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Spider-Man: Lotus (2023)
15 minutes over and over
Mid writing unfortunately. It relies on one someone's death WAYYYYYY to much and has way too much out of context scenes just thrown in there. It adds tons of unresolved questions and when it builds to something, it will cut out instantly instead of actually letting it have a scene or part. Its practically 15 minutes looped for the entire movie and adds nothing too what we already knew. Theres also multiple long montages and dragged out parts just to add runtime, most of these are flashbacks. Let alone how rude peter is in this movie. Straight up savagely rude to people.
The only 2 things i can say i liked
1: the cgi is great for a fan film even though there wasn't a ton
2: the dialog flows well like an actual movies. This is easy to do but fan films can never get this right which this one did.
This movie could've easily passed as a normal movie that isn't even spider-man related.
Velma (2023)
Terrible
Genuinely terrible. After some friends said it was really bad I decided I wanted to see watch it and get a taste of how bad it really was. It was MUCH worse than I thought. Just who thought it was a good idea to make an adult scooby doo? It isn't funny goofy or at all enjoyable. Seriously just put a bad taste on the nostalgic franchise. I'm not much of a hater for tv shows but I wanted to come here to tell you this and make sure you don't waste your time watching this show. Bad pacing, unfunny and overall easily the worst show of 2023 and I can say that one month into the year. Moral of the story: Just don't watch it.