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Totally Nude Aerobics (1997)
Hmm... Hilarious, I guess
Am cleaning out my dad's apartment/estate stumbled upon this video while cleaning... Been kinda in a bad place because of that, but that being said this VHS is absolutely hilarious. White girls "dancing/doing aerobics" mostly to terrible music (completely nude, mind you) scene 2 is especially bad, so bad it's almost good, kinda like Con Air, or Waterworld. Obviously way different because it's not a real movie, would highly recommend if you need a laugh, definitely girlfriend/wife friendly because personally I'd think they'd find it absolutely ridiculous as well, just wow, sure no one will ever read this but if you have access to it, watch it. It's not sexy at all, it's funny. So 5 stars for those reasons alone, otherwise if you aren't into nudity or poorly made videos, skip this one for sure.
Halloween II (2009)
Ultimate Horror Movie?
I've never felt the need to write a review for a movie, although I read lots of reviews myself and generally trust the public opinion, but after watching this film and reading others reviews about it, I am appalled by how bad people have bashed this film.
I think that this is possibly the ultimate horror movie, it had all the components of what a real horror film should be. Who cares if Zombie took some creative liberties, I thought they were much needed and for the most part well done. Some say that the characters weren't likable, so...they're probably going to die anyway, I personally like what Zombie did with the characters, they are more real, more believable.
Yes it veered from the story line of the original, but that's what a re-make should be, who wants to watch the same exact movie that is just slightly different, why make it again in that case? And any of you that think the original eighties, one-dimensional, cookie cutter, piece of garbage "horror" movie was a classic or even remotely good, should break out your stone washed jeans, members only jacket, flock of seagulls cassette and snort another rail, because you must be high.
Do not be fooled, if you don't like Rob Zombie movies, or true horror movies for that matter, don't bother watching this one. But if you do have a true appreciation for a real gory blood-bath of a horror movie with a limited, although much more well done than the original, story line check this one out, it's a bloody good time.