoyed with a couple of beers and mates and don't think anyone would be disappointed or fail to enjoy it! Give it a go and see!
Next Level Chef UK (2023)
Poor, poor, poor
Started watching it with high hopes but by god it sucks. All the presenters reading their lines blatantly and woodenly from a script, no chemistry at all and the contestants just don't gel.
The whole premise is there is no surprise, how is someone on the bottom going to out cook someone on the top if the tope floor get all the stuff like fillet steak, amazing veg and by the time it gets to the bottom someone is having to make something out of a carrot and a handful of cous cous...
I tried to like it but 1 episode felt like a lifetime and i checked my phone more than the show...i recommend giving it a wide berth, which will be easy now its been cancelled.
Die Hart (2020)
sooo bad!
Im amazed they got anyone to do this film. Even Kevin Hart cant save it as the plot is terrible, there are at most a handful of funny bits. I found myself on my phone for most of it cause that was more entertaining.
Kevin Hart not up to his usual standard of comedy, maybe down to the script.
How the hell did they convince Nathalie Emmanuel to do this?
And the Josh Hartnett inclusion i dont know what happened there.
And lets be frank John Travolta will do any film these days for a pay check and his acting has got worse over the years.
Do yourself a favour and watch one of Kevin Hart's live stand ups instead, much much funnier.
Black Site (2022)
Drivel...
Another Sky prodction which is terrible follwng the one with Ruby Rose sporting a bowl cut. No real plot and wooden actors from all involvedand the suprises anyone can see aming from a mile off, not to mention fight sequences that look like they have been orchestrated by a halfwit.
Prey (2022)
Great Predator film
Finally a true sequel that ties back to the originals. Great actors and awesome action. Highly recommended!
Hopefully with further entries it will be maybe more of this era or going through the ages to end with Dutch and his team arriving to encounter it for the first time.
Resident Evil (2022)
Suckfest
Wow i was so looking forward to this but hugely disappointed! No likeable characters, bad acting for a zombie film more teen drama's than zombies. I would have let them eat me rather than way any more of this drivel....
The Pogmentary (2022)
Jesus...
Wow this guy has an over inflated ego...i mean we all knew it but he had a couple of good seasons at Juventus, which is an easier league but he actually thinks hes the best player in the world...not even top 50 in a decent league and its like pogba+scientology!
Red Notice (2021)
How?
How did they mange to make a film with Ryan Renolds, Gal Gadot and Dwayne Johnson it so bad? Wooden acting, weak script and just bland.
Looked like they were all their doing their best Bruce "im only acting for the paycheck these days" Willis impression. Looked like they were obliged to do it.
Resorted to checking my phone at points during watching it to entertain myself instead....
Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021)
Dont waste your time
Everyone in this looked like they were reading their lines for the first time...just a confusing mess..
Extraction (2020)
Spoilers below....
OK firstly i hate the films that show you end of the film right at the start, and then flash back to 2 days earlier all the while you know where its heading...it ruins the movie for me knowing whats gonna happen at the end.
The fight scenes are really good, the acting pretty good, but if they had just removed the ending from the start of the movie i wouldve enjoyed it a lot more.
Coffee & Kareem (2020)
Might get better but doubt it
HAd to turn it off after 45 mins as i couldnt stand the kid in it anymore...so annoying and just not worth the time.
Was hoping for more From Ed Helms, Betty Gilpin, Taraji Henson and the rest and it is terrible!
Hunters (2020)
Stick with it!
The first episode gets you in then the next couple dont really go anywhere but the last half the season ramps up and sets up season 2 im hoping
The Dead Don't Die (2019)
Not even Bill Murray can save it..
Dreadful and boring! Kept waiting for it to kick off and nothing really happens...its just baffling and a waste of 1.5 Hours!
Wish that spaceship had taken me away!
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
Ultimate Edition
Now its by no means a perfect film, but it is good.
Its got everything you need in it, perhaps too much which contributes to its downfall a bit by trying to cram everything in to setup Justice League.
However, the best part of the film is the part that everyone was concerned about....Batfleck. His Bruce Wayne is OK but the fight scenes when he's Batman is what you want...an older, more brutal Batman (Ala the Dark Knight Returns). He hits, kills and takes no prisoners. Batfleck is the best part of the film IMO.Though Wonder Woman nearly steals the show :-)
Sure the switch from trying to kill superman to being his pal is a bit of a stretch, but if you take it a popcorn film, it does the business.
Cmon its got Batman fighting Superman people!