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5/10
Pleasant Enough, But Very, Very, Very Bland.
28 February 2024
A good enough plot (a little different than the book) and some excellent visuals, but that is not enough to not deliver good storytelling by itself.

The most obvious limitation of any screenplay, whether for movies, tv or streaming, is to have a well-written script, and in this respect, the script fails. If I were to close my eyes, and imagine what year/age/dimension/universe this was written in, I would say 21st century America, so mediocre is the writing. It almost appears that the demographic is 15 years old, with a 5th grade reading level. It is disappointing when a fantasy story does not move the viewer to another time and place (a la Lord of The Rings). Netflix seems determined to "dumb down" its writing for the least sophisticated audience it can attract. I can almost hear them telling the writers "Don't make the audience have to think at all." In this they succeeded.

And, compounding the writing is a cast that, while likeable enough, cannot act their way out of the proverbial "paper bag." No nuance in the acting for anyone except Iroh, Appa and Gyotsa. Commander Zhao is a one-note actor in this series. Sokka, Zuko, Azula and Katara may eventually hone their craft, but, in this, they appear to be reading their lines as though it was a rehearsal. No facial expressions of any depth cross their faces at any point.

I'm hoping there'll be another season where the writing and acting are better, but for now, it's kiddie fare.

Now, my husband likes it and he's a college professor, so don't go by me. Any movie has to reach the viewer and it appears to have reached others in a way it did not do for me. To each his own.
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Dampyr (2022)
3/10
Bland
27 November 2023
This movie is yet another tedious cover of all the vpure movies of the past, the most obvious being John Csrpenter's Vampires. This movie follows that plot almost scene for scene.

That would be fine if there was some meat to chew on, so to speak, but this movie is all bare bones. The acting is - as do many of these entries into the vampire world - dead. The action is just plain dumb. For example, the protagonist charges towards the villain (a vampire) 3 or 4 times, only to be hurled back 50 feet. And what does he do when he gets on his feet again? Yup. He charges at the vampire AGAIN. No matter it didn't work the previous 4 times. And you have the usual humans-encountering-vampires fight. Humans fire their machine guns, the vampires laugh. Well, you can figure out what happens next.

And one can easily predict the dialogue, or the following scene. It drones on and on. The trajectory resembles the recently launched rocket that flew 500 feet towards space - and promptly exploded. If it was an ekg, it would be a flatline. My husband watched, while I just listened. I asked four times how it was, and his response was "bad." There is no genuine tension or climax in the movie. How anyone could get this at 10 is beyond me. I can understand being entertained (and even that is questionable), but objectively? A poorly done film with little plot, bad acting, endlessly derivative. This is a 5 at best. A 3 is a fair rating. Keep in mind, I'm not the demographic for this, whom I would imagine to be 18 year olds who like to watch things explode, or guns firing endlessly. For the rest, this will not cut the mustard.
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Spellbound (2023– )
4/10
A Spell Gone Awry...
22 November 2023
I hardly know where to begin, but since it involves acting, lets start there.

The lead actress just seems lost in this role. The acting is - in a word - poor. And unfortunately, this applies to the entire cast, which is a bad thing in a series. It almost feels like this is everyone's first acting job. The series as a whole is simply another teen-driven series, but without the finesse one could hope.

The location is Paris, and yet no one actually speaks French - including the director of the ballet school. How is this even remotely realistic?

I'm sure the demographic is vastly younger than me, but that is not a deterrent (Harry Potter was also not my demographic, and i loved the films). To like this, one has to overlook the poor acting, the plot and the premise of the film, which is held in the title. I can see someone giving this a 6, but the 10s are, I think, optimistic. As is this entire series with its implausible, giggling cast.
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Constantine (2014–2015)
5/10
Pleasant, But Boring
23 October 2023
The story line is the same as in the comic books: John Constantine is a magician of great power, but has the moral compass of a high-functioning sociopath (well, perhaps not quite the right designation). In the comic books, he is Amoral. In this series, he is simply a sarcastic man with daddy issues (same thing) who was the cause for a horrific magical event that happened long before the series started, and now, most people dislike - if not hate - him intensely.

The series is a bit like a flatline on an electrocardiogram. That is to say, a lot of dialogue, traveling from location A to B and then...not much. John will eventually cast a spell and banish some supernatural creature, but, while it is supposed to be spooky, it is simply ordinary, which is the worst word one can use when it applies to the supernatural. Sure, you have your moments where the tension ramps up, but none of it is surprising. What is more surprising is the number of extras in a scene, who, upon witnessing some horrific creature arise from the Earth, stand there and gawk instead of going "Exit, stage Left!" There is ZERO character development in this series. It's like the old "Friday the Thirteenth" series - only worse.

I like Constantine, the comic book character, but the series is just dull, dull, dull.

From the "10" the someone else gave it, I wonder if 1) one of us was high or 2) we're seeing a different series.
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Black Adam (2022)
5/10
Paint it Black
24 September 2023
As a longtime reader of Black Adam in DC, I was hoping for something reasonably accurate - or at least resembling the comic book character.

The endless slow motion scenes were...endless. It was almost as though the movie was made to prove what a badass Black Adam is. And he is. But they do it by making him ignore everyone as though people (for the most part) are mere ants and beneath his notice. He barely moves when a rocket hits him. That's valid. But to constantly move like a tortoise for the first hour or so? If I want to watch sloooooow, I'll do a selfie video of my 75 year old body walking down the hall.

