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Twilight (I) (2008)
8/10
I Avoided this Movie for 2 Years
8 November 2010
because of all of the hype that surrounded it.

I wanted to wait a while before I saw it and also because I wanted to see it in my own home, not in a theater with a bunch of screaming 18 year olds.

I have to say I didn't really understand the attraction of Edward, until you really looked into his eyes and at the expressions he had on his face when he had to actually be with and smell Bella. It must be really hard to have to actually smell something you really want to eat, but can't because you love it soooo much.

After this movie was over, I have to admit I wanted to see the next installment (New Moon). Which of course I immediately went to BB to rent it.

I really would of liked to see Bella's father get a more active role in his daughter life. I mean I know, he felt that if he pushed her to hard, she would just leave like her mother did.

But sometimes, you just have to be hard on children, I mean she was in high school, which meant she wasn't 18 yet, so he did have total control over her. Like the scene when she wanted to leave Forks. The father didn't fight hard enough for her. I didn't feel she was fair to him at all, but then again she had to be mean to him, that was the only way he was going to survive.

I don't know, I still have a lot of questions I would like to ask, but hey, I'm sure they will be answered in the next two movies.
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Conviction (II) (2010)
Problem
28 October 2010
I would like to purchase the book about this film, but I cannot find it anywhere.

Can someone out there tell me what the books original title was.

I also searched under Betty Anne Waters, the writer of this story and found nothing.

I would very much like to read the book before I see the movie.

This looks to be like an amazing story.

I will check back in a couple of days to see if anyone responds.

I try to read the books before the movie actually comes out because I get a true sense of the movie before it comes out.

Thank you.
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The Mighty B! (2008–2011)
9/10
Great Show
27 September 2010
I watch it every morning before work. I love this show and I hope they bring it make next season.

That's the problem with today's Hollywood, they cancel the really good shows and keep the crap.

Who wants to see another Anime from Japan? I don't.

This is a cute and non-threatening cartoon. No one is getting blown up or killed in this story.

It's just about a girl and her family trying to make it in San Francisco.

Okay, she is a little over-hyped to get her badges and nothing will stop her from getting to her goal.
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Shortbus (2006)
7/10
I don't know yet
27 July 2010
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This movie was a little strange at times and other times, I couldn't pull my eye's away and had to back it up a few times to see the scene again.

A lot of people will tell you that this is a gay porn film - this is further from the truth. The only reason they say this is because for the first time, there is male frontal nudity and not only that - aroused male frontal nudity. I think this is the first movie I've seen, with the exception of Hard On - that I have seen a hard penis and not only that - a hard penis cum. In this movie you will see two guys cum. One, very dramatically and will probably make you very hot and another one in which, if every man in the world could do it - would do. But the implications of him doing this to himself is too much to handle - because there is a whole lot more going on there that meets the eye.

The only thing in this picture that truly turned me off was the stalker guy and who he turned out to really be and work for. And also the fact he claimed he wasn't gay, but in the next frame was boinking the lead guy and boinking the third wheel (watch the movie and you will understand). Classic.

All in all, I will watch this movie again, and only for the great story behind all of the hard ding dongs in this picture. Trust me, there is a lot more sex going on with girl on guy in this picture also - check out the orgy scene. Only one gay couple in a room full of straight men and women doing it. I think a lot of straight people were turned off by this movie because of the hard penises, because they are so used to movies having breast and other women parts coming on scene every 5 seconds.

Buy this movie on DVD and watch it at home with an open mind. You will come away feeling really uplifted and maybe - a little hot for your partner.
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District 9 (2009)
5/10
I don't know......
25 February 2010
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I'm still on the fence with this movie. It really )(*&#) me off. That Witkus guy really ()&%@()*& me off in the beginning.

I mean all of the humans treated these aliens like garbage - it just shows you how the governments of the World would treat strangers coming into their countries.

Look what happened to the Japenese. They wanted to do the same thing to the aliens.

They didn't ask to be here on Earth. It just happened.

Anyway, the movie got better as it came to the ending. I have a feeling there is a sequel coming.

I will watch it, just to see what the aliens would do to the humans.

