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10/10
Perfection
2 January 2024
10/10, not only the best movie of 2023, but in my opinion probably the best Godzilla film ever put to film. For a budget that looks incredibly budgeted and small compared to Hollywood's recent $200-300 Million bloated budgets and limitations of practical and visual effects, this movie absolutely blows the competition out of the water.

Toho made the right choice to go back to basics and make Godzilla the ultimate destructive antagonistic force of nature and bringing back the monster-horror aspect that's very much needed in these movies.

Like the 1954 original, the dark and serious tone works beautifully and incredibly effectively in conveying what the scene needs to. And whether on screen, off screen or implied, Godzilla's mere presence conveys that tone of dread and terror, truly retaining back the title of King of the Monsters.

And the characters! It's been a long time since we've had characters in these films that we could actually care for, let alone give any interest or sympathy towards. Minus One's characters grow and are fleshed out throughout the story, and the context of being a kamakazi pilot in a post-WWII 1940's Japan. It asks questions of the value of life and vengeance for those who've lost theirs, and the guilt of actions, what we do and don't do. This film reflects back to a conflicted and broken time, but one inhabited by good and united people choosing to give their lives for something greater. It's truly a relieving and hopeful sight for what makes great cinema through the infinite muddled assembly line of cheap, poorly made, factory-produced content called film.

Forget the multiverse movies, give us more of this!
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9/10
What Is a Hero?
12 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
One of the best fan films I've ever seen, and delves into some interesting ideas you don't really see with Spider-Man. The story follows Peter after losing Gwen, and how he has to reconcile with what it means to be a hero and how people see him.

The pacing is a bit slow and it's definitely not meant to be your typical superhero action movie, which I can understand and actually appreciate with what this movie was going for.

I love the aspect of Peter seeing how the kid, Tim, sees him as his hero. Even with Peter blaming himself for everything that's happened, he chooses to be the hero that Tim deserves.

Shame how the controversy jinxed it early on, this was a special movie by fans for fans. Plus some of those shots looked absolutely stellar.
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5/10
WHERE'S MY MEG vs MEG SHOWDOWN?!!
5 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
What happened? How did we go from a decent shark movie with some actual tension to this?

This movie is all over the place. It's like they just pulled scenes from others movies and jammed them together.

The first act was decent, and I really got hooked once they actually got down in the trench and had to go on foot. But it doesn't last long and the movie progressively goes downhill from there.

Lots of plot points unresolved, so many questions unanswered, barely any meg or kraken, dumb cartoonishly-evil bad guys who are bad just for the sake of it.

I know this movie is dumb fun, but there's a point where it just becomes hollow, empty nothingness, and that's what a good chunk of this movie felt like. Characters are killed off like flies, you feel nothing because it's just dumb noise. The sharks are shown way too much to the point where there's no real tension or suspense.

Also why/how the f@#! Is there an entire underwater mining station in the trench? When was it built? How was it built and operating without anyone knowing?

Why do they have a pet megalodon? Why is it even in the movie? Just for the one last back and forth joke? Why was no one at it's cage or monitoring it? Don't they have security cameras and fences and barriers and things like that?

Why was that kraken even in the movie? It was supposed to be this mysterious setup to this big final showdown, but what it really ended up being was completely unnecessary and out of nowhere.

Why do the villains suck? Why are there even human antagonists in the first place? The first film did great without them. And the three main villains all get killed off pretty easily and stupidly anyways, so what's the point? Why are they so generic and two-dimensional?

Did ANYONE read this script before shooting? You guys had FIVE years!
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Split Scream (2023)
10/10
Dan the Man At It Again
21 July 2023
Probably one of the best feature films from 922 films. It's the first time I've seen this idea executed perfectly (shame on you, Halloween Resurrection). I mean WOW, it was genuinely investing and scary to watch at moments. This is probably my new favorite feature that you guys've done. The simplicity of it makes it work, and its a definite much watch folk film. It's only problem is that it ends, and I want to know what's really goin on. I NEED ANSWERS!!!

I also noticed this was the same house used for the Long Con. Crazy impressive how you took the same location and completely changed the aesthetic.
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5/10
Raiders of the Lost Art
1 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
That opening action scene was everything the rest of the movie should have been.