It's not a good movie, and to rate it higher than a 6 simply shows that one has not critical abilities to discern what's great, what's good, what's okay, and - in this case, what's just bad.

That does not mean people shouldn't watch it, or that it doesn't have some mild entertainment value. It's just the "they gave a 4, so I'll give a 10" mindset. Reactionary and not even close to the reality (maybe that's why it falls into the fantasy genre?!?) Johnson just preens around the screen. No discernible acting skills, and the story just meanders along mindlessly. They throw a kid in the movie just to let you know that he's not "all bad" underneath all that perpetually deadly angry face. Or is it just dead? Methinks the latter. The music is similarly boring. Rap used to be a social statement, now it's become sonic background wallpaper for movie soundtracks, its only purpose to reinforce the "we-gonna-throw-down" action sequences and hype the audience. No other kind of music could possibly work, right?

The man is simply not in any way a good actor: he is used in his movies simply as a "presence" (they capitalize on his having been a WWF crowd favorite) and that's enough for some. Nice young man, I'm sure, but cannot act his way out of a paper bag. Bless his heart. The mother/activist was okay, but no great acting skills required of her, either. Viola Davis is - and I LOVE this woman - beginning to be tedious as the perpetually I-got-a-countermeasure-for-every-superhero-villain that exists (they never put her up against the Joker or someone who's REALLY dangerous; just damaged, wounded, super-powered beings that she always manages to find their weak spot within 20 minutes of knowing of their existence). A waste of her considerable, even awesome, talents. But hey, she does brighten up the scene, unlike Johnson.

The fight scenes are mindless and absurd, and surely place in the film for the mindless throngs who need to see punching going on for 10 minutes; any less than that and they feel cheated. Oh, and it is an absolute requirement these days that they - in the process of achieving victory - obliterate half a city in the process. And no one in these movies every apologies for destroying homes, workplaces or an entire city - not even the "heroes." Justice is served by complete destruction. But then, this is not the only movie to do this: just the latest one. And no one who posts a review even comments on this. Interesting.

For example, Hawkman should not have survived even one punch from Black Adam, who is at least as strong as Superman, and Black Adam does not pull his punches as Superman does. Superfluous fight scenes just to lengthen the movie's run time. A scene that should have lasted 60 seconds stretched out because boys need to see all that back-and-forth fistfighting. Not realistic, but then, only one superhero movie was even close to being realistic. Well, make that two superheroes.

I gotta say, even at senior citizen pricing, this was a yawn of a movie. It was the one time was happy I'm an insomniac: this certainly put me to sleep. I hope I didn't snore too loud. But even if I did, I'm sure I was more entertaining this this nice-but-empty-movie. God bless y'all and you come back soon, y'hear?
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Fantastic Four (I) (2005)
3/10
As Bad As It gets
11 September 2023
It'll be torture to have to write 600 words about a movie that can be summed up in 50: it's as mediocre as they come.

The acting in this movie is average - or below that. Jessica Alba has 3 expressions: petulance, annoyance, surprise. That's her entire range.

If the actual Fantastic Four existed, and saw this movie, Reed Richards would create an inter-dimensional portal and move there.

Chris Evans is okay, but much better - and more noble - as Captain America. Ionic gruffuld is also one dimensional and his subsequent series did not reveal any hidden depths.

Dr. Doom is not remotely the Dr. Doom of the comic books; he's just a mean-spirited guy. (And I've read them since issue 1.) The REAL Dr Doom was an utterly evil psychopath.

Oh, thank God! I've met the minimum character limit. Not wasting another charact...
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Auntie Mame (1958)
10/10
The Greatest Madcap-Crazy-Aunt Movie Of the Past 90 Years
9 September 2023
Warning: Spoilers
The movie starts with Patrick's father dying, and he is sent to live with his late father's sister, who is, of course, Mame Dennis.

The movie starts off at breakneck pace and maintains that pace, like the book it is based upon.

Rosalind Rusell is stellar as Auntie Mame, an indefatigable character whose outlook on life is, "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving." (Of course, her wealth affords her her loose grip on the practicalities of life, but no more so than today).

The young Patrick Dennis is surprisingly good as an actor, as is the adult actor, Roger Smith. The whole plot revolves around Patrick's growing up and who will shape him. On one hand, we have the unbearably stuffy Mr. Babcock, who is all rules and regulations (and a snob) and on the other hand, Auntie Mame, ditzy but as loving as can be. And so the clash begins!

The movie is fashionably sophisticated for a 1950's movie passing itself off as a "progressive" outlook on life. Some of the reviews carp on the humour, calling "worn," but I suspect those people were not - like me - alive in the 1950s. I knew this kind of character growing up (not quite that ditzy, though!) and the humor and clever phrasing come at you right and left. Peggy Cass is outstanding as a frumpy woman whose greatest talent is her deadpan delivery in the movie.

Ito is a bit of a Japanese stereotype, and I still wince at how they wrote his lines, as well as Nora, Patrick's nanny. But aside from that, it is a movie to make you laugh, and moreover, to love the unconditional love that Auntie Mame has for Patrick, who she would move Heaven and Earth for. The tenderness in their solo scenes warms the heart unless someone has no sense of whimsy, in which case, go watch something dull and "sensible." A cinematic triumph for it's utter sense of zaniness, but at the same time, maintaining the core value: Lovingness. There's not another movie like it in the 70+ years I've been watching movies. I come back to it whenever I'm sad (which isn't often), but even more when I'm my usual jovial self and just want to watch a controlled pandemonium that Auntie Mame unleashes on its unsuspecting audience.

