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Scarecrow County (2019)
Borror film
How does lame films like this even get released. Didn't the producer tell the creators how incredible boring it was. I was visiting my parents and put this on at their place, my father fell asleep. 75% of the film is just people standing around talking. All the murders are done off screen, the scarecrow just walks up to people then it cuts to a new scene.
Zombi VIII: Urban Decay (2021)
The best part is when it's over!
The worst Zombie film I have ever seen. I enjoyed Zombie 2 & 3, 4 was Meh and 5 was lame. I haven't ever heard of the Director/Writer of this one before but he clearly doesn't know how to make a film. Every single boring scene was dragged out for 10 minutes. My favorite scene was where a girl dancing takes her top off, other than that there's nothing to see.
Pig (2021)
Worst Nicolas Cage Film!
I am a fan of Nicolas Cage and think he get's a lot of unfair criticism. However this film was so incredible boring. Has a lame character and a lazy story: A group of criminals steals Cage's Pig, he then proceds to hunt them down. However.... There's no fighting, car chases or explosions. Just Cage walking round all sad and depressed. In the end, trust me it isn't worth watching so you will be glad I spoiled it... The Pig dies and he just let's the bad guys walk away, then he goes back home to live a miserable life without his Pig.
If you're looking for a John Wick type film save yourself the torture and watch Nobody instead, you will thank me.
Amityville: Mt. Misery Rd. (2018)
I was in misery while watching this!
3.3* Rating, deserves a 1.3* Rating. Do producers not even watch films that the Director/Writer turns over to them no more before releasing them. I honestly don't know which one was worse this or Amityville: Vanishing Point. Unless you want to see a couple walk around the woods having a random conversation, looking confused for an 1hr 15min then don't watch this because that's all it was.