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Heat (1995)
3/10
A Director's Vanity Project Gone Awry
19 May 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I remember the buzz around this movie when it came out. De Niro and Pacino on screen together for the first time. I'm not a fan of the noise around movies, so I waited until it died down. You might think that waiting 23 years was perhaps a little too long but I wanted to be sure.

I'm joking of course. I did see it in the '90's, not on the big screen. Probably on video. My memory of it was pretty sketchy, likely because of two things: 1) In my 20's I just absorbed everything, as people in their 20's often do. If it's the new thing, yes. If it's a classic or must-see/hear/read, yes. If it's one of those "I can't _believe_ you haven't seen x!", yes. And 2) Weed.

So I know I saw Heat back then, but apart from the armored car robbery and the eventual meeting of Bob and Al, nope.

I've revisited a few movies lately. I decided to watch Heat again because it's one of those movies that people refer to as a bit of a landmark of its time, beyond the heavily touted meeting of a couple of Hollywood's heavy hitters.

I can't help but feel that this movie would either have been a very different beast if the two leads weren't involved, or it wouldn't have been made at all. How many drafts of the script came after Pacino and De Niro signed on? Was it Michael Mann's intention from the start to anchor the movie around a third act meeting? Did the plan always involve so much needless exploration of the protagonist's and antagonist's relationships with their lovers/partners? The production asks many questions. But the story asks none. Worse, the story _may_ ask a few questions, but I don't care what they are, let alone care to try and answer them.

Heat is one of those movies that has you looking for the star in the EP credits to confirm your suspicion that it's a vanity project. Can't pin it on the actors, though. It's the vanity of the writer/director/producer, Michael Mann.

Performance-wise, Heat is as you might expect. The two 'above the title' stars are given plenty of room to do their respective things, although you've seen them do it better elsewhere. The supporting goodies and baddies, with the exception of Val Kilmer, whose scenery-chewing turn is not helped by the fact that his & Ashley Judd's subplot is shoehorned into an already heavily domestic storyline.

I've not seen the original trailer for Heat, but I'm going to guess that it was more concerned with guns, explosions and action than it is with the love lives of its stars.

On a side note, Mann's last feature, 2015's Blackhat, was a critical and commercial failure, returning less than $20 million against its $70 million budget. Yet Mann is about to go into production for a biopic of Enzo Ferrari. By contrast, Peter Weir's last film, The Way Back in 2010, brought in $20 million against a $30 million budget, and Weir not only hasn't directed since, he's finding financing extremely difficult to come by.

I'm loath to make direct stylistic comparisons of the two directors. I will admit to a preference for Weir's body of work, but that doesn't mean I haven't enjoyed a few of Mann's contributions. That said, Weir hasn't made a movie as bad as Heat.
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Murder Calls (2017– )
2/10
Exploitative Reenactment Crime
22 February 2017
To hear it said by former Detecetive Joe Kenda (the laconic star of ID's standout Homicide Hunter) reenactment crime is going through the roof in popularity. Judging by the number of programs hitting the 'airwaves' he's right - there are so many cropping up that each new production has to hang its hat on a new conceit or premise in order to stand out from the pack.

In the case of Murder Calls, it's...you guessed it - 911 calls. Each episode starts with a warning that you're about to hear graphic material and that 'viewer discretion is advised' before a 911 call featuring someone in agony is played and they get down to the usual business of inter-cutting interview footage of law enforcement & related characters with poorly rehearsed (though often beautifully lit) scenes of the drama that led up to the 911 caller's demise.

Murder Calls suffers from the same major flaw as its competitors in the genre - it's totally exploitative and made for titillation, more like a scary bedtime story than an insight into the crime itself. Even the graphic warning at the top of the show comes across as more of a tease than an actual warning.

Worst of all, because the producers have painted themselves into a corner by using an emergency call as the hook, they feel obliged to play it over and over again, in sequence, out of sequence, disingenuously re-edited and, most disturbingly, with a variety of sound effects to heighten the 'spookiness'.

In the age of hastily packaged real crime, whether it be reenactment or procedural or a mix of both, there is still room for quality on a budget. The aforementioned Homicide Hunter is proof of that. But Murder Call fails because they have fallen prey to the terrible idea that as long as the audience is happy, the victims don't matter.
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Dark Minds (2012– )
1/10
All about Phelps - bereft of detail or respect.
24 February 2016
True crime falls into two basic categories: the somber, detailed, respectful type that places its emphasis on the events and the victims - and the loud, percussive, sensationalist type that focuses on the presenter. Dark Minds falls hard into the latter pigeonhole. There are quite a few churned out programs featuring preening forensic types who love the camera more than the lab, but none of these people are as disrespectful or narcissistic as M. William Phelps, who chews up the scenery at every opportunity, whether on camera or in voice over.