They could not make a movie like this today: people are too cynical and shut down, although it is great to see Barbie (which is close to this movie in its tone) becoming a smash hit. I have the feeling Barbie and Auntie Mame would really like each other! What could be more enjoyable to watch??

I dislike the tendency for everyone to be called "iconic" "classic" and "legendary," but this movie deserves all those accolades.

And that staircase is the unrecognized star of the movie where magical, moving - and hysterically funny - scenes take place where people come unglued, ascend, descend, or pose at the top (or bottom). It is a metaphor of the most illuminating, heartwrenching, moments of the movie, where tears, sadness, pain, laughter, but mostly Joy, take place. (Auntie Mame's only disagreement with Patrick takes place at the foot of the staircase (when he announces he's met THE girl (who's a snob and a half), but chastises her for her bohemian lifestyle which he doesn't want his precious "Glory" to know about. When she asks him if Glory should know that she finds him the most bourgeoise, babbity, little snob on the Eastern Seaboard....," it looks like a catastrophe is unfolding as he turns to leave, looking terribly hurt, but only saying "Well, it's been nice knowin' ya". And then Auntie Mame, tears in her eyes, calls out "Patrick" and he turns back to her (he's also almost in tears) and says "Auntie Mame" and she runs to him, arms outstretched. He also loves her dearly. And she tells him she loves him so, and she would do ANYTHING for him: join the DAR, "denounce Calvin Coolidge as a Bolshevik". I can't get through that scene without tears coming into my eyes. Unconditional Love - on the staircase! That staircase is a hero, I tell ya!!!
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The Flash (I) (2023)
5/10
Unengaging
28 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I was, as a very, VERY longtime reader of The Flash comic book, disappointed in the movie.

The concept is cool: Flash wants to save his mother's life, so he goes back in time. (Nothing good EVER comes of this.) But the screenplay, as written, is flat, and has no "life" of its own.

More surprisingly, as someone who cares only a little about special effects, I found the movie surprisingly mediocre in this department. The Flash is forever running in slow motion; it would've made more sense for him to be a blur in at least 2 or 3 sequences to demonstrates that he could run around the world - literally - 3 times in one second, but the over-dependence on slow-motion to give "gravity" to a scene has been overdone since 1990. If you are the fastest being alive, LOOK LIKE IT.

Perhaps having 50 years of Flash comic books (back to 1963) has made me expect at least a little fidelity to the comic book hero, and doesn't matter to the 25 year olds who don't have the history I do, but even without that, the movie moves along in humdrum fashion. And Supergirl is brunette? Can you imagine giving Superman blond hair?

The fight sequences are not much better. I would never turn my head in the middle of a battle without making sure the enemy was dead, yet this happens so often in movies (including this one) that one of the good guys always ends up severely wounded - or dead. One wonders if any of the filmmakers have ever been soldiers (and a solider never just assumes his opponent is terminated: HE MAKES CERTAIN OF IT.) Someone dies just because of poor screenplay writing. Not realistic at all.

I'm glad others got more satisfaction out of it by overlooking all the not-even-remotely-believable moments, but at least they enjoyed their $12 ticket's worth. Fortunately, as a senior, I only paid half that. And even that half didn't make the movie more coherent. I'm glad I saw it (I want to support Ezra Miller, the actor (the human being is very troubled), but I'd like to be fully engaged while watching. This movie lacks that ability. I'd have liked it more if I was 15. Maybe.
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4/10
Unloved
26 August 2023
This purports to be the story of Donna Summer, but it is, sadly, just a mishmash of moments, thrown together.

The voiceovers are done by Donna Summer's husband, her children and a few others. I wish it had been an actual "story," but instead it simply flows aimlessly, with no real structure to it. I kept hoping for the documentary to congeal into an objective narrative, delving into the highs and lows of her life, but it never happened.

For those who are too young to have known Donna Summer, this might be entertaining, but for others, it will be bewildering, as, at almost no point is Donna Summer ever really contributing what was actually happening, and of course, since it was made after her death, that is reasonable. However, any filmmaker knows that a story must be told, and here, it just misses the mark, no matter how well-intentioned it is. I recognize though, that her daughter felt the need to make this. I just wish it shed light on the "real" Donna Summer.

A wandering documentary, not developed enough to be seen as any kind of coherent biography that could give a thoughtful person real insight into the life of Donna Summer.
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6/10
Marvel's MCU is not Marvel's Comic Book Universe - No Exception Here
24 July 2023
I am puzzled at how the Avengers suddenly turn into a rowdy, quip-laden vigilante group. And hence, the rating.

The first Avengers movie was sensible: Loki brings aliens to take over Earth. Fine.

By the time this movie rolls around, the opening sequence is the Avengers in a foreign country, punching and kicking their way thru hostiles to retrieve Loki's sceptre. It is wrenching to watch, as is the sight of Thor throwing punches. A GOD, resorting to fistfights with his power level (at least in the comic books).

