First, something positive to say...
It's great (train) spotting all the familiar Caledonian faces in this farcical drama, actors who have provided pleasure over the years in programmes as diverse as Still Game & Two Doors Down to Doctor Who & The Sweeney.
Positives over... Is this meant to be a comedy?!?
It's a French Farce on the Railroad, with lots of running up & down the carriages whilst silly characters spout cliches & take turns to look worried, annoyed or confused.
The premise, at first glance at least, is a mash up of "Speed" meets "Murder on the Orient Express" with more than a dollop of any 007 film that sees Bond getting on a train. That was probably enough ingredients to get the production rolling but, rather like a British Rail sandwich from the 1970s, it leaves you wishing you'd brought your own food on board rather than putting up with this limp, flavourless mess.
Let's hope that the acting talents don't suffer the same (travel) sickness as befell "Minder" or even the great Morecambe & Wise when they got on a train.
Positives over... Is this meant to be a comedy?!?
It's a French Farce on the Railroad, with lots of running up & down the carriages whilst silly characters spout cliches & take turns to look worried, annoyed or confused.
The premise, at first glance at least, is a mash up of "Speed" meets "Murder on the Orient Express" with more than a dollop of any 007 film that sees Bond getting on a train. That was probably enough ingredients to get the production rolling but, rather like a British Rail sandwich from the 1970s, it leaves you wishing you'd brought your own food on board rather than putting up with this limp, flavourless mess.
Let's hope that the acting talents don't suffer the same (travel) sickness as befell "Minder" or even the great Morecambe & Wise when they got on a train.
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