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Mindcage (2022)
HATED IT
I can truly say that I dislike this movie. I knew from The moment I Saw the lead actress that I was going to hate this movie. She was an annoying Karen for the lack of a better term and we all know what that term is. For them to write her as the survivor was just beyond annoying if I could give this a negative 10 I would. She came in with her privileged attitude, demanding and rude ways. I believe I've wasted more time than I care to have on this film so I wish I could just simply leave it at this. It's a hard pass. But I can't because I need 80 more characters. There really isn't more that needs to be said about this garbage that I just wasted more than an hour of my life on. Quota met don't watch this mess. I will say that all the acting was pretty good I enjoyed it all except for the lead actress she's what killed this movie for me.
Caught Inside (2010)
Trash!!!
The movie starts off okay. I guess you could say that the first and second act were fine it's the third act that get stupid. When Bobby and bull were on the boat before bull straps Bobby to the anchor, all Bobby had to do was push Bull over and that would have been the end of it. But what really got me is the fact that after Archie's b**** ass woke up, he was the sorriest sack of crap I ever did see, all he did was cry. After Archie woke up and at this point Bobby was attached to the anchor with the remaining people on the boat it was still four against one, it was four against One, I kept saying that it's four against one over and over and over and over. Big thick heavy glass mugs all over the table perfect weapon. None of them tried to fight it's like are you serious. I really don't need to go any further other than the fact that I need to finish up the minimum character limit. In summation I would say that this movie was trash the ending killed it for me the sheer stupidity.
Father of Flies (2021)
BORING!!!
It's definitely a very slow burn. There was no character development, so you really don't care about any of the characters. I would like to have known what happened with the marriage, and why they split up. I would like to know what kind of mental illness the wife had that cause issues in their marriage. I would like to know why the teenage girl was so distraught. I would like to know why the little boy was such a crybaby. Now I do understand how teenagers and young boys operate but besides those facts, I would like to know their personal story. It seems like he substituted one crazy wife for another. What role did the neighbor play was she a witch etc.. so in a nutshell there were a lot of unanswered questions, and honestly I really don't know what happened or what the movie was about. I've watched reviews on YouTube they were unhelpful and have read written reviews on IMDb they were also unhelpful. Plenty of people say they understand what happened but no one actually says what this film was about. So I know apparently the young boy died when his psycho mama took him on her journey to carbon monoxide poisoningville, but what was alI the ghostly stuff at the end. Why did she chase down the teenage daughter and stab her why didn't the teenage daughter just go back to the car which she left running with the windshield wipers going and the door open which was a real s***** thing to do, all because of boyfriend was having a conversation with some other chick. What role did the neighbor play, what was the clown all about. What did the father do after running over his psycho new baby's mama. Just too many unanswered questions for me so it's the one wish I could give it a negative one.
End of the Road (2022)
MEH!!
It was okay. The acting and actors and actresses were great all the way around the sheriff, Queen latifah, Ludacris, the children.
I see a lot of people saying that the children were defiant and disobedient as well as bratty, I will say that they were a little bratty but as far as defiant and disobedient they were about as average as today's children, and I only say that because I've seen so much worse in movies. Don't get me wrong me and my siblings were nowhere near defying or disobedient, we weren't angels but we had mad respect for our mom.
I would say really the only thing that teed me off was the fact that Queen latifah continued to try to play the role of a noble person, which stemmed from a Christian background. I don't like that, I think that the way we were taught religion was a way to tame us, and there's plenty of evidence of that I won't get into it. However all in all again she played her role perfectly, I mean her and Luda are vets in the game.
I'm glad Reggie did take some of the money that's one thing that really saved the movie for me and made me give it at least a five.
Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!
I rate movies either a 1 I didn't like it, 5 it was okay, or 10 it was great. I rate this movie a 10. It had great acting, a great storyline, it was very suspenseful, very intriguing, very interesting, I'm talking clinch your butt cheeks suspenseful. It also had a great ending. I give this movie a 10 and two thumbs up. I really don't have much else to say about this film, but since I have to I will say this, it's been a while since I've seen a good movie start to finish and I've watched a lot of movies the newer ones and this recent crap that's come out over the past decade or so, they just really stopped making good movies. But I'm glad to see that this one was a great one I highly enjoyed it, and I highly recommend it.
Fall (2022)
I hate these type of movies!!!
My scoring scale is either 1 I didn't like it 5 it was okay or 10 it was great, that is usually what I stick to. I give this a one because I hate these type of movies. By these type of movies I mean movies where they just sit in one area I.e. Trapped in a boat, trapped in a room, trapped in a basement, trapped 2,000 ft in the damn air on a rusty ass pole without letting anybody know where you are not taking any safety precautions having any walkie talkies having anybody on the ground or anything like that type movies. So that basically sums it up about what this movie is. Also the main protagonist friend was so annoying that I actually couldn't wait for her to die. So once they finally made it to the top which is about halfway through the movie that's when I began to fast forward, I came upon the part where the girl realizes that her best friend has fallen and that she's dead, I was happy. At that point I just fast forwarded it unto the end. I didn't even watch this entire movie, again because I hate these type of movies. It's a 1 for me.
Ascendant (2021)
I watched the trailer and knew exactly how this movie would play out.
I watched the trailer of this movie and then I knew exactly how it was going to play out. Typical, boring, predictable, annoying, stupid etc movie... She's kidnapped she's on the elevator, she's tricked into thinking that she's talking to her uncle jack giving up all this pertinent information. She escapes and kills the bad guys after they kill her father. I was pretty much right with the exception of the fact that she didn't kill the main antagonist which was very stupid. But the main thing that teed me off was the fact that I knew that it was going to lead to pretty much nothing, all that power she had and possessed and we weren't going to get to see any of it, again I knew that from the trailer. I watched the movie and that's exactly what happens she disassembles a elevator and reassembles her face onto another elevator and she disassembles a safe she didn't do anything else. I spent enough time on this, so in summation I just simply say don't waste your time, cuz this is a very boring slow burn with a very unsatisfactory ending.
The Weekend Away (2022)
STUPID!!!
I'll keep it short and simple. Beth was not a shero she was an idiot. This movie sucked, and it wasn't as suspenseful as they make it to be. This says that I have to have at least 150 characters I really don't know what else to say about it other than it was stupid and I wouldn't recommend you watching hopefully this is enough for me to submit this review.