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The Ritual (2021)
Wow
Fun fact: this movie was made on a 300 camera and it shows.
Zoo (2015)
Possibly the worst show
Now, was this show fun to get drunk during and laugh at? Yes.
Did it make me happy to ironically reference the stupid lines from the show IRL? Yes it did.
But the show is just about as bad as it gets, I'm talking CW network levels.
I could sit here and tell you that the characters are horribly unlikable (except Abe, he rocks) and that the story is ungodly incoherent, they are and it is. But if you're someone that doesn't care about any of that and just wants mindless entertainment while you do chores, knock yourself out. You were going to watch some kind of garbage anyway, so why not this garbage?
That being said, I had a blast with Zoo. It's so bad it's good. But the third season ending did awaken a violent rage that I had never seen in my girlfriend. I think we both had headaches to some degree after witnessing what grown ups were paid to write and what was broadcast on national television.
If you love horrible tv, I implore you to watch this, you'll have a great time - alcohol required. If you are sober, just fall of the wagon. It will be better than whatever brain damage you get from watching this show cold sober.
It deserves no stars but giving one for my man Abe, he really is the bright spot of the show.
SPOILER BELOW FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALRADY WATCHED
Wolf prison break. Could have been prevented if any of the people there decided to close ONE DOOR. Just one. No, they run away and leave every door open.
So Abilgail's motivation for doing all of these horrible atrocities to her own brother is that their dad sacrificed himself to save Jackson. But in a 3rd season twist we learn that she murdered his wife, kidnapped his son and faked the son's death OVER 10 YEARS BEFORE HER DAD DIED. WHEN SHE WAS LIKE 14 YEARS OLD.
Abigail did these horrible things to her own brother, tried to kill his friends, because Jackson unknowingly was saved by his fathers sacrifice.
However general Davies enslaved her father for several years to make the TX gas for the government and she never once thought to use her omnipotent powers or endless resources to free her father or go after general Davies????