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Reviews
El Contrato (2009)
Really really bad
It's sad that an action movie which is supposed to leave you at the edge of your seat turns into a comedy. I was with a group of friends watching this movie on the TV and we spent the whole time saying "what a terrible lousy movie". It has scenes that make absolutely no sense and seem to have been copied from other action movies. At the end of the movie we were all confused about the plot and why were those scenes even there. Then the part where the Portuguese actors try to speak English is so lame, saying "fek" and "fok" which made us laugh hysterically... The love scenes between Julia and Peter were so forced and fake... The acting was so so bad.... Then the unnecessary nudity it's just something they filmed to put on the trailer so that it would catch the attention of possible viewers... The only reason I can find for the lousiness of this movie is that they didn't watch it before they released it for the premiere, because there is no one with a normal working brain that could watch that movie and not say "what a piece of crap!". If you want to see a good Portuguese movie in the same genre try Call Girl.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Just a waste of time and money!!
I went to the cinema to watch this movie and I wanted to kick my own ass for watching it!!!! The beginning, when the little girl was entering the room was really scary! I was freaking out and loving it! But after that, I couldn't get not a single little bit scared! It was so awful that people were getting out of the cinema in the middle of the movie!!! 1 - First of all, what's with putting stupid characters on the movie? Why did the stupid blond girl go after the dog if it was proved that the zombies had no interest in it?... Ridiculous!! 2 - Second, yeah everyone is dying, it's complete chaos, there are zombies everywhere, oh that is making me horny, let's have sex...??! 3 - Where did the zombies come from?! At least in the Resident Evil movie they had an explanation... And yes I did have a laugh on the celebrities look a likes shooting, but it wasn't worth the money and time spent on watching this piece of s***!! This is the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life and I can't believe it has such a high rating!!! :S Not worth seeing! Terrible! My rating would be 0/10 (or even a negative rating) but since such thing is not possible I'll have to give it a 1/10.