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Land of the Lost (2009)
Fun, Fun, Funny.... Period.
I get such a kick out of people who have to break down a movie like this and bash it every which way. I didn't see this movie until I bought the DVD. I figured my kids would enjoy it and I remember watching the original show back in the days of the Croft Superstars. The more adult twists and innuendo's make for a laugh out loud movie. I absolutely loved Will Farrell in this. I've owned the movie for about a month and the kids have watched it at least 50 times. If your looking for Gone With the Wind or a movie of that caliber, this is not for you. If you want to laugh and enjoy a fun movie and love "great" show tunes, I highly urge you to do yourself a favor and rent/buy this movie.
Cheap (1974)
Quoting It's Lines For Years
I stumbled across this movie in a mom & pop 80's movie rental place. It was on the bottom shelf and being the crazy 20 something I picked it up. My girl and friends loved it so much that when the mom & pop closed and they sold off all their titles, I bought it (VHS). Still have it and every once in a while I'll pop it in for a chuckle. A buddy of mine and I still joke around quoting lines from it. The cop/lesbian(s)/duck scene is one of the all time favorites and is probably the cause for an earlier than normal demise of the late great John Wayne. I'm not much of a movie critic but I will say that this is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. "You've been on my s$%t list for so long that I had to make a new s$%t list, you know, like private stock." "Duck's don't love America, they fly over it and leave big green kaka all over it. Why just the other day I was havin a drink of java and a duck flew over and left a duck terd in my coffee cup. Ducks love America." Crazzzzzzy!!
Forest of the Damned (2005)
Very Few Movies Drive Me To...
turning them off before the closing credits start rolling. This was one of those few. I'm sorry I spent the $7.00 buying this movie and may consider either tossing it or using it to shim a kitchen table.
The movie opens with a couple making out on the hood of a new Mercedes Benz. Within the first 2 minutes, the "fallen angels" arrive, start making out with the guy who basically walks away from his girl friend. The angels go from beautiful to hideous with no care to how the special effects are done and basically kill the guy.
At this point, I'm saying.. "hmm, okay, I'll give it a bit more.. at least up to Savini"
The main characters were pathetic and the obnoxious sister was just overly obnoxious to the point of total annoyance.
Tom Savini comes in as a crazed homeowner with a house that's prolly 2-3 miles from his mailbox with no driveway.. yeah sure. His acting is terrible (stick to effects, make-up and George Romero cameo's please).
The "fallen angels" are played by cute girls, but not angelic looking by any means. Pretty but not gorgeous.
Bottom line checklist as to what this movie is lacking:
-Background story -Effects -Acting -Budget -Scares
What the movie offers:
-Total boredom
Take your money and your time and watch something, anything else.