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Girl in the Lift (2007 Video)

5/10

26 April 2024

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I liked hanna liska naked, which is the sole motive to watch this crap. Really good nudity and "sex", and that is it. You can barely call it a movie. Only scenes of delicious sexuality for those who enjoy it. The narratio ?? A joke. Hanna should have done only the nudity(cannot even say she is acting).

By the wy, in the scene where she is being violated by that monster, did anyone notice that there were 2 diffrerent pubic areas ????? 2 different girls ?? (one v-shaped and one just a small rectangle) that was a curiosity.

Nothing else to say about this thing....................................

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Terror on the Prairie (2022)

2/10

bad decisions

22 December 2023

This film is filled with people making bad choices, but the worst of all choices was mine, watching this crap

gina carano has some fighting skills that are completely absent/unnecessary here, so she was completely miscasted.

The plot is horrible, extremely slow and boring, the ending is some how predictable and the unknown cast make thins worse(i was astonished with the old unrecognizable Matthias Hues).

A woman decides to give shelter to four strangers when she is alone with two young children. Upon finding out they are criminals, she decide to confront them. ONE WOMAN AGAINST FOUR MEN !

The gunfight in the end, whatahell ??? Nobody can hit a shot ! And was established early that McAllister was a sharpshooter !!!!

Well, don't waste almost 2 hours of your time watching this, ok ?

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My Fair Lady (1964)

4/10

worst film of audrey

11 September 2023

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I just wanted to watch this film because of audrey and also because the story ws intersting, but i didn't realize it was a musical until the first song. And i hated it

the songs and dancing are more frequent than they should be making the movie way too long and they are horrible !

Also, there were 2 despicable and.unpleasant characters: the.misogynist and narcissist Higgins and the pathetic,loathesome Alfie. Disgusting characters.

The ending is quite disappointing with Eliza ending with Higgins after all he did and all she complained herself about him. Was nonsense...

Well, as always, Audrey was marvelous and saved the movie. It could be much, much, much better without the "musical" numbers...

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Alemão 2 (2022)

8/10

TV news, extended version

28 August 2023

For those who live in Rio de Janeiro(including me), this kind of movie is nothing more than an extended version of our daily news, because all they show are the conflicts between cops and drug dealers or dealers against rival dealers. The movie shows our reality(similiar to Elite Squad and Intervention).

But it is also some Brazilian version of the American movies about Marines against Muslims, almost the same thing.

Violence is heavy but real, and so is language, exactly as our real life.

Not exactly enterteining, it gives action, suspense and drama who are stronger to those who live this reality. Also, the movie criticizes the government and the police - useless but nice for those who do not know the famous violence and criminality of the "Wonderful City"

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Superman III (1983)

2/10

a joke

14 July 2023

I decided to watch this flick after decades and was quite disappointing. Pryor saves the day

some parts were suposed to be funny but failed miserably. The couple traveling to Colombia ? Come on, completely unnecessary ! There is no humor at all. Embarassing...

I didn't remember de stupid humor of this piece of garbage...only Pryor the villain is pathetic the fight between Super and Kent could have been mutch better. It was also quite pathetic. It was supposed to be one of the highlights but turned out to be too short and too lazy. Both Reeveses seemed to be tired and not in the mood to make the scene.

Only one question: how long did they take to build up that supercomputer and those missiles ???

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Renegades (2022)

4/10

expendables without adrenaline

7 January 2023

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Utterly disappointing I watched the movie because of the cast, but my favourites here - Trejo and Pare - have only cameos, Pare a dispensable part and Trejo just a small but nice part(he never wields guns so the poster lies). Mandylor have more time but I like him as a good guy...

I don't expect much action in a Brith movie, but in this case I was expecting some. But there is more drama than action(just like Villain, for instance). Lame.

Only three women in the movie and all of them are so ugly they are disgusting, especially the cop with dick lips.

Lee Majors deserved a better - and longer - part, and so dis Pare and Trejo.

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Wild Geese II (1985)

4/10

more of the same

5 January 2023

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A group of mercenaries is hired to rescue someone from a prison, and before that they are "trained" by a british sergeant major. Well, boh films share the same plot so i is more a copy than a sequel. But vorse.

I missed the action of the 1st movie, this one is a bit slow for me. The cast is nice, with edwad fox being th best thing in the film. And why is barbara carrera holding a gun in the poster if she is not one of the mercs ???

But the worst thing here is about sir laurence olivier. For his part hey could have cast any german or british eldery sparing the great actor of this role - small and weak. Shame...

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Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990)

3/10

CONNECTION WHAT ?

26 December 2022

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The Delta Forc(1986) was b far the best Chuck Norris movie ever. This one is...a complete waste of time !

Generic action with no thrilling sequences...Drago and Ryan deliver again pathetic and horrible performances. They are just embarassing ! But the most confusing part is: despite the title COLOMBIAN CONNECTION, i did'nt see or hear about this country ! It was shot in the Philippines and the locals look just like southern asias, not south americans !!!! Where the hell is Colombai ?????

The fate of Cota could be a lot better if McCoy had cut that rope.

Well...it dishonored the first film for sure.

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War (2019)

9/10

ADRENALINE AND CURRY

23 December 2022

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The movie is a great action movie - is India better than the USA in this ???? - but what i like the most is the large amount of nonsense and exagerations we don't see in a hollywood movie. But there is something in this movie that i couln't figure out: is there a church in the middle of the arctic circle ? And how the hell did Saurabh fight like Khalid in the final fight against Kabir ????? Besides, i could find elements of some US hits here, like Face/Off(change of appearence and villain taking place of hero), Mission Impossible 2(motorcycle chase) and Die Another Day/The Fate of the Furios(car chase in the snow).

Great Movie !!!!

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