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10/10
Wa Chai Karate Chop. I LOVE THIS MOVIE!
8 June 2023
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This movie is not what I expected. Like Morbius the trailers were very misleading, but in the best way possible. Morbius' trailer thankfully hid the parts about him morbing so it could be a surprise. Every event in this trailer happens in the first 10 minutes of the movie. After that the chai comes. Spiderman india is the hero of this movie. He introduces the chai tea or should I say tea tea, and he is the one who saves the day. There are so many jokes about Chai and it is very dramatic when miles drowns in Chai. Some of the jokes can be very rude to chai lovers. Its all in good fun though. Luckily one spiderverse bought spiderman india's chai and they all said chai tea at the same time. It annoyed the Chai monster villain who knew they were saying tea tea. While he was distracted spidermanindia drank him. Like how lego dimensions is the best lego game spiderman spiderverse is the best movie. I cant wait for morb. I also had got some chai tea while i was watching the movie. I love chai tea. I was very insulted at some parts despite the positives, but luckily I had chai to keep me entertained. I love chai. The actual story was definitly lacking however. I also think a lot of the themes could have been handled better. Miles should have probably gotten more focus which I wasn't thinking about before because I love chai. I actually would not recommend this movie. You should only see this movie if you love chai and you are drinking it while watching the movie. Actually don't watch the movie at all because it will insult any chai lovers out there. Overall following a great first movie, unfortunatly the sequel was very bad. Writing review is my passion.
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The Simpsons: Lisa's Belly (2021)
Season 33, Episode 5
9/10
I'm "not kidding around", this episode is good.
16 May 2023
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I looooooovvvveeee this episode. It is great from start to finish especially the beginning, but first the negative so we can end on a high note. This episode felt preachy, VERY PREACHY, it was pretty much a 22 minute lesson on appreciating yourself, which is fine, but i'm here to laugh. I do however appreciate the words as someone who has dealt with insecurities about my own immense chunkiness, which I am okay with now, but also no longer chunky. What really makes this episode shine, however, is the water park scene at the beginning. It is in my opinion the best Simpsons scene, superior to any in the episode Homer's Enemy. It was so funny, I was laughing immensely. I'll let you watch it yourself, however, essentially Homer told marge "That's the problem with you, your always kidding around." For me this joke makes up for years of unfunny simpsons and helps to lighten a very emotional episode. Writing Reviews is my passion.
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8/10
A Flawed Movie Carried By Akiva
4 January 2023
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This movie is a little bland and the acting a little iffy at times. The writing can feel eh and I felt like I would have to quit the movie 5 minutes in. My view changed fast. Akiva gave a great preformance and he is a star cast member but this was really great. He gave comedy, he gave action, and emotion. Every time he came i felt like I was watching a 10 star movie. Unfortunatly due to other elements of the movie the rating must be bumped down to an 8. The climax was almost good. It was exciting when Akiva's deciples came and teleported them in. You can tell Akiva mentored the eggplants. The only issue was that elfy pulled the sword out when Akiva should have helped. Akiva was truly a star. I LOVED AKIVA IN THIS MOVIE!

The Akiva clones are just such a good group of people.
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10/10
Great Performances in my Favorite Horror Movie
28 December 2022
This is my favorite horror movie and in no small amount due to the performances. I loved Mountain Man #2. Bill Kalatsky brought his A game. Can someone cast this man as Vecna from stranger things. WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW. The way he talks conveys such emotion and he elevates all the action he is in. If anyone watches this movie watch Mountain Man #2. I didn't even watch this movie but he is so good in the trailer. GIVE THIS MAN AN OSCAR PLEASE. The man has got everything acting, hair, and extreme speed when running in the movie. Also the graphics are decent enough. They ain't bad. Bigfoot is also a scary villain. I Love this movie and I love Mountain Man #2.
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10/10
Ryan's on the roll.
14 September 2022
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RYAN WAS SO FUNNY IN THIS ONE OMG OMG OMG. He was a puppet, he ate his veggies, now I don't like eating my veggies, however that was impressive to me that he ate them. RYAN has become like a role model to me and I always feel like he really gets along with the playdates. Sometimes i feel like maybe even him and the playdates in friends in real life. I think im gonna, cause of this episode, eat carrots.

P. S. Mystery playdate was mr. Bean in the veggies one, andd the actor for the joker in the jokey one, so really familliar people cause i love batman and I LOVE!!!!! Mr. Bean.