The film - if one completely ignores my Marvel Avengers dating back to 1963 - when was 13 - makes sense to those who think a fight is not worth having if there isn't at least 15 minutes of punches thrown. Fancy re-writing of Ultron's naissance (Hank Pym built Ultron, not Stark) allows the movie to proceed on its own terms, which include the Scarlet Witch having telepathic powers (she never did) grown in a laboratory (she's actually Magneto's daughter, lest one forget. Except that Marvel, 2,000 years later, reverses this: it was all a lie, the comic book readers were told!), and the Vision having the Soul Gem (nope).

As a movie on its own, it proceeds, punch by punch, to the standard climax except it is not so much a climax as a conclusion.

I can see how younger viewers (40 and younger) like their action movies to include constant punching by super-powered beings who should be able to dispatch their foes using their powers, but all that punching is hardly needed by super-powered beings, is it?

A confusing movie, what with the change in powers of the characters (Vision's Soul Gem is particularly since he never had it until Marvel re-wrote the entire comic book history), but Marvel seems to have its pulse on the public's sense of what a superhero group does, and apparently people find none of the constant battles more commonplace than necessary. Fair enough. Hence the rating.
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End of Days (1999)
3/10
Rosemary's Baby Redux, But REALLY BAD
18 June 2023
This is just for those who weren't alive for the original: Rosemary's Baby with Mia Farrow.

Satan has to mate with a mortal and create a child. Oh wait, that's The Omen, too!

So he picks out he unbelievably bad Robin Tunney, whose acting is not even as good as third grader. Of course, she finds herself in a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger, so her acting looks remotely passable compared to his. Meanwhile, Arnold snarls his way though the movie, and is unbelievably show to pick up that he's messing with The Devil.

Can it get any worse? YES, and it does. Everything that happens (well, almost) happens in a church. Gabriel Byrne, playing the devil, does a good job, but that just makes everyone else look bad.

If you never saw Rosemary's Baby, which was a killer film, then watch this AFTER you watch that, or it may be disappointing. On the other hand, I've seen reviews written by people who weren't around when RB came out, and THEY find RB to be "slow" and "dull." Hmmm..maybe this movie is for them!
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Once Upon a Time (2011–2018)
7/10
The Second Time Around...Nah, Not As Good As The First Time
29 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I watched this series from the day it began in 2011. It was an enchanting show, woven with fairy tales cleverly intermixing with characters who never met. (i.e., Peter Pan never met Dr. Jekyll). A great show, and highly entertaining. It went a little overboard with the characters having to go to the Underworld and deal with Hades. Not a fan of that season at all. But Season 7, as others have said, was a waste of time. There is no charm whatsoever, and the newer actors utterly fail to bring any life to the series. I forgot why I stopped watching after Season 6 until today, when I bravely attempted to watch Season 7, and found that no one had an ounce of charisma - or acting skills.

It is akin to hearing Wagner's Ring Cycle and then, after the 20 hour opera (yes, it's actually a 20 hour opera that takes 4-5 nights to experience in the opera house), you're right back at the beginning (the world starts anew in Wagner's Ring Cycle). Don't do it. Just watch seasons 1-6 and stop there. You could even perhaps leave out Season 5, but the first 3 are pretty cool.

And for people watching it 6 years after it went off the air? It probably doesn't have the same flair. It's like watching Bewitched 30 years after it went off the air, and asking why they made Darrin this way or that. Well, because life was different in the 60s. If you weren't alive, it doesn't always make sense, but if you were, it does. Unlike Season 7 of this, which is nonsensical.
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Sleepy Hollow (2013–2017)
8/10
A Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Beginning...and Then, A Reckoning
24 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Great show to begin with. The premise of Ichabod Crane's original short story by Washington Irving, is great. Great plot, good writing and all that rot, mate!

Season two starts out fine, but by episode 13, an ANGEL shows up - and all Hell breaks loose. Not only does the Angel sound British, but he is an angry angel (shades of Supernatural), and he needs power. (OY!) And you wonder, why is it that an Angel has to walk anywhere?!?! So, a hole plot unlike earlier episodes. And then, it has good episodes and a few that are entertaining (I personally loved the concept of Pandora), but then the fourth season is a disaster (after Nicole Beharie leaves) and the new "Witness" is an 11 year old girl and her FBI mom. The dialogue becomes droopy and dumb, and every episode is a "Wait, are there such things as zombie/demons" or whatever. It gets a little tiresome. And Nicole Beharie pulling out a gun on every single supernatural menace leaves one wondering "Does she not - by now - KNOW that a gun won't kill everyone (or anyone) supernatural???" It does seem she's a tad oblivious. But, well...

Actually, the ever-growing cast of (Scooby-Doo) characters slows down the pace just a little (which explains why Nicole Beharie left), but by the fourth season, it just kills the series.

Still and all, a very, very good supernatural show.
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4/10
Watchable, But Mediocre
22 May 2023
This is a film that one watches to simply distract oneself from the daily tortures of life, and instead lets the movie distract you by trying NOT to notice the inconsistencies, plot holes, and the generally mediocre acting.

