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The Mean One (2022)
Could have been a really good movie
It seems that there was enough resources, money and locations, to make this a good movie