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Blood Warriors (1993)
Fantastic!!!
This is one hell of a b-movie.... its one of those that are so bad it makes your laugh hurt.... i was in tears at the 40ft jump and roll. David Bradley is a legend... i have now ordered more of his movies in the vain attempt to laugh a bit more. The evil guy, Keith is amazing, he is so evil, he wants to screw his sister, and make a load of money with drugs in jakarta.... what i don't understand is that he goes to a lot of bother to annoy his old best mate when he was doing fine without him, he had plenty of money, but wanted West to join him. Its one of those really tough hard to bear movies, poor acting, poor dialogue, great entertainment. i rate this movie an awful lot... its a definite no brainer... but boy is the action funny, every henchman dying is funnier than the next!
Double Crosser (1989)
A fine fine effort
As with young Donie's comments, hes right, this Peter O'Brian movie is not as good as Rambu or Stabilizer, i think the element thats missing is the punjabi brothers direction, and possibly the involvement of Jopi Burnama.
Even so, i still think this is an O'brian masterpiece, the whole hilarity of this movie for me, is the fact the bad dude wants Peter O'Brian and his brother in law Leo to fight whilst being surrounded by cars with headlights on.
This could have been achieved within the first 20 minutes of the movie, the first time they kidnapped O'Brians daughter. Then the bad guy could basically say "Fight in front of those cars or ill kill your daughter!". But no, loads of pointless Indonesian stuff happens which makes this film hilarious.
The end is a huge explosion and no epilogue, its just the end. No one knows what the hell happened. In essence, the movie could have finished with that explosion at the beginning and the general movie going public would have been none the wiser.
Still, its Peter O'Brian and his "eye" acting which make this in the top ten greatest movies of all time.
Shadow Warriors (1995)
The greatest film of all time?
I think that this is the greatest film of all time, it is the most entertaining film i have ever seen. Barkley running about with his mad slides has influenced many peoples lives. Its a cross between Terminator and Robocop and Seedpeople. Its pure cheese from start to finish. Barkley is also a fast mover, look how quickly he snogs the lady at the end, 3 seconds after her husband is blown up by a david seaman look-a-like with the greasiest pony tail in the world.
11/10.
i want to meet barkley!!!!