The movie just never takes off, but that is not the part that galls. The acting in this is just flat. In particular, the character of Grover, a satyr, is given the most inane lines, almost as though they decided to make him a dumb urban kid. The character of the daughter of Athena (I cannot even remember her name) is equally forgettable, as is Percy Jackson, who is amiable enough, but unskilled as an actor. I suppose this could entertain you, but after watching fantasy movies for the past 50 years, they must usually have 1) a coherent plot; 2) good scriptwriting (this is where the movie errs the most: the dialogue is pedestrian), and 3), competent acting. The exception to this is Rosario Dawson, who gets the good lines: when Hades says don't ignore him, she yells, "What will you do? I'm ALREADY in Hell!!!" And she delivers it very well. One of the best laughs of the movie and one of the only decent performances. Comedy looks good on her. But much of this movie is simply teen angst, and a I'm-mad-at-daddy-so-I'm-going-to-bring-about-the-end-of-the-world plot. It needs more depth to it. As do the characters. Otherwise, it might as well be a Disney movie from 1963.

But it might still work for others. It just didn't for me, and my rating is an honest one, based on watching fantasy films for decades.
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6/10
As A Documentary: A. As a film: D
11 May 2023
The information given by the historians is entertaining, if not exactly unknown prior to this film.

The script, however, is flat. If one closes one's eyes, it sounds as though it could take place in the 21st century, so contemporary is the language. One could imagine this script to be written by someone who also wrote Dynasty. People deliver two (or 4 lines), pivot and walk out of the scene angrily. And, unfortunately, the acting is equally dull. Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, Arsinoe, all seem half-asleep when delivering their lines. No intonation in anyone's voice whatsoever. Cleopatra would have committed suicide even sooner had she seen this film.

One could wish for a portrayal of a Cleopatra with more fire, intellectual rigor (she was brilliant, intellectually speaking) and strategic wiles than the one shown here, never mind at least hoping you could close your eyes and believe that you'd even left the 20th century and gone back in time 25 centuries. The Ten Commandments (1956), schlocky as it was, at least gave some "feeling" of being in ancient times. This documentary (?)/film (?) leaves the viewer unengaged.

I care not a whit about Cleopatra's skin color or the controversy surrounding it. I simply want a great film, especially given that the co-producer is Jada Pinkett-Smith. I cannot imagine what was going thru her mind when she gave Cleopatra the speech patterns of someone indistinguishable from Generation W, X, Y or Z. (Or even Boomers).

This is not the film it could have been with a first-rate screenplay, I am truly sorry to say. It is not even second-rate. More than that I will not say. (I said it in the title, anyway.) I want historical films to feel like a person is transported to a different era and time. If Sci-Fi, world of imagination and wonder. If horror...well, you get the idea.

This is none of those. I wish I enjoyed it, but I merely "watched" it without the slightest emotional engagement. I will hope for Ms. Pinkett-Smith to deliver something akin to The Matrix (VERY well-written), or even Godzilla (the 2014 film, not the horrible 1998 version). Please, at least throw me a bone!!I got nothing to gnaw on here.
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10/10
The Children's Classic of All Time
12 April 2023
What's to say about a movie that is so Beloved? As the opening paragraph posits, this is a movie for "The Young In Heart."

What's less apparent is that this is the Christian parable of "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." Dorothy arrives in Oz, wipes out the local bad Hag, and is proclaimed a national treasure. She books on, meets Straw, Tin and Hairy. And in the process they all grow into something more than there were than when they met. And then the three risk their lives to save Dorothy. Everyone knows the story plot. And The Tornado alone was a spectacular special effects piece, especially given that this is 1939. Nothing like it had ever been seen. And it was utterly realistic!!! It holds it own, even 84 years later. The genius that went into that creation still boggles my mind (and I watched it just now, for nothing other than to see it again! It NEVER fails to make my jaw drop!) Phenomenal!!! That and Garland's completely effortless version of "Over The Rainbow," where she opens her mouth and the music just POURS out without her even seeming to move her vocal cords, makes this a stellar film for The Ages. And every other piece of music, from when Dorothy is caught up inside the tornado, to the utterly unforgettable "Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead," is great. Rarely has another soundtrack mimicked the action of the scene so perfectly

Excellently acted by all parties, but especial credit goes to Margaret Hamilton as The Wicked Witch of The West. She drives the entire. Story. It's worth seeing it just to see her pure wickedness in the film. She is very credibly evil, which cannot be said for all villains in films (some just seem angry, the ol' "chip-on-the-shoulder" type. Hamilton exceeds that by far!

I first saw this when I was 5 or 6 in the late 50s, when they started showing in on the tv in November. The (American) world stopped: rarely was anyone I ever knew doing anything other than watching this movie. Dorothy ruled and the plot is quite coherent. What is there to say? THE Greatest Children's Story of all Time. Whoever doesn't like this is a curmudgeon, or, as one of the first paragraphs in the book said about Uncle Henry, "Uncle Henry had never known Joy."

But that's okay, because this movie has withstood the test of time for the rest of us. It has been translated into over 50 languages. A movie only for those who are still "Young At Heart."

Hail Dorothy, indeed!!
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3/10
The Exodus Here is The People Leaving the Theatre
12 April 2023
Warning: Spoilers
This is really God-awful.o energy, nothing.

