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American Psycho (2000)
Neat idea, but to much sex
Neat idea, and adds a strange twist at the end of the movie, I had to look it up to see what happens and what it means. The movie is decent and the actors are pretty good, but you mine as well just call it a 2 hour pornography film with a decent story. The amount of sex scenes is absurd and kinda annoying. Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) is a murderer who kills women. He picks up hookers, and invites friends to his apartment so he can lure them in with sex, and then murders them during sex. Don't watch around your parents if they aren't ok with you seeing this kids. The movie is, like I said, neat, and I did enjoy it. It's just full of sex and annoying. But overall 7/10, neat idea, just think the author of the book was really horny when they wrote the book.
Whiplash (2014)
Perfect (CONTAINS A LOT OF SPOILERS, LIKE ALOT)
This movie is amazing and just absolutely beautiful. It's about a percussion student who wants to peruse a career in music, but after getting picked by the instructor he really wanted, he realizes he's not a good man. He emotionally and physically hurts his students to make them succeed. He causes a student to commit suicide, which he lies about by saying he died in a car accident. The instructor verbally abuses his students and they do succeed. The main character literally dedicates a lot of blood, a lot of sweat, and a lot of tears so this career, and ultimately succeeds. You don't need much knowledge on music to watch the movie, and all you really need to know is what is a metronome is and what it does, what a whole note, half note, and quarter note are, and what BPM is. Do not put this on around kids that you don't want hearing homophobia and just straight up sexual remarks, the instructor uses a lot of different insults, including homophobia, fat shaming, and other insults to hurt his students. Truly an amazing movie.
Emesis Blue (2023)
One of the best movies you could ever see
I might spoil some stuff in this review, so don't blame me if you read this review, read the warning that is written, and still read it without watching it
This movie is an experience in itself. The movie was made by a dedicated group of fans for the video game Team Fortress 2 by ValvE. The game is very old, yet still extremely popular and this movie is just... wow. The movie starts out with a doctor who thinks he is sane after a fictional war, but slowly realizes that he isn't, partly because of a medicine that the government is making him take. No amount of words could describe how amazing this movie is. The voice acting isn't done by the official voice actors of these characters, but still manages to sound near spot on with every character. The movie has few jump scares because that isn't the horror that Fortress Films was looking for. They wanted a physiological horror that really will mess with you. The movie will without a doubt leave you confused on some aspects which is why I recommend this video:
"Emesis Blue - TF2's Most Disturbing Masterpiece" by "TheWhat Show" on YouTube.
This video has everything you need to understand the movie. I couldn't recommend this movie more, BUT IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED THE GAME TF2 OR HAVE 0 KNOWLEDGE ON IT YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOUR FIRST TIME WATCHING!!! If you have access to a low-mid end PC at the least, that has windows 10 or 11, go install Steam, setup and account, and play some TF2. Or watch the Meet The Team TF2 videos on YouTube for a general idea. Overall, this movie is just amazing and overall I give it a 10/10, for amazing animation and pushing the Source Film Maker engine to its limits, amazing acting, and an amazing story line.