I am just hoping so much. That a new season comes out cause i miss the olden days were every week ryan's dad would say LIKE DIS.
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Just Deal with It (2018 Video Game)
10/10
The Card Game of My Dreams
16 June 2022
Now! First things first. Have I actually played this game. NO! Have I actually watched the trailer. NO! I did see the cover of the trailer though and it looks like the best action packed card game ever. I was having dreams about cobra kai for days after seeing this. THAT. THAT I think proves how good this game has to be. Every time I look at the cover milk shoots out of my nose. And thought that only happens when I watch Ryan's mystery playdate. In all time of an Imdb critic I have never seen 10 star anything. I have finally found it. This game has one review and it is 10 STARS and best of its from me. That means I have to like it right? Right? IF you dont like this you will just have to deal with it. HAHAHAH get it cause the game is called Just deal with it. This game has allowed me to further my connection with spiritual world and my IQ has remained static from looking at this game, but my emotional intelligence has increased. When I see this game I can just meditate while envision cobra kai characters fighting with peppa pig music in the background. I much preffer this see in my head than say when I look at Cobra kai and get images in my head of cobra kai characters fighting to cobra kai theme. Please add peppa pig to cobra kai. Speaking of peppa pif, they I think are the main antagonist in this because I had a dream about it and one time I had a dream about plants vs zombies and there was a yeti zombie. GUESS WHAT IT CAME TRUE. Overall buy this game cause it has cards in it that you play with. Cards are really realistic cause there are decks of cards in real life. THis game shocks me how one was able to convey the realism of a deck of cards inside of just one picture of their game. Beacause remember. Remember, I have not played this game butI had a dream about it from one picture it has a 10 star review this is my summary and I like when the milk shoots out of my nose.

Infinity/10 a must look at picture of game and then buy it, but I did not buy cause I don't have a playstation.
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Adventure Time: Water Park Prank (2015)
Season 6, Episode 37
10/10
The True Adventure Time Episode.
2 June 2022
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WARNING SPOILERS FOR THE LAST EPISODE!!!!

This episode is incredibly unique and is what every episode should strive to be. The story structure superb, the art amazing, and the animation fluid. I wish the daddy sad heads would come back in a later episode. They seemed like a big bad type character awnd i was hoping they would be useful in stopping GOLB. LIKE SERIOUSLY JUST THROW THEM AT HIM AND HE WOULD BE TOO SAD TO DO ANYTHING. But what happens next the tears are flooding Ooo. What are finn and jake to do. Well they hold back the tears with princess orangatangs arms, which is now tying back old plot points (satisfying)/ We find she dies a 1000 years later though, flooding Ooo. BMO helps stop the flood becoming a hero and thus the king.
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9/10
Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow
18 April 2022
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My two favorite wrestlers in an all out wrestling match. I remember when the events happened but this was eye opening as it went so in depth. The rock although a great wrestler can not stand up to jhon cena. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time thinking what is going to happen. When the rock yelled at cena ima crush you like a little fly i called my friends over again( yes the same ones I called for the Henry Danger cross over.) Milk shot out of my nose thats how epic it was. It really explores the motivations behind the characters and how Cena's loss to the rock eventually led to him joiining nickelodean and creating "playing with fire" arguably Cena's best work. Was it good that he lost. Its debatable what ended his wrestling career led him to the best thing that ever happened. This movie is amazing with real footage, interviews with Cena and the Rock getting their perspectives on things, and a fight of a life time. The only issue was I couldn't see John Cena the whole movie.
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We Baby Bears (2022– )
10/10
WE BABY BEARS!
1 January 2022
My favorite Cartoon Network show ever. I thought we bare bears was ok but this. THIS! This is on a whole new level. I saw the first episode and a half and I am intrigued. Are these bears gonna find a home. I don't know but the relationships between the core characters is better than in any other Cartoon Network show. Teen titans go isn't the best Cartoon Network show anymore. Guess what is. WE BABY BEARS!
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10/10
Not crafty or fiery. All around BORING.
29 December 2021
I was really expecting something great after the previous episodes (amazing stuff really please check it out). But this episode shocked me to the core. I found the mystery play date obvious from the beginning and I didn't feel Ryan had as much of a connection with the characters. Not a fiery episode, a dull one, and definitely not crafty. Sorry, but I am disappointed.
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Adventure Time: Too Old (2013)
Season 5, Episode 31
10/10
Great Episode, Better Morals in this One of a Kind Show.
28 December 2021
This episode has got to be one of the greatest episode yet. There are many hidden, subliminal messages about good ethics/morals. It teaches children to be the first to act, and that "the early bird gets the worm." As well as this, it instills a sense of self-confidence in the child, teaching them to be proud of themselves, and that they do not need to change for other people. It also encourages children to eat their fruits and veggies, teaching them to keep a healthy diet. It also teaches them to cannibalize their peers and siblings. Overall, morals and lessons in this episode are very good and work as an amazing teach moment for any child of an age.
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Cobra Kai (2018–2025)
5/10
Bad, Silly, Enternaining, and Overdramatic
26 October 2021
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It is for babies. It is ridiculous and ummm its uh poor quality. I could see how it's badness could make it funny. So the show is even worse then I saw. I have not seen it in a while. I like how they can have an all out brawl (almost deadly) in the middle of the school day In the hallway and no one notices. Horribly funny? Sam's character annoys me. It is funny how bad it is. I like how blond hair guy's son,I forgot bond hair guy's name becomes evil all the sudden. Overall I think the show is ok. The most annoying part of Sam is she starts fights and then complains when she gets hurt and then her dad feels bad. I think it is funny how bad the acting is. The writing is horrible. Characters change there minds so much and so randomly and and also its really funny how no one calls the cops on all the stuff that is happening even though there are like really deadly fights. The story is horribly funny like so bad its funny. There is also this guy named Robbie. Also Robbie goes evil so suddenly for no reason. This is what Sam is like "Umm dad people are bullying me it is making me feel uncomfortable." Also Sam has really bad anger issues because two kids were laughing and she thought it was about her with no proof. She was like "You think its funny well leave me alone." I know she said "you think its funny, but not well leave me alone. Also Robbie was against Kreese and all the suddenly he joins his side despite knowing it is bad. He was like "Kreese I will join you even though I was just against you. You said I will join you once and now I have because you are the good guy. No one gets me I thought sam did, but she doesn't." Oh yeah also they go up to cause fights and they cry how its no fair that they're the bad guys when they try to start fights too.