The script is clunky. Disagree? Close your eyes, listen to the dialogue and tell me that this doesn't sound like a World War I movie - but without any good dialogue. Moses yells "Go! That's an order!" Does that sound like dialogue from 1300 years before Jesus' birth, or a bad B movie of the 60s or 50s? I suppose some will argue that Moses COULD sound like a 20th century general, but they'd be wrong. Again. The slaves get to practice in the desert? Weren't they slaves making bricks, or serving the Egyptians? I guess they earned "time off" for good behavior and then had the actual equipment to make arrows and bows and string up mock statutes to loose their arrows upon. In other words, no enslaved population you've ever heard of had enough time for mock battles. But these guys do!! Bale is emotionally dead, as is Ben Kingsley. Quite unexpected for such exalted actors. Maybe the actual performance is on the cutting floor of the editor's office, but he must have been sleepwalking when he cut the final film. Good Jesus, save me!! And Ramses talks like Steven Segal. Is this Egypt, 1400 BCE or Europe 1950/60/70. I'm listening to the dialogue without look at the film, and it sounds like 20th century England (ok, 20th century Los Angeles, then). Fascinating to watch it without watching it, trying to figure out the country, the era or anything else. It should have been called 'The Lost World.' And God show up as a preternaturally calm 6 year old sitting on a rock in the desert. Here's some of the dialogue.

Moses to God: Where have you been?

God to Moses: Watching you Fail Moses to God: Wars of Attrition Take Years God to Moses: At this rate, you'll take years. A generation.

Moses to God: I am prepared to fight that long.

God to Moses: I am not Moses to God: I thought were were making progress. Now You're impatient, after 400 years of slavery.

And Moses finally yells at God: Well why did you take me away from my family?!?!?

God: I didn't. YOU did.

And so it goes. (God wins, of course, as if there was any doubt)

For some, it will be entertaining for the special effects (and for some, that's all they require), but a "good movie?" I think not.

This is just laughably bad. For people who just go for visuals, fine. But for people looking for a coherent script, it is as bad as the critics said.
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The Sandman (2022– )
9/10
Fantastic Series
28 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
The Sandman is an outstanding series, reminding us of how our dreams - and nightmare - drive us to live, love, hate, fail or succeed and - in some scenarios - die. Which is what happens to the Sandman himself.

The Sandman is the Lord of Dreams and rules over the dreams and nightmares of mankind. That is, until he is captured by a mortal using spells, one who hopes to capture Death and bring his son back to life. For 100 years, The Sandman is held captive by the mortal sorcerer. But that is not the story.

The plot is excellent, and each episode demonstrates that even Entities can learn lessons.

The acting is superb: Tom Sturridge as The King of Dreams exudes a dark, foreboding presence, from the beginning to the end of Season 1. And every actor is excellent.

I've seen the other reviews, and all I can say is that if you need constant "action" and special effects, put that down to a lack of curiosity about life. This series is for the perceptive, receptive person asking existential questions. The Lord of Dreams is himself lost, and only finds himself after going to Hell Itself, and even then, he finds something more powerful than him - or his sister, Death. And his mischievous brother, Loki...I mean, Desire.

And for once, the writers write elegantly, where - in a fantasy world - no one uses modern words, such as "seriously" or "lets do this." The pace of the writing keep The Sandman firmly anchored in the realm of fantasy. Not for those who need the quick fix of action, action, action. In fact, the slower pace (including not having one single actor who rushes thru his/her lines) gives the series a gravity not often found in modern tv (where everyone talks overly fast, makes a declarative sentence sound like a question).

One stays gripped in uncertainty, because, do we ever know how our dreams will end? Are they not different every night? As is each episode. Just excellent. I'd give it a 10, except, after 7 decades, I've learned to avoid hyperbole.

A series particularly captivating for those who have lived past the first 40 years of life, a time when our dreams must be recast. And in astrology, the greatest time of sad reflections occurs from 40-43 the Neptune/Neptune square (a square = a challenge). Neptune rules our dreams, visions - and delusions. And if one has many unpleasant Neptune aspects in the natal chart, one lives in delusion (along with the imbibing of drugs and alcohol, because the real world is too harsh, and dreams are a way to avoid them.) A series reflecting Life - its dreams, fantasies and delusions, delusions we maintain until the Mid-Life. If you're not there yet, you will see this for yourself. I found myself wondering if the writers have any knowledge of astrology, because this series certainly delivers on the gift of dreaming. Or the curse of illusions.
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7/10
Shazam Made the Gods Furious...So The Gods Punished them at the Box Office. But the Last 40 minute...
20 March 2023
Who even wants to write a disappointing review?

If you like crash, bang boom, and that is what constitutes "entertainment," then this is for you. And I support the superhero genre, BUT...

The movie - like Shazam - gets slammed into the ground for the leaden acting (it pains me to see Helen Mirren's acting be so...dead). Same for Lucy Liu, Rachel Zegler and (most of) the rest of the cast. The exceptions are the parents Cooper Andrews and Marta Milans. The moments they were onscreen were endearing and charming. Even Djimon Honsou's talents were wasted.

The movie is fine if one likes special effects, but other than that, it is hardly magical - or even intelligent. One hopes for it to get off the ground, but it only does that the last 40 minutes. However, those last forty minutes redeem the movie.

