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Breakfast of Champions (1999)
Genius
I havent read the book, so I have no frame of reference with which to rate the plot. At the same time, this provides me with an objectivity in watching the movie, for I have no preconcieved notions as to what the movie should be like. Cinematically, the movie is superb. The viewer is sucked into an almost fantasy like world, that is frankly very beautiful. The plot is admitedly confusing; however the theme infused into it is a strong and compelling one of the soffocating common man. The acting fits in nicely with the dramatic cinemitography. I urge these Vonnegaut maniacs to give the film a break and think outside the book. I give it a seven.
The Collectors (1999)
WOW!
This is undoubtably the greatest crime movie of ALL time. Casper Van Dien makes the transition from Starship Troopers as well as Rick Fox does from the basketball court. It is a tale like no other. Two partners in crime, who hail from different world, join together to commit the scandel of a century. One is black, one is white, yet somehow, amidst their differences, through hard times, deadly circumstances and the wittiest of dialogues, they realize they are not that divided and prevail. If you have enough money, I would suggest you tattoo the words, "The Collectors," to your forehead and to the foreheads of your progeny. Then hop on a plane to some third world nation, spreading its word to the sick and the starving. Rick, you Fox!