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The Zack Files (2000)
Heh heh heh...
Boy, oh boy. The Zack Files. I have to say, it's actually a pretty interesting show (my favorite episode being the time Zack gets turned into a girl.) The Zack Files is a good example of a watered down and more humorous kids version of the X-Files. I always found it weird that all the weird stuff happens to Zack and never to Cam, Spence, or Gwen. Bad luck, I guess. The Zack Files is pretty interesting to say the least. Sometimes his antics are just hilarious. Unfortunately, most of the time I end up missing the first half of the show due to a long ride home from school. No biggie. Everything still works out. For all those who want freaky sci-fi style stuff, but don't want the more adult X-Files, The Zack Files are for you!
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
Oh God
I wish I watched Orange County instead. After watching this, I thought, "God, I hope they were kidding about that sequel." The only reason I saw it was because my friends and I were hanging out at the mall and had nothing better to do. Sure it was funny. It was just overly stupid. It was like an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Just a lot of voice-overs making cracks about two old movies. I kinda wished that the voice-overs for the women were actually made by women. Oh well, I should have expected worse. It could have been worse. At least it was funny. God, I wish I saw Orange County instead.
The Evil Dead (1981)
The only thing dead about this movie is the dialogue
Ah, the works of Bruce Campbell. The king of B-movies. So, he is a B-movie actor. But he is THE B-movie actor. The Evil Dead series is living proof that you can win even if you aren't the best of actors. Evil Dead is the only exception in my choices of best of the ED series. This one lacks a lavish script, has no humor, bad special effects, and has no point of entertainment. Evil Dead 2 had almost the exact same description except for the humor, and entertainment points. ED2 lacked script, but had awesome action and some good humor. Evil Dead numero uno does not. Don't get me wrong. The movie itself was good. The only problem was that I saw Army of Darkness before Evil Dead. The comparison of characters was astonishing and Ash was a wimp compared to the Duke Nukem style Ash in AoD. People, do yourselves a favor. Skip out on ED1 and go straight for ED2. Only if you have a need to see it, or if you thought that the lunchbox it comes with is cool (like me), watch the movie. All else, Caveat Contempor (or whatever).
Enter the Dragon (1973)
Nothing short of a classic
This is the movie that made me a Bruce Lee fan. This movie is so great, I can hardly describe it. But I have to. Anyway, Bruce Lee is absolutely amazing in this film. The other two guys are cool too, but the cake goes to Mr. Lee. His skills of Jeet Kune Do are just fantastic. This movie has everything I want. A great story, cool characters, a little bit of nudity (just kidding), and some awesome butt-kicking. If you are any kind of martial arts enthusiast or just love movies and you missed this movie, you have some nerve.
Evil Dead II (1987)
The 2nd but in my opinion, best of the Evil Dead series
Think about this for a moment. You've just survived a hellish night of killing zombies, getting doused in blood, and generally, getting the crap beaten out of you. And if you're lucky, you escape the next day. That's just another day in the life for Ash Williams, a supermarket clerk. At least, after he wandered into a cabin and found a book that resurrected the dead. But that's enough about that.
Personally, I thought that this was the best of all 3 Evil Deads. It had action! Comedy! Horror! Thrills! Chills! Even Broken Window Sills! Basically, the 1st Evil Dead, Ash was a wimp. In 2, he's in transition. In Army of Darkness, Ash becomes Duke Nukem. And after all, he still has a job at the supermarket. Just a day in the life, huh?