However, reading other reviews, some people liked it and I am glad for them. But if you want an intelligent screenplay and good writing, this is not for you. I'd wait until it comes out on streaming, which, given the poor box office, will come sooner rather than later. And even THAT is disappointing to type. I wanted it to be so much better, even if only for the careers of the actors involved. But it just isn't.
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Titans (I) (2018–2023)
5/10
Big on violence, Not On Writing
25 December 2022
Lots of violence. Robin is forever walking out of rooms with the bag guy not comply subdued. Then they escape. This shows the writing as uneven. No one completes a conversation, but simply says "I have to go," with no explanation as to why. Kory dresses like a street walker, and the clothing never changes in Season 1. I stopped there:?if 13 episodes doesn't help tge storyline become coherent, that's a "tell. "

A series of angry/depressive characters, all lost to some early life tragedy. Happy moments are exceedingly rare. Great for those who need constant violence, because that's the plot, the "raison d'etre." Not for me, but maybe for others.
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6/10
Good, but very similar to Tales From The Crypt
28 October 2022
This reminds me of nothing so much as Tales From The Crypt, which might predate the majority of viewers here. If someone has not, however, seen those types of series before, this may be a new experience.

So much of the storyline revolves around people who do not believe in the supernatural and discover - to their horror- that it does indeed exist, especially episodes 1, 2 and 4. (I haven't seen episode 5 yet.) I rate this 6 stars, because there is very little here that I have not seen in the past 70 years of watching tv. This is a case of all-that's-old-is-new-again (but only if you're 20, 30 or maybe even 40). It would need to be more original for me to give it a higher rating.

In nearly all cases, the disbelief causes the downfall of the principal character, particularly in episode 4, where the artist is so dimwitted (although a highly rated artist), that he never "gets it." Over and over and over, he returns to the scene of the "crime," which is seeing the dark side in a fellow artist's paintings, without once having a moment of clarity in 50 minutes that causes him to not associate with his fellow artist, who introduces him to "the dark side" that shows up in paintings. I kept wanting to slap him in the face, and way "WAKE UP, KID!" so that he did not just keep living a kind of deja vu.

It is, nonetheless, well done and I think most people will rate it higher because it's the first time for them. And it deserves its audience; it is not "simplistic" horror as are so many series (Friday the 13th comes to mind), but well-crafted.
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8/10
All Things Unfold with Time
11 September 2022
The series is coherent, but starts off with softness and Joy. It quickly introduces the sorrow that is to follow, but as of episode 3, the plot is still unfolding, and we really know little, other than that Galadriel is not "wise" yet (give her another 5,000 years!) Honestly, I am watching it unfold as a flower does. Some seem to wish everything to proceed at THEIR pace (this is...very human). It's not like House of Dragons with the dragons burning everything up (for some people, this is "progress," but it is not: it is simply what happens when you cannot sit still for any appreciable length of time without needing to be "stimulated." Dragons is all sword and fire: The Rings of power is subtlety with the plots hidden within. Is that Gandalf who fell from the sky in a fiery comet-like corona? We'll have to wait. That's what's generating the low reviews. I'm old (72) and I've learned to be patient. I was annoyed with Wanda Vision because the first three black-and-white episodes reminded me of '50s tv shows Then came episode 4 and WHOA! I had to re-write my acid-and-vinegar review.

There is an invasion coming. Sauron? We don't know, but maybe. The Halflings (hobbitts) are a little more inquisitive than the ones in LOTR, and that's to the good.

The best thing is that (aside from some absurd 20th century dialogue, ("Lets do it!"), it conveys a sense of another world, another time and another dimension. That's what makes fantasy good. It's what made LOTR great. I suggest you simply watch and wait for it to unfold. I'm sure Rotten Tomatoes got "bombed" or whatever you kids call it. A 30% rating? You all need to be sent to bed without dinner (and your smartphones). Poppycock! Someone hated that show enough to try to discourage anyone from watching. If you have a brain of your own, USE IT! It is intelligent, flowing...and NEW. If you have ADHD, and need to see a battle every five minutes, then come back in 5 weeks, when you can see the whole thing and THEN rate it. Right now, it's mysterious, which I, as someone seeing the end of the Road of Life up ahead, I don't mind mystery, thank you very much. To be serious,he writers are not tipping their hand yet. I'm confident that will change shortly.
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8/10
Enjoyable with the Usual Caveats...
17 July 2022
I enjoyed this much more than the first release. As someone else said, one understood the motivations of the characters a bit more.

That said, has anyone noticed that, no matter how powerful the super evil being his, his lackeys ALWAYS have 1) terrible aim when shooting, 2) can easily be killed/dispatched with a punch to the face (I guess aliens have the same organs in the same places, although that's pretty unrealistic) or being impaled on a spike and 3), are usually inept without being told EXACTLY what to do. I mean, regarding my second point, The Martian Manhunter's heart is not in the place where human's hearts are, so why are Darkseid's minions? This is a general flaw when there are aliens, Men in Black being one of the few exceptions. Everyone has the same physiology. It would be nice to see exceptions, except that would make the filmmakers jobs much harder, I suppose Still....(sigh). And the dialogue is still pedestrian, as in many of these movies. Steppenwolf grabs Cyborg to prevent him from separating the mother boxes and Cyborg yells, "Get the hell off me!" Yes, THAT'S what you tell someone who's trying to kill you, right? A bit more sophistication in screenwriting would be welcome. It seems that no matter what century a movie takes place in, one hears "Seriously" and "Lets do this." (I'm 100% certain that Elizabethans never uttered the phrase "lets do this". EVER.) But dialogue is the common thread that keeps movies from achieving greatness (even if the movie itself is likable). Oh, well...