That's the kind of movie I want to see, the aliens kick the humans butt.
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7/10
I don't know yet
28 May 2008
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I can't really say that this movie is any good.

I enjoyed all of he science and the death scenes. But the government conspiracies and cover-ups. It was just so stupid. Nobody trusted anyone and the people who started the whole outbreak was us (USA) -just to see what would happened with a outbreak. That's what I got from it.

The end scenes when everyone was being gunned down and blame was being switched from person to person. It just got to be too much.

The last scene really upset me. The international space station. Come on.................................................. really stupid. See it for yourself and you will see what I mean.

Anyway, I would see it again, because it's very entertaining.
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In Hell (2003)
8/10
I don' know
12 May 2008
I didn't get this movie. Jean Claude was a wimp up to the very end.

And this movie was exactly like another movie I saw years ago, called No Escape, back in 1994. Overload watching the fighting going on and on and inmates trying to get the lead actor to escape and tell the world about this place to get it shut down.

Does this make any sense? Does anyone remember this story. I sure do.

Anyway, finally at end - he finally wakes up and starts to fight and tries to get the hell out of dodge.

What happens, is typical. Anyway, I watched the entire movie to see if it would do any better. Ehhhhhh. Okay.
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Rocky Balboa (2006)
8/10
Unexpected - Very Good!!!
5 May 2008
I thought to myself - oh no. Sly - your over 60 - you will surely die in the ring and look a little silly at the same time.

Surprising enough, this movie was great. Great lead up to the fight and everything about it was entertaining.

Sly looked good, except for the old guy veins that were bulging everywhere.

You don't have to be a Rocky fan to watch this movie. This movie stands alone by itself.

Good beginning, middle and the end is fantastic and worth the wait.

Funny dialogue, funny scenes back and forth.

Good flash backs.

One thing through, I didn't catch what happened to Adrian. Did anyone else?
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The Queen (2006)
10/10
Outstanding
31 March 2008
Fantastic. I thought Helen Miram playing the Queen was truly believable. I totally bought her performance. Mr. Cromwell as Prince Philip was another outstanding performance. truly on point. The Tony Blair character was another perfect match.

The only performance characters that I thought needed work was the Queen Mother and Prince Charles. The Queen Mother was much smaller in real life and much more older. And Prince Charles character, which was rather good in the acting department, I just couldn't get past his face. The television movie about Diane had a better Charles, who even looked a little like Prince Charles, they should of gotten him to play Charles.

The overall story line I truly believed. The Queen's determination to have a private memorial and "keep it in the family" was all due to her upbringing from her father and the 1000's of Monarchs before her. The scene with the Deer, was truly inspiring and I hope people understood the meaning of that. You see the Queen was grieving for Diana through the Deer and when it was killed by someone else - something in the Queen snapped and she became a "Grandmother" and not just a Queen and decided to share her grief with the world. It was truly fantastic. I watched this movie with my partner and we were both just transfixed on the screen and couldn't move until we really had to take a break - you know to eat, go to the bathroom, get ready for work the next day. I mean - it's a long movie - over 100 minutes. Anyway, after having ourselves a 1/2 hour break to get our next day's life together, we continued the movie (that's the beauty of DVD's) and watch the conclusion.

Brilliant. I have to say, my grandmother was invited and went to Charles and Diana's wedding all those years ago, my grandmother told me that she had never seem a more beautiful wedding in all her life, and she came back with lots of pictures that the public really didn't get to see. Diana was truly something else.

If you have not seen this movie - rent it. You will not be sorry.
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Men of War (1994)
9/10
My Goodness
12 March 2008
B.D. Wong in a loincloth.......enough said.

This movie was fantastic and at the same time pretty disturbing. Men could be very cruel.

The people of this island did not deserve what happened to them.

We as American's came in and destroyed their homeland.

I would have to see this movie again to fully grasp the heartache of the destruction put upon the people of this paradise island.

I mean, of course, they were not perfect, but still, they did not deserve what happened to them and my hat goes out to Dolph L. Very good in this picture.

You have to see it.
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7/10
Pretty Good
3 March 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Saw this movie on the new Logo channel.

I didn't understand the reason behind the drifter leaving at the end of the film. If they were so much in love, then why separate.

