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The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
A good idea wasted in a crap of a movie
Mr. Stoker is rolling in the tomb with this crap adaptation of one of the best passages of the book (Bram Stoker´s Dracula)! NO ONE lives in the end of the journey of the Demeter. And the ship are docked on the port, with rats and a plague infestation. The girl never know how to use a rifle (she is from a village in Romania and Dracula´s slave) and the negro (not black, the term used then is negro) are not accepted in cambridge back then, only a few more years after. The final scene is ri-di-cu-lous! The guy is gonna turn to be a new van helsing!!! What a waste of time (and money). Avoid it!!!
The Sandman (2022)
very disappointed
I´m not a die hard fan of sandman, but love the original. And this series is lame, clean, bore and almost looks like a disney production. WTF?!? Very disappointed.
Teenage Innocence (1973)
better than expected
This was a surprise to me. I think it´s better than the two movies it inspired; 'death game' and 'knock knock'. Very adult and with beautiful natural girls.
Speed Racer (2008)
champion of bore
When I was a kid I really like the Speed Racer's cartoons, 'cause it brings to me a different approach in the genre, like no other cartoon on television. Everything is joyful: the characters, the theme song, the cars, the races... so, when I leave the room where a premiere of the Speed racer action movie was presented, I was extremely sad.
What I watched was a slow, bore, lifeless movie, trying to disguise behind a million of colours and special effects. The actors are lame (even the good ones, like john goodman), the plot is pointless, the race scenes are artificial and cold... I understand that the wachowski brothers are trying to do a innovative movie, but they failed badly.
I think the only demographic that wanna like this movie are the small children (under ten) who likes video games like mario kart, for instance. I don't know if I expected so much, but it's a big no no.