Also, there must be two edits of this movie. I've seen it before, and there were scenes that are not in this one, such as the resurrection of Superman. It's just SLIGHTLY different than when I watched it before, but I found myself asking, "Why didn't_______ (insert a superbeing's name) say what he said last time?" And plot holes: any old earth technology can blow up an alien force field quit easily. Or any other earth weapon. Are there no aliens who are immune to guns, or don't get knocked out by a punch to the solar plexus? Apparently not. Nice to know we're all built the same, no matter what Universe we come from. OY.

As for the length: I must be older than most of you (I KNOW I am: I'm 72), but I remember when I was young, we would go to the movies at 1 pm and not come out until 5 pm. It was what was then called "a double feature." So, it would seem some of you need shorter movies (thank God Lord of The Rings was made when you were 5, or each movie would have been 100 minutes long, thereby ruining the magnificent saga that each movie turned out to be).

Relax!!! Learn to sit and enjoy long movies and forget about the world (and your phones!).

Good movie!!

P. S. And someone forgot to tell the screenwriters that the Justice League never kills their enemies and most definitely NOT Diana (Wonder Woman). Yet, here, she cuts off Steppenwolf's head as he is hurtling back thru Darkseid's portal. The only other death was when Superman killed Zod previously and in the comic books, that was the FIRST time Superman had killed a foe. (Just a little background on DC heroes, at least in the 60s, 70s, 80s. Superman then killed Doomsday (who returned the favor!) in 1992.
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The Umbrella Academy (2019–2024)
7/10
Premise Good, storyline good, scriptwriting mediocre...
7 July 2022
I like the series. It's enjoyable, although absolutely every character has daddy issues. The issues get in the way of effective communication, but this is the scriptwriter's mediocre abilities. No one every seems to finish a conversation, and characters are constantly leaving just as someone says, "So-and-so, WAIT!" (Which the person never does).

I agree with Jacaolda who wrote that they don't learn from past mistakes. The biggest mistake is the character of Allison, whose talent always starts with her saying, "I heard a rumour..." By the time she finished saying whatever it is that can paralyze her enemy, the could have shot her, stabbed her, cut her head off. She is as slow as molasses to finish her "hex," and is always knocked in the head by whoever is fighting them. Either have her learn to talk faster or just shut her up. It IS annoying to watch.

Diego is the angry, short-tempered guy about whom it is impossible to believe him capable of loving anyone, despite statements by others to the contrary.

Enjoyable storyline, but really, FIX THE WRITING.
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Moon Knight (2022)
9/10
A Great Series. IF you don't have a short attention span...
28 June 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Moon Knight is an excellent series, particularly if you enjoy the complexities of the human mind.

The main character has what most people would consider schizophrenia (if they think about it at all), but it's actually Dissociative Identity Disorder. This is what makes for a confusing beginning, straight through to the middle episodes and will drive those with no understanding of psychology crazy. But if you stick with it, all those weird things, like reflective surfaces where one personality "talks" to another begin to make sense.

Isaacs, the main character (Steven/Marc) does a great job of portraying someone who believes he is simply dreaming half the time, but then wakes up in other Countries (hard to square with simply thinking you're crazy), and convincingly - although reluctantly - allowing his other "alter" personality to take over in certain situations.

Some things make you crazy, such as (as someone else pointed out), the other Gods can't tell when one character (the bad guy) is lying. Something not very credible (If you're a God, shouldn't you KNOW someone is lying?!?) but hey, that's how the cookie crumbles in this series.

Konshu, the God of the Night (and the God who creates his Moon Knight avatars through the centuries) is acerbic, brusque and sharp in his speech ("Oh no, the idiot's back!") when Steve, the mild-mannered (Clark Kent?) personality is in ascendance. Konshu's a hoot. He's also as manipulative as Palpatine in Star Wars! But he has a genuine sense of justice, and punishing the bad guy, so... Anyway, a good series, even if it doesn't satisfy the lets-have-a-fistfight-in-every-episode crowd. You know, the ones who think Superman should be always throwing a punch at his enemies instead of using one of his fifty other powers. Oy vey!

If you can't get through an episode that has quiet, introspective periods for 15 minutes, don't watch this. Sort attention span has its own drawbacks, and this series will aggravate it!!!

I have watched parts of this series 3 times (some episodes twice, because they were so riveting) and they hold up as well the third time as they did the first.

And please, ignore reviews that claim that anyone who gives it a low review is a "hater." There is such a thing as critical evaluation, and some people watch it just for the kicks, and others watch it for how smoothly the storyline flows. Jeez, people nowadays cannot seem to tolerate that someone else will hate what they like, or vice versa. So, you find "10" ratings as a reaction to someone else giving it a "3", and not for the series on its own merits. I guess you have to be an old coot like me to know that we don't all agree on ANYTHING.

Watch it for yourself. I find it quite well-done, and after 70 years of watching movies, I trust my own opinion. That doesn't mean that you should! But it does manage to transport you in a way that many other movies/series to not. You can believe you are in Egypt, and the detail to the mummies and symbols of ancient Egypt are accurate, especially episodes 4 and 5 (the explanation of the Eye of of Horus is correct in its translation of each of the six senses (smell, touch, hearing, etc.)) Most series do not decipher symbols in such detail and it's pretty cool to learn something new while being entertained.

The surprise ending, with Dissociative Identity Isorder being much more complex than it originally appeared, is superb. It is, shall we say, the 'Twist' in psychological terms. And the 'twist' in the plot. It's a real killer!

For ME, it's a winner. For you, who knows??
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