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Universal Soldiers (2007)
I can't believe some people actually think this is a legit sequel
This z grade movie is NOT related to the actual Universal Soldier franchise and is a movie made by a group of people whom should refer to themselves as "the inmates" for a company called the Asylum,(as in the old saying "The inmates running the asylum") It is basically a Knockoff of the more famous and better made movie. This same group did a film called War of the Worlds that was aimed at the Tom Cruise version that came out the same year,Only the Asylum version stars C Thomas Howell. They also have their latest release or as I prefer to think of them "escapee" Terminators which is their low budget version of a terminator movie. all of the movies a low Budget exploitation of other franchises of which the worst has to be Transmorphers taken from Transformers.
they have a website at: http://www.theasylum.cc
Die Another Day (2002)
This is the WORST BOND EVER!!!!!!!!! Spoilers ahead!!!
How anybody especially true bond fans can compare this movie to Goldeneye I just can't see. It starts out with promise and a great pre-title sequence and then goes down hill, while the opening credit scenes are good the title song is DREADFUL and that is being WAY TOO NICE. (Note to producers:The title song doesn't always need to include the name of the movie, Octopussy has the song "All Time High" For Example, But it does at least need to sound like a Bond Song.)
The Movie is Loaded with 40th anniversary inside references that only true bond fans will get the average fan won't i.e. Bond the Ornithologist, and this goes on to the detrement of Plot, Even for a bond film. What could have been a interesting story about African Conflict Diamonds is regulated to second just for the sake of more inside stuff and a reason to hook bond up with halie berry.
Most of the time the Gadgets and tricks are amusing and sometimes useful, the older gadgets have included things that would even actually appear ing the real world later as bond was the first to have a pocket pager and a car phone, not to mention the radar screen in the Aston Martin that could have been the precursor to the GPS in cars today. This brings me to the silly invisable car, What is this WONDERWOMAN?
The problems continue with the return of a Miss MoneyPenny who is daydreaming with the help of special sunglasses of a romance with bond, with whom she has been portrayed as being just friendly and flirty with since the last few Lois Maxwell films. Albeit the one Sigh by the Moneypenny in The Living Daylights. What happened to the Moneypenny who told james that she "Didn't get dressed up just to run down to impress the great James Bond"
Lastly, if the producers would have saved there money from that goofy invisible car the Computer Graphics Bond might have looked half decent instead of Like a Disney Cartoon.
In Conclusion This Film is the first one I can truly say SUCKS Except for the action which is the one saving grace.
Scrubs (2001)
Great show and a bit surprising
I like this show it is a comedy that takes place in a hospital and has a really strong cast. I also get a kick out of the fact that the hospital is named sacred heart hospital as that was the original name for the hospital I volunteer in which is now Sacred Heart Health Systems, Needless to say I get a BIG giggle everytime I see the words SACRED HEART come up on the screen or someone on the series says it. :) It's just too sureal and Funny.