As for the rest...all I can ask is why. There was some strong potential and some actual good moments, but is complete with some stupid, cringe Marvel-style joke.

Why kill off Indy's own son just to replace him with an insufferable goddaughter?

Why ruin the ending of Crystal Skull by making Indy and Marion split up? (they get back together at the end, but that doesn't fix it).

Why is Teddy, the most unimportant and pointless character, even in the movie?

Why does Helena INTENTIONALLY try to leave Indy for dead every chance she gets?

This movie has no real reason to exist. No motive to getting the dial, the premise of time travel becomes less impactful when we go to some 'random' historical battle rather than 1939.

Although I gotta say, the way it was portrayed felt like a more believable premise than aliens.
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7/10
Surprisingly Decent
5 June 2023
I honestly can't bring myself to say there's anything terrible about this movie. Not a bad at all, although there are sacrifices to be made. Don't go in expecting 2018's the Meg, because it's not. While it's true that the shark doesn't make up the majority of the screen time, the story (as loose and bland as it was) was interesting enough to keep my attention.

The characters were kinda bland, but likable at least. The visuals and CGi actually looked very well done considering the budget looks much less than your typical summer blockbuster. The acting was overall pretty decent.

The only real negatives I had was it essentially being just another typical "environmentalism-we're-destroying-the-planet" messaging type of movie, but I guess that's what we've come to expect now.

I do wish there was more emphasis on things like the shark's origins and the whole concept of it messing with the character's minds and making them see things.

At the end of the day, a big 'old shark and a few explosions, so good enough for me.
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10/10
What Can I Say, it's the Greatest Action Movie Ever Made
29 January 2023
Behold what we like to call the Greatest Action Movie Ever Made, and for good reason.

For me personally, this movie, without a doubt sits as not only one of the best movies ever made, but also one of the best sequels. It outperforms its already-great predecessor in almost every way. The action scenes, action set pieces, practical (and visual) effects are truly incredible for their time and still hold up today.

And holy crap the action scenes are truly something else. They're just so filled to the brim with tension and energy, you can't hardly hold still without gripping something. Solid 10/10, James Cameron and Arnold Schwarzenegger at their peak. Would highly recommend the full 2h 33m extended cut.
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M3GAN (2022)
9/10
She's More Than A Toy, She's 9 Stars
12 January 2023
I was excited, but didn't have much expectations for a PG-13 horror movie. But this was a surprisingly good horror flick. Though the majority of the film's slasher moments are near the end, the story's introduction and setup were surprisingly engaging. Watching the creation of M3GAN and the development of her relationship with the characters in the story was a great way of anticipating the moment she would take matters into her own hands.

My only problem is that I wanted to see more. Overall, surprisingly solid for a PG-13 horror movie. 9/10, hopefully M3GAN will get another shot at the big screen again.
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8/10
No budget? No problem.
29 October 2022
For fans, made by fans. If you're delving into the world of little-to-no budget, independent horror fan films, then you've come to the right place!

This was truly a phenomenal movie that gives you everything you'd want out of a Friday the 13th film while not overstating it's welcome with the relatively short runtime. And the kills are gruesome and look extremely good with the limitations at hand. The practical effects look very real, and most important of all, Jason Voorhees is just...incredible. His design is just awesome, especially with how good the mask looks in this movie. This is a movie made by devoted fans to the franchise, and boy does it pay off!
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Sheep Theater (2020)
8/10
A little gem of a movie
12 October 2022
What a neat and wholesome movie right here! Out of all of 922's/5 Dollar Film School's features, Sheep Theater was by far my favorite. Definitely.

The premise was simple, the theme is nicely done, nice and short runtime, and they were able to work with the limitations they had for this movie. Yeah, there are areas it could have expanded on, like Joel's character as a ghost hunter, and his involvement with the story. But for what it is, it's just fun to watch Dan's character interact with these fluffy little guys in the middle of isolation. 8/10 great little indie film, can't wait for the sequel!
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Halloween II (2015)
4/10
The one where nothing happens...
12 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Now look, I don't wanna just bash on this movie, because I'm a fan of indie fan films like this and watching people take inspiration from the films. And there was a particular chase scene near the end that was really the highlight of the film for me. But overall this sequel just didn't live up to the charm and nostalgia with his first Halloween fan film.

