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Self Reliance (2023)
Could have been great.
Jesus. This movie could have been great. The concept was intriguing. The acting was horrible and why was Anna Kendrick in it? They want you to think he's in his own head having a schizophrenic break.....making the whole "game" up. The movie SHOULD have ended with him running away from the sumo wrestler and Sinbad into that warehouse and finding out he was crazy. The ending was so freaking bad. The game was real, he made out with about $150k after its converted from Danish Krokes or whatever. He never sees Anna's character again as it ends at her doorstep. Like I said this could have been a great movie but it ended up sucking.
A Glitch in the Matrix (2021)
Dumb
No scientific merit. This is all dumb stories that have nothing to do with the computer simulation theory. Alot of talking in circles and not much else. At one point one of the animated not scientists said because he didn't die while driving drunk that he must be in a simulation. Pretty dumb movie. I had to watch it all to see if it improved and it didn't.
The Map of Tiny Perfect Things (2021)
Ripoff
This is a ripoff of Palm Springs. Which I'm sure was a rip off of another film but this was like 4 years apart. Have people really gotten this lazy? Not just that it's a blatant copy it's just not good also.
Turquoise Fever (2019)
More fake scripted
Just bad directing and forced situations. From the fake excavator falling off the hill to Donna's character pushing the guys to reopen her mine. Why can't them producers just let the people do what they do and if it makes a show great. But this is so faked and forced its hard to watch. What saves it is they really are mining and it really is tough work. All these types of shows are faked and scripted to the point its just not worth watching.
Corner Gas (2004)
It's like a comedy without the laughs.
About as funny as you'd expect.......jk much less funny than you'd expect. It's forced, unbelievable and unrelateable. Mayne you do have to be from caniDUH to find rhe humor. But for the rest of the world it's just bad.
Night Sky (2022)
Slow slow slow
They could have fit the first 4 episodes (4 hours) into a 30 minute episode. It's chalked full of great acting but the director needs some caffeine. It's just not good enough to keep a person interested.
Life After Death with Tyler Henry (2022)
Who watches this crap
Like seriously who watches this crap and enjoys it? Even if you do believe in people talking to dead people you have to know this crap is faker than fake. We watched a couple episodes and even my wife(who eats this stuff up) thought this was one of dumbest shows on the internet). Just because it can be a show doesn't mean it should. I'm sure there are tons more believable people that could have played the part better.
Bill Nye Saves the World (2017)
Bill Nye The Woke Guy
It's just bad. Lol. Remember his show when we were kids. 1-3rd grade we had his show on everyday. At some point he left science behind and decided to do whatever this is. It's not science, it's not real and it's not even a 1 star show. Had they just grew up the old show its would have been a hit.
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
Random
This movie is so random and dumb it hurts to watch. Data from the Goonies got old. Not sure how it got an 8.7 on here but who knows. It's a 2 hour movie about random acts causing this lady to shift through multiple dimensions.
Jackass 4.5 (2022)
Too little to woke
Mandatory black and female cast members. It's awkward and woke. Where is the Asian cast member? From the get go it was easy to see this movie was forced and say what you will the new cast members were mandatory to be aired on Netflix.
Love on the Spectrum (2019)
Actors
So I'm suspicious that a few of these people are not on the spectrum and are but actors. Time will tell. The show is yet another show trying to capitalize on the autism spectrum.
Cannabis Evolution (2019)
Maybe have a talk with your audio engineer.
I kept thinking this show was out of sync with the audio. From the beginning to the awkward still images at the end. I just don't think this was well made. A kid with an iPad and iMovie could have done a better job.