This program is presented as if it's hard-boiled fiction, the cod suspense a terrible mask, as if there might be a chance the victims weren't really brutally murdered in real life. In the wake of recent masterpieces like The Jinx, Making a Murderer and the first two seasons of A Crime to Remember, Dark Minds serves as an example to potential film makers of what not to do when approaching such material.
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2/10
The Low End of True Crime
10 September 2015
In this age of loud, boisterous TV 'real' or 'true' crime shows, the focus appears to be on jarring music, industrial sound effects, poorly written scripts presented straight to camera by a pseudo- expert or media 'head' and ill-conceived and executed dramatizations. Crimes that Shook Australia succumbs to all of these pitfalls.

Aaccuracy is shoved to one side in favour of giving vapid host Stan Grant a celebrity link man pay check, dramatizations are terribly cast, important details are glossed over and in the case of recidivist crimes (like Peter Dupas) there is no mention on the system failing society in allowing a clearly disturbed man to reenter society to escalate his violent predilections.

Marry that with the above-mentioned cheesy-yet-jarring music bed & CtSA is just another bit of sensationalist filler, not even adopting the sometimes more sombre approach of its progenitor, the middling Crimes that Shook Britain.
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8/10
Touching, Heartbreaking, Maddening.
10 September 2015
Kurt Kuenne's pathetic (I mean that literally) documentary is the story of the Bagby family's ordeal after the loss of their son, Andrew. Rarely has the courage & tenacity of a family been so honestly and vividly depicted on screen, told through the many friends, family members & colleagues of Andrew, a young man whose life ended abruptly and needlessly in 2001. Kuenne's journey takes him to the UK, Canada & across the US as he pays tribute to his lost friend. Andrew's parents, Kate & David, typify strength, love, determination and heart- wrenching grief as they recount the events of Andrew's life & death and the consequent battle to rebuild their shattered lives in their struggle to care for their grandchild, Zachary.

It is a must watch documentary. In fact, if not for the occasional breakneck & dizzying speed of narration, interview grabs and exposition, it would be near perfect. This is not a minor quibble - during the first 15 minutes of watching, I had to check my media player was not set to 1.5x speed, such was the bombardment of information coming right at me.

That said, it's a masterful work and unless you're in some way inured to the pain of strangers, Dear Zachary will stay with you long after the final credits.
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A Crime to Remember (2013–2018)
9/10
A Cut Above
5 September 2015
I can't tell you how many times I've strapped in for a nice bit of true crime & turned off after five minutes because the music sounded like a construction site over a Yamaha DX7, the editing was manic, the dramatizations were inaccurate & terribly produced and the narrator had a voice like Batman on Quaaludes. Add to that the number of shows featuring self-promoting presenters & semi-literate 'experts' and I walk away feeling like no-one knows how to make a decent crime doc series anymore.

So, it's more than a little refreshing to have discovered 'A Crime to Remember', a show that avoids every element of crappiness that pervades today's 'real crime' programs. It's shot beautifully, the incidental 'noirish' music fits each historical crime, the narration is uniquely rendered as a story told by someone on the periphery of the story, the interviewees are relevant and best of all, the casting, acting & direction of the dramatizations are near flawless. Some of the actors' resemblance to the actual subjects is uncanny. This is easily the best TV crime doc series to come out of the US in a long time.
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Superbly Produced, Sensitively Handled.
5 September 2015
This three-part BBC documentary series is an excellent examination of the Greater Manchester Police as they investigate sexual offences. Woven into contemporary cases, The Detectives follows Operation Canute, a spin off of the high profile Operation Yewtree, spurred by allegations against the late & notorious DJ Jimmy Savile. Canute focuses on Jimmy Savile's friend and former driver Ray Teret (not Tenet, as named in the IMDb synopsis) accused of historical sex offences dating back to the 1960's.

Unlike most heavy-handed crime profiles and documentaries, 'The Detectives' is superbly produced, avoiding many of the traps that make so many of its bedfellows unwatchable. The narration is sparse, clear & devoid of hyperbole and 'Batman' delivery, the music is free of industrial crash bang wallop percussion, relying more on sombre piano and strings, sometimes reminiscent of Danny Elfman's work in Errol Moris films & the people - police, victims & the accused - are represented without judgement. Would that even a third of crime- related documentaries were handled in such an objective and sensitive manner.

Along with the recent Investigation Discovery series 'A Crime to Remember', 'The Detectives' stands out - albeit for different reasons - as one of the best TV crime profiles in quite a few years.
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Narcos (2015–2017)
5/10
Sprawling Wide, But Very Shallow.
2 September 2015
Netflix's new series Narcos is, like its central character, ambitious in scope. It attempts to capture not just the essence of Pablo Escobar (Wagner Moura), a man whose deeds and very existence still loom large in Colombia, but the socio-political landscape of the time, the fear instilled in his enemies and the geo-political effect on North/South American relations in the 1980's. It fails, not because it doesn't try hard enough to achieve the virtually impossible, but because it gets bogged down in tired narrative and muddy history.

