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DIY SOS (1999)
Nick
Does Nick Knowles actually do anything in these episodes? He walks around with a mug of tea or coffee wearing a fleece with paint or plaster over it presumably trying to make out he is hands on and part of the build team! Just be honest Nick and host the show without looking like you've worked on it . He constantly uses the phrase... We've done this...We've done that..
Give us a break dude you have never got your hands dirty on mucked in!
I like this show and what it does , especially Billy he is genuinely a decent and talented bloke. As are many of the other talented builders and decorators. Nick take off the obviously put on painted fleece and just get on with presenting.
Doc Martin (2004)
The copper's
I love this series, it's absolutely brilliant. The cast are great from the fantastic Martin Clunes and his aunty Joan the amazing Stephanie Cole and the wonderful Bert and Al. The only question is how on earth the PC Mylow and PC Penhale ever become copper's??? They are portrayed as completely incompetent and useless. I know it's Cornish based, but seriously? Even that neck of the country isn't that incompetent! It's embarrassing and a massive failure in the writers , unless they want to suggest that Cornish people are that stupid and incompetent?! How did Mylow and Penhale even become coppers and pass the exams ?
Call the Bailiffs: Time to Pay Up (2021)
Grandma???
On the whole I like this program, however are we honestly meant to believe the grandmother with the bleached blonde hair is of any use? How is she going to do anything or be of any benefit/use in a conflict or confrontational situation? It's a joke, someone fitter and of better skills is being denied a decent job. I'm sure I'll probably get comments about my opinion, but why is an old aged pensioner being employed in career like that????!!?
She just sits in the van and probably needs a Zimmer frame to get out of said van . As I mentioned I like this program and it does seem genuine, and the rest of the team are professional. Just my opinion.
Kitchen Nightmares: Burger Kitchen: Part 1 (2011)
Complete rubbish
Where do you start?
The son is a complete little mummies boy that constantly cries. The mother is hideous, a vile woman. The father is a complete idiot. The only one who had any sense was the little boys girlfriend.
But hey , the whole show is scripted and fake anyway.
Also , this was filmed in America, the land of suing. Why didn't the little mummies boy Sue his parents or at least his father for theft and and the very least fraud?
I've since read that unsurprisingly the restaurant closed the following year . Daniel grow a pair you mummies boy . I do find this show ( well that's what it is!) entertaining though. A complete moneymaker for Ramsay!
Heartbeat: Night Mail (2007)
Laughable episode
It's clearly and plainly obvious that this was a take on the great train robbery, absolutely no imagination or creativity went into this episode. And the new copper ( the stiff as a board actor) who clearly cannot ride a motorcycle as is required by his character/ position in the police job he does. He is without a doubt sitting on a motorcycle fixed to a trailer followed by a camera crew..... lol . These episodes after they moved on from the character Rob Walker just went down hill. Talk about scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Absolutely rubbish filming and writing and production. I'm glad it finished not too long afterwards.
Heartbeat (1992)
Ddddddd...David!
I do like Heartbeat and have done for years from the start with Nick Berry , he was the best local PC .I think it has gone downhill progressively, but the one complaint is the character David . From a complete 'tard to suddenly having complete emotional and full understanding of his emotional condition and understanding of his abilities to then suddenly being a 'tard again!!!
It's also a shame the character Greengrass had to be written out ( well replaced) he was brilliant, the character Peggy is awful, with a horrible personality!
So to recap, David a simpleton then suddenly not!! Why??
Not a great actor either.