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Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain (2023)
This is a joke, right?
I cannot comprehend how these three keep getting work outside their fathers. A mediocre 90 minutes that couldn't have been saved even if I'd had the forethought to take some edibles. Out of all the awkward geeky white guy comedy trios, these yawns are the absolute most forgettable and it shows with this film. I watched the trailer and the movie yesterday and the only thing I can remember about the plot is they wanted to find a golden sculpture.
They've already wasted their money making the damn thing, don't waste your time or it might encourage them to make another one. Hopefully this trio will soon slowly fade into the obscurity which they belong.
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds: The Elysian Kingdom (2022)
Unwatchable
I've spent years as a medieval reenactor, I love M'Benga, and I was looking forward to him getting a solid episode but the renn faire trope made this episode painful to watch. We're already bringing the dark ages back to life here in the US, stick to the stars.
Mythic Quest: Raven's Banquet: A Dark Quiet Death (2020)
Most overhyped episode
News articles have been written about this episode and how amazing it is. I love pretty much every actor in this episode and could not tolerate watching this. Though I will admit the title is an apt description of what I felt trying to sit through the episode.