First things first, nothing happens.... NOTHING.

The first 40 minutes is Michael Myers walking around aimlessly while random people watch horror movies. There's at least thirty minutes of this movie that could have been cut, and it would have lost nothing. Things begin to pick up near the end, which is where the majority of the story is. Laurie has a brief conversation about the death of Tommy from the first film, but not only is this brought up at the end of the movie instead of early on, but this movie also has a two-year time jump.

This could have been a neat opportunity to see how she will try to live a normal life after Michael's attempt to kill her. But unfortunately, time is spent on random characters doing uninteresting things before getting killed off. In the end, this movie just didn't add anything to the story, and didn't have much purpose. (Perhaps a new cut of the film could improve on these things).
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7/10
Eh, feels like a first draft.
4 August 2022
I love the Daily Wire and most of their work, and this movie had lots of potential. Though I quite enjoyed this film, it needs work. When it comes to the production, cinematography, acting and all of that, it's extremely well done. But writing wise, it felt like a first or second draft. There's a severe lack of setup for even the most basic decisions and actions of the characters. Ex: Gina's character just somehow knows the strangers are villains, her husband suddenly knows his family's in danger just out of the blue, and there's no proper setup for our main antagonist (no hint at a motivation, no goal, nothing).

But being one of DW's first movies, hopefully they get it together and improve sooner rather than later.
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Aliens (1986)
10/10
Even BETTER Than The First!
23 June 2022
I LOVED this movie! The intense action, the gripping horror, the characters, the aliens, the ascetic...everything. And it takes its time to give us all the little hints and clues from the first film as we venture into this thrilling ride. Though I have much respect for Ridley Scott's first Alien film, this one just takes it to a whole new level in a way the first never could. THIS is how it's done.
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Shut In (I) (2022)
7/10
Not Exactly My Cup of Tea, But Still Fantastic
11 February 2022
Needless to say, this was an interesting film, and it's nice to get away from Hollywood for a change. Though it wasn't particularly a 'must-rewatch'. And there was a sequence or two that may have been a bit predictable, and maybe a few things here and there. But there were definitely quite a ton of aspects I really liked and honestly just wasn't expecting.

The thing that stood out the most was the way they utilized a single location and a relatively small cast. They way they did so much with so little makes it feel a lot more like a folk film or indie film. The idea of the entire story surrounding just one location would seem boring, lackluster and just interesting. But luckily, this isn't the case. There are some pretty high stakes when it comes to the vulnerable kids, and the scenes of Jessica's fight against Sammy (no spoilers) especially caught me off guard, and really kept the anxiety and tension high.

So at the end of the day, the Daily Wire did a fantastic job of giving us a Hollywood-quality thriller film that focuses on telling a good and unique story instead of pushing "the message". 7.5/10.
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The Requin (2022)
6/10
Mixed Review, But Overall a Decent Film
29 January 2022
Warning: Spoilers
To put it straight forward, this movie has its fair share of reviews from both ends of the spectrum. Is this a perfect film? No, far from it. Is it an awful film? I don't think that either.

There are reviews calling this the 'worst shark movie ever made' and a 'waste of time'. Though it is definitely flawed, I wouldn't even go near that. When people say that, they must either be referring to the entire film or just the third act, because the sharks really don't even show up until then (this is actually a bit of a compliment).

Yes, the CGI sharks don't look their best, especially at the end. But I'd guess that the VFX team didn't have the required time to perfect them. And (*spoilers*), the ending with the shark killed by chomping on an anchor, feels like it was just pulled from "The Shallows".

But, there are actually some great (and even amazing) aspects to this film. Though the third act is where it all just kind of falls apart, the story is decent and the build up to the characters getting stranded at sea, and the tension of when their supplies and shelter get smaller in nearly every scene, is done pretty well. And the cinematography, especially in the beginning, looks absolutely gorgeous and professional.

So not the best but not the worst. 6/10.
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