Told through the unnecessarily heavy-handed, pulp noir narration of DEA agent Steve Murphy (Boyd Holbrook, whose one-dimensional & totally unsympathetic performance drags the whole production down), Narcos chugs along well enough for a few episodes. It looks very pretty, is superbly designed and its sprawling story leaves you feeling that the team behind it was aiming for a quasi-impressionistic piece, that had to be stitched back together with Murphy's tiresome voice over.

Most disappointingly, too much liberty is taken messing with the actual sequence of events. In the two hour traffic of biopic/historical features, it's understandable that licence is taken with chronology. But in a ten episode season, one should reasonably expect a little more accuracy. Narcos suffers from the needless conceit of placing actual events randomly, rather than staying true to the arc of history as it relates to the rise & fall of the Medellin cartel.

The longer format also lends itself to the development of more sympathetic characters. Sadly, the only character the creators have ladled sympathy on is Moura's well-tempered Escobar.

All that said, should Netflix decide to pick up a second season of Narcos, I'll almost definitely see it through.
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The Blacklist (2013–2023)
2/10
Unwatchable, Even With Spader.
2 September 2015
Loud, overblown, shouty, loaded to the brim with music beds, no light & shade, fatuous dialogue, clunky exposition - even the talented James Spader can't save this network attempt to polish a turd. I'm sure a treatment of The Blacklist could look fantastic: lots of action, intrigue, suspense and drama. But the heavy- handedness in every aspect of the production left me throbbing and begging for a peaceful moment.

I stuck with it for as long as possible, but once I turned an episode off, it was very difficult to turn it back on again. Spader does his smarmy, self-satisfied best with what he's been given - the same cannot be said of any one of the regular supporting cast, especially Megan Boone, whose histrionics are hewn straight from the 'Claire Danes in Homeland' playbook. I'm hugely surprised it's been as well-received here and elsewhere. Network drama has fallen well behind even the most middling of cable and on-demand programs - and is not even in the same zipcode as recent dramas like Thrones, Fargo or Better Call Saul.
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True Story (I) (2015)
3/10
No Conflict Equals No Good.
31 August 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Mike Finkel (Jonah Hill) is a journalist for the New York Times. When his employer finds that Finkel's story about cocoa/chocolate industry slavery features a composite character invented out of multiple interviewees' stories, Finkel's given the boot and heads back to his home in Montana. Shortly after, while searching soul & job leads, he's made aware of Christian Longo (James Franco), an Oregon man charged with the murder of his wife and three children. After the discovery of the family's bodies, Longo had fled to Mexico where he'd used Finkel's name as an alias.

So sets the stage for True Story. Finkel heads to Oregon to meet Longo & the rest of the film is devoted to aforementioned soul- searching, questions about guilt & innocence and conflict between two men - one a disgraced journalist, the other a family-killing narcissist. Except, there is no conflict. True Story might well have been something other than it is if not for the fact that director Rupert Goold appears to have deliberately avoided tension, suspense, conflict, character development - in short, just about every ingredient an audience deserves when strapping in for a cinematic dose of drama.

Even the best scene in the film, featuring Finkel's wife Jill (Felicity Jones) & Franco's Longo is disappointing, not because of performance (indeed, Jones lifts the 'dead wood wife' role out of the usual depression in which these roles are often written) but historical accuracy. Jill visits Longo in prison, where she plays - on her oddly early 2000's iPhone - a recording of Carlo Gesualdo's Se la mia morte brami (If you crave my death). She explains the story behind the composition, that in 1611 Gesualdo discovered his wife was having an affair and in a rage, stabbed his wife multiple times, made the lover wear her blood-soaked dress, then murdered his own child.

But this is a distortion - in reality, Gesualdo killed his wife & her lover after catching them in bed. There was no child murder. Also, the incident took place in 1590, 21 years before. Whether these details are fabricated in Finkel's book as well, I don't know. Given the yawning dearth of conflict in True Story the movie, I very much doubt I'll be reading it.
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The Larry Sanders Show: Performance Artist (1993)
Season 2, Episode 14
8/10
Weirdly Prescient
25 August 2015
Warning: Spoilers
The previous review stated that The Performance Artist satirized Bill Hicks' set being cut from an episode of The Late Show with David Letterman. Untrue. In a weirdly prescient coincidence, this episode of The Larry Sanders Show first aired over a month BEFORE Bill's final Letterman performance. (The Performance Artist - 25 August 1993, Bill Hicks on Letterman - 1 October 1993).

It is notable mainly for that reason & Roseanne calling Larry out for censoring the performance artist (Tim Miller) - would that Bill have had the same kind of support back in the day.

The Performance Artist is a great measure of this program's reading the pulse & pressure of the late night TV talk show environment and is as valid (and funny) today as it was back in the early 1990s.
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