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Dino Dan (2010)
Worst preschool show ever
Wow, and I thought preschool so it couldn't get any worse but now I know this exist and the only reason I saw this is because one time I was watching Bluey and it was great but then one of my guardians turned it of since they thought my young cousins couldn't watch even no it is a show for everyone then they put this on and omg this is the most painfully boring shows in the world here I will talk about an episode were the dinosaurs destroy a sand castle so then they rebuild it but then the uncle falls his clumsy ass on it so then the dinosaurs help rebuild it but then the uncle again falls his clumsy ass again then it ends so yeah there is no tension no stakes or any conflict, the characters don't learn anything and they are so dumb Even other terrible preschool shows at least have some stakes even if the characters aren't lovable but this the characters are more stupid then anything I have ever seen there is nothing good about it.
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023)
Has Fun Moments But, very boring and empty
The movie has some good character moments and some good action scenes but most of it feels like nothing
On to the plot
The movie is about the autobots trying to get this thing to stop Scourauge from teloporting Unicron to earth yeah there is more details but I don't feel like talking about, now onto the characters
There's Noah, and his brother who both have their moments but are pretty generic then there is that one girl who is pretty forgettable and kinda annoying and there is Octimus who has a good ark but there are times when he kinda boring to watch. Bumblebee gets killed early, he does come back but still has a broken voice box, Mirage I like him, Arcee and Wheelhack I don't care about them, I also don't care about the Maximals except for Octimus Primal and Airazor kinda, now in other Transformers media I do like these characters but not in this movie, the first hour and 20 minutes is boring even the action then left me empty the last 35 or 40 minutes are fun but still only good also the CGI is kinda off I mean it kinda has since the trailer released, so not as bad as Transformers 2, 4 and 5 but still not as good as Transformers 1, 3 and Bumblebee, I hope it's upcoming two Sequels improve on this anyways thanks for reading this review.