Also, I thought the younger brother played his role a little too young. I mean he was suppose to be playing 8 years old. 8 year old's are not that immature. By asking "Why?" to everything. Like - Can I watch television and the person says "No" and the kid would say "Why" and then every question answered to be a return to the "Why" answer again and again and again. A lot of the 8 and 9 year old's I know are pretty smart. And a lot of the stuff this kid was doing in his room was a little childish for his age - like building a fort and pretending he had a moat on his floor, that kind of stuff. I don't know, it just didn't look believable to me.

I kind of agree with a lot of posters on IMDb that say Mr. Lo should have hired another actor to play his role. He was kind of plastic - if you understand my meaning. other than that - I enjoyed the movie. Would watch it again. This Mr. Lo has a pretty face, that much I can tell you.
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Mixed Blood (1984)
5/10
I don't know
3 March 2008
I am on the fence with this movie. A lot of it made sense - the community of family sticking together and defending their home (or gang territory).

What I didn't understand was the complete lack of fear these "kids" had. I mean - the majority of them were teenagers - babies - and they are going around selling drugs, shooting at each other and throwing kids off rooftops. It was totally insane.

Also, in every scene - everyone had their hands in their coat pockets while they were walking down the street - or just leaning against a building. It was like the director told them all the same thing and they did it the same - in every scene.

Also the tight a*(&^ jeans on these kids. I just don't get it. With kids these days - it's either the tightest jeans you could wear so that every bulge you have shows or the complete opposite, where they wear the low rider jeans and they are so dropsy at the waist line, that you see their underwear or their butt crack and the jeans are half way to their knees. Then when they want to run from the cops - their jeans are either to tight or too dropsy that they can't run properly.

I will have to watch this movie again to understand it a little bit more, before I can truly judge it.
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Notting Hill (1999)
9/10
Very Nice
4 February 2008
Warning: Spoilers
I thought this movie was pretty good.

It caught me off surprise. This is was a fantastic movie.

I mean - Julie Roberts was beautiful. Hugh Grant was cute and as humble as always.

Hugh was like a school boy meeting the President for the first time. Very intimidated and scared out of his mind.

Every time he was around Julia - he seemed so intimidated by her - it was very very sweet.

Even after she told him she loved him - he was the same way. Couldn't make up his mind.

The ending was perfect. Very high strung and at the same time very low key. You have to watch it to understand what I am referring too.

Wonderful Saturday afternoon or Sunday afternoon movie.

I don't know what it took me 9 years to see this movie.
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10/10
Fantastic
22 January 2008
I avoided this movie for years - because of the length of the movie and because it was about death row.

Finally sat down to watch it this weekend and I got to tell you - one of the best movies I have seen in a long time.

The characters where great. You really got to know them, love them, or hate them.

I really believed in John Coffeey - like the drink, but spelled different. I loved is character. Very strong, but very innocent and child like at the same time.

I don't know about you - but I like Percy - he was cute and an evil idiot not a evil genius. Not too smart in the planning things department.

Overall - you have to watch this movie. Long - but really worth it.

Buy some snacks and something to drink and sit back and enjoy it - you will not be disappointed.
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Powder (1995)
10/10
Tremendous
3 January 2008
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I saw this film originally when it first came out years ago and I watched it again last night.

It still got me to cry like a big old girl. But what made me feel really good about it - is that I got my girlfriend to watch it with me and see it for the first time. She cried her eyes out and then when it ended I asked her did she understand what Powder was and she told me.

A lot of people don't see what Podwer represents. Let me run it down to you and see if you know.

He was born from the womb and was struck by lighting while in there. When he was born - nobody believed it and what they saw. Was an outcast he entire life growing up.

Upon being discovered by the world - was shunned, abused, cast out, beaten up, roughed up, called every name in the book, told he was ugly, a freak, should be killed. And all the time, he just wanted to be loved, touched by another human being, have a normal body with hair and color and muscle - like every other teenage boy. He wanted friends and a girlfriend and a mom and pop. Just wanted to be loved.

But this world doesn't give that and wants revenge - for no apparent reason except for hate and fear.

All powder tries to do is make life for everyone better and everyone treats him like crap.

