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The Warrant: Breaker's Law (2023)
Couldn't stay awake,
It seems like Western movies are back, that doesn't mean that all are great? This one isn't! Really bad story, the acting wasn't any better - and it is so so boring. The music was kind of ok, old school western prarie style.
The plot of the movie is so weak, so full of holes, still didn't understand the story.
I don't know how many shots were fired in the movie, but 99% don't hit anything. Statistically they couldn't have been that bad, nit even the really good/bad can hit anything. Of course no reloading the revolvers and no word where they get bullets from.
I have watched so many western movies, spaghetti western especially. This movie is way down in the bottom of the category, this is really not worth watching.
Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
It's almost nauseating
Squeezing more money out of an old story... this story is so predictable and actually pretty boring.
It is pretty, but it doesn't help, there is no content. The previous movie was new and exciting targeting grownups, this is more a teenager story. A long, way too long movie about a lot of nothing new. It almost feels like the first movie over again, but with water instead.
I wonder how it can have been so expensive to make, it's 90% CGI, or maybe more. So why do they need all those famous actors and actresses?
I don't know how many times I looked at the watch to see how many minutes were left, almost fell asleep numerous times. Yaaaaawn.
Black Adam (2022)
The music was better than the movie
Known actors like Dwayne Johnson and Pierce Brosnan can't even save a poor script, so predictable scenes, too much ridiculous CGI. Especially of the bad guy - most computer games do a better job. If it wasn't for all the destruction and violence, you'd think the storyline is written for a 5 year old to consume. It's a pretty poor piece of work.
I'm a big fan of The Rock, his workout and attitude, but sorry to say so, but the Toothfairy was better than this movie.
I can honestly say that the most exciting thing in the movie, not even exaggerating was that we got to see Henry Cavil as Superman at least for a few seconds. His few seconds beats the rest of the junk movie.
The DC Universe is trying to play catchup with Marvel, what a sad story that is, this is almost as bad as the previous movie The Suicide Squad or the latest Batman movies. How can they allow such crap to ruin their stories?
Take it back to.when Christain Bale played Batman, this new stuff is getting ridiculous.
Lady Bloodfight (2016)
Bad movie plot and acting
This movie is such a rip off of the old Bloodsport, except a really bad one. All on all it is a pretty lame movie, very little fighting, compared to what it is supposed to be a movie about.
The people who gave this high grades must never have watched a real movie or they are in love with one of the actresses.
The movie never reaches any climax, never does it suggest that anything special is going to happen, so predictable.
I kind of feel bad for the girls in the movie that obviously know how to fight, but they got sucked into such a poor execution of a movie.
Would I watch it again or recommend it to someone else? Absolutely not. Watch good old BloodSport again, it isn't super, but it's a lot better.
Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
Trying so very much, but no....
Die hard TopGun fan here, for more than 35 years. When I heard there was going to be a sequel, i was both ecstatic and terrified. What if it was bad?
Is it bad? Well... it is so very predictable, sorry to say. I was hurting watching it. Probably it was a lot of fun for Tom Cruise to make the movie and we are all spoiled with super beautiful Jennifer Connelly, but the plot is just too weak. Any random movie star making a movie with this storyline would have flopped badly.
I'm almost sad I watched it, this is definitely not a worthy sequel.
I will watch the original anytime with a smile on the face, but will avoid the sequel. And I'm still one of the biggest TopGun fans, will be forever.
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Lost of known actors, but plot is so flawed
As much as I like Chris Pratt, this is not one to watch.
It is just getting worse and worse, even the amount known actors in this movie can't save it. In the very first Jurassic Park, I was so annoyed by the dumb character Dennis Nedry. It seems like he must have replicated himself, because this movie is full of just right-out stupid characters, almost all of them.
The entire movie is so predictable, "suspense" that always ends the same way, they escape. There is nothing new in this movie, it's just the same characters being stupid, one scene after the other.
I really hope they are done milking this title, because the time you spend watching this you never get back.
Now I just saw it is a $160 million budget movie, that really makes me cringe.
The Contractor (2022)
It could have been ok
After you watch a movie and it ends, your first reaction is always interesting. I was irritated that I wasted my time of this movie. They had the basis for something good and interesting, but you just sit and laugh at the end, because everything was just disappointing.
It was as exciting as plain yoghurt. This is cheap TV series quality. An old rerun of the A-Team would have been more exciting.
Spitfire Over Berlin (2022)
Don't watch if into flying,
Apparently it was made on a tiny budget, oh it shows. It is definitely not a Hollywood blockbuster, don't expect too much of it.
Yes, there probably are many stories to tell to honor the pilots flying in WW2, but this, well, it is just plain boring, there is no content. The CGI clearly visible after the first couple of seconds turned me off immediately. Would better CGI and a wellknown actor have made it better? No, because there wasn't any content or story.
The Batman (2022)
Ratings are way too high for this movie.
I have seen all Batman movies, this one for sure belongs in the poor end. I don't know what WB are thinking, we will just accept anything Batman, Spiderman og hero stuff nowadays? It was boring, 3 hours of a whole lot of weak acting. The list of bad Batman actors is long, what a freaking poor choice of actor.
I know, it is just cartoons stories, but why they WB choose to ridicule the entire franchise with both Ben Aflek and now Patterson? He is no man enough for that role.
I feel sad for kids growing up today thinking that this is what Batman is? Every movie ticket should come with a re-screening of Christian Bale's version.
Well, don't waste your time, you never get those 3 hours of your life back.
The Suicide Squad (2021)
I'm so sorry I watched this
After the movie I was trying to come up with some highlights of the movie that were either good or funny.
This was seriously a piece of garbage, a C movie, promoted by. WB. Not only did I waste my time on this, but also got so irritated at myself for doing so.
I don't know where to start, but it seems like these actors don't have any shame in life, anything for money.
I come to think of it, the only memorable thing about that movie was the intro music by Johnny Cash. I thought, wow, if they can afford to use that kind of music, this must be a "real" movie. How wrong I was...
The acting is bad, the characters are worse, the entire plot is crap from the beginning. Some of the stuff is so ridiculous, fan or not of the comics, I would not recommend anyone to waste their time on this, you don't get that piece of your life back.