It is kind of a low budget show b level quality show.
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Roblox (2003 Video Game)
9/10
A creative game
16 October 2021
This game was made by a community of people. There are fun games and not fun games. Only real problem is that more people don't play Eclipsis on Roblox because I would like more competition for rank points in it.
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Teen Titans Go! (2013– )
6/10
Probably a good show
16 October 2021
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This show is probably pretty good. I saw an episode I think that had some content that was possibly OK. Robin was perhaps a good character because his personality was a personality. It is not impossible that the other Teen Titans were bad but I am not positive. Overall this show has a chance that it is maybe good.
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10/10
Captain WOW!
16 October 2021
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This episode was a delight to watch and I really see the budget of this show coming together. The camera quality is starting to feel like a massage on the eyes like I just stepped out of the spa. This episode was out of this world awesome. My favorite superhero and my favorite Youtuber coming together to make a jaw dropping, thrilling crossover. Not to mention the challenges they did were as good as ever. I really saw the connection too with Ryan's parents. When Ryan was doing his challenges and one of his clues was the Captain man mask I was jumping out of my seat screaming with excitement. I even invited my friends to watch this with me, they loved it too. Ryan's parents did such a good job I thought they were his real parents. The acting was better than on the Youtube channel even. Think of the experience for Ryan meeting his favorite superhero. Ryan and Captain man did some SUPER CHALLENGES!!! The dad had a super fun time too it always gets me was they stuff pie into the dads face. Me and my friends shot milk out of our noises because it was so funny. I loved this episode so much I made my own captain man suit. I actually watched a interview Ryan was in and he said that captain man is now his favorite super hero. THAT IS SO COOL!!! I watched this right after the episode Ryan's Colorful Playdate/Ryan's Wild Playdate. (I recommend you check out my review for that) This is my favorite episode yet and my expectations are really high for the future of Ryan.
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10/10
A Surprise...
16 October 2021
I will be honest at first I was skeptical of this show, but this episode got me hooked. I was excited when I saw who the playdates were with (not gonna spoil it). The challenges were some of the most fun I have had with television. It was very colorful and eye pleasing. The ending was quite beautiful to see and I was in tears by the end. The chemistry between Ryan's mom and dad was the best I have seen it yet and Ryan got along with the playmates really well. They also gave Ryan a good challenge in the games they played. 10/10 I would recommend.
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