He keeps telling everyone - "I Want To Go Home" Finally after being stripped of his clothes and pushed beyond degradation - he is sent to his old farm house home - where he grew up.

But to the surprise of the two cops, and Powder's teacher and his Counselor that meet him at the old farmhouse - this HOME is not what he meant.

He runs through the field and opens his arms to the sky and summons Home - His home of light and love.

In the end when he goes home and the light jumps back to the four individuals - you see that the light hits them directly in the heart and then they all realize who Powder was.

Do you? Watch this film again - but this time - open your heart. You will see exactly who this gentle young man was................
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10/10
Give It A Rest Already
2 January 2008
You know what. Today, I am declaring that I am officially sick of IMDb readers who totally trash movies for stupid reasons such as plot and script problems, and lighting and other stupid things like that.

Whatever happened to just going to the movies and just enjoying the picture.

I mean, come on. Hollywood is finally trying to bring us some good movies to the screen, instead of bringing back old television shows, like they did in the past. i.e. Starsky & Hutch, Bewitched, Inspector Gadget, etc.

This movie AVP R is not suppose to be a movie like "Crash" or "The Ten Commandments" or some other Academy Award Winner movie, it's about pretend monsters from outer space for crying out loud.

It's called "FICTION" people. It's not based on a true story or happened sometime ago in the distant past.

It was made for pure enjoyment period.

So just go see this type of movie with a kind of teenage going to the drive in type of night, with popcorn and the one you love on your arm and enjoy yourself and stop being so "critcal" about the lighting and the plot and the script being this and that, blah, blah, blah. Just enjoy the (&^#%*(%& film.

This movie was fantastic - it was dark, gory and bloody, just what you need at a movie. This movie is not for the person who expects character development or the costumes and such. It's above pure non-stop blood shed and face exploding scenes. The only thing that they could of gotten rid of was the love sick scenes with the teenagers. Blah. Stupid.
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Transformers (2007)
8/10
Fun Movie
31 December 2007
Sometimes you people just get on my nerves.

No one just goes to the movies anymore to just watch the damn show and loose themselves in the movie.

Oh no - everyone is a movie critic now. Everyone has to analyze the script or the sound or what Michael should of done with that scene or what he should of done with that scene. Given the chance, none of you would know the first thing to do in a Michael's place.

I thought this movie was a lot of fun. It's called fantasy. This wouldn't happen in real life. This is from the imagination of a couple of writers and from a comic book for crying out loud.

Just go see this movie with a little less Hollywood crap and just see it for what it is. 100 or so minutes of people running around and robots changing into cars and planes and beating the crap out of each other and stuff getting blown up. That's it - period.

Also, Shia LeBouf is truly funny in this movie. He makes this entire movie. It's hard to act like there are changeable robots coming at you. You have to really know how to act, when there is nothing there to react too. Fun.
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Ghost Rider (2007)
8/10
A Whole Lot of Fun
31 December 2007
This movie was just a lot of fun. Nothing real about it. Just a great ride and funny.

Nick cage is awesome in this movie. And funny. I didn't think he could be so funny.

They really did a good job with the special effects on this movie, they were great.

Trust me, if you are looking for a Academy Award Motion Picture with this film, you seeing the wrong film. This film is the type of movie that you wait until it comes out on DVD and rent it or buy it and sit back on the sofa with some popcorn and enjoy the ride. That type of movie.
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Big Eden (2000)
10/10
Fanstastic
23 October 2007
Warning: Spoilers
I couldn't believe where this movie was going to go. But it surprised me.

I was really hoping the big Indian would win out, for a few scenes it seemed he was do damn shy, it was almost sickening.

I just wish he would of opened his heart a little more, it would of happened a little sooner. But he was afraid to get hurt.

The town's people tried their best to help him, which was a breath of fresh air. Usually in these situations, the townsfolk would be trying to kick the Gays out of town.

This was a very positive movie and I would love to see it again and again.

Going on my list of best movies to keep.
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Coffee Date (2006)
8/10
Fun and Funny
15 October 2007
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I thought this movie was fun to watch. But I will have to catch it again, because I had to take my dog out to go poopy and missed the part when they slept together and what happened after that.

I got to hand it to Wilson Cruz. I thought he acted very well in this movie. I always thought he was a raging queen and couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. Well this movie totally changed my mind. I think he did a wonderful job and I look forward to seeing him again in other movies.

I will comment again on this movie when I see the entire film.

Until then, enjoy it. Just watch it for the story that unfolds in front of you.
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10/10
I have Seen this movie...
15 October 2007
a number of times. Just happened to come upon again this past weekend and I was really not in the mood for a tear jerker, but I sat back and watched it again.

What a wonderful film. The dedication that went into the training of these animals and the time it must of took.

This film tells a wonderful story of a mutt with love in his heart and the courage to take over a situation that would be very hard for the rest of us to do.

Some of us can't take care of and protect our own children sometimes, imagine getting four more kids added onto your waist belt and then having to protect them from predators that walk on four legs with giant fangs or slide upon the ground in quiet with poison in their mouths. Never mind the two legged predators you would have to deal with. Then there is Mother Nature and the other elements of the forest to worry about. Then food - oh my goodness. This little dogs heart is the size of the Earth. Thank you Benji. Thank you for teaching me a little something for when I have kids.
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Say Uncle (2005)
7/10
I don't know
10 October 2007
This movie kind of peeved me off for a while. Any man gay or straight should know now that whatever you do around child nowadays is considered to be wrong.

People who grew up in the 60's and the 70's didn't have to deal with these kid issues because back then people minded their own business. If you saw a mother or father beating their child - you kept walking and minded your own business and let that parent handle THEIR OWN CHILD. Now, everybody is calling child services and report child abuse if you raise a hand TO YOUR OWN CHILD. And the kids know this and that's why the kids today are getting away with murder and calling their parents all kinds of names and getting into stuff they shouldn't.

The same thing in this movie takes place, Kathy N. starting something about nothing and it snowballs right into hell. She just assumed and it turned out wrong. But then again, the guy was doing something he should not have been doing - but then again he didn't realize what he was doing until it was too late.

Anyway, great movie and I didn't know this guy could direct also, great movie.
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Bionic Woman (2007)
6/10
I Don't Know
27 September 2007
I don't know.

I was expecting a lot and it didn't deliver.

The one thing I do miss is the special effects noise that was made when Lee Majors and Lindsey Wagner ran. You know - Dadadadadadadada.

I was waiting for it and nothing.

And this BW seemed a little too upset at her boyfriend for saving her life - you would think should be grateful for being alive and put back together.

She could of been dead and/or no legs, arm, eye or ear.

I hope this show improves, if not - gone!!!!

I don't know - maybe I was looking for something and just wasn't there.

They seem to build on the characters of others beside Jaime. You know, she was like an after thought to the story.

Let's wait and see..
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Cane (2007)
8/10
Not Bad
26 September 2007
I went into this show with high expectations and trust me this show did not disappoint.

True, a lot like Dallas and Dynasty, but with Latinos and Sugar.

I just love the fact that there are a lot of minorities in this show, which is fantastic.

Looking forward to seeing the next episodes.

It's funny what money can do to people - even family members.

Sit down on Tuesday nights with the family and watch this thrilling drama - you will not be disappointed.

Enjoy
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5/10
I Don't Understand
17 September 2007
Warning: Spoilers
This movie disturbed me. The relationship with these two guys was dangerous and heart wrenching.

The gay guy truly loved this other guy. But Colin used him and teased him when he wanted too.

Then when they finally grow up and they move in together. Colin starts up with using him and teasing him - you know with the dancing and kissing and touching - something the gay man wanted from Colin for the longest time - then what does Colin do - fall in love with the weired fag hag they are living with. Then Colin does the unthinkable and sleeps with said fag hag - just as the gay man is coming home. Brilliant. Well of course the end result of the movie turned out exactly the way I thought it would. I'm not going to tell you here - but. At the end - I said out loud - so everyone could hear me - I said "Typical". And I got a lot of head nods and "MM-MMHM's" from the other movie goers.

Typical ending, just like all of the other gay themed movies I have seen. The gay person is either beat to death, dies of a disease - or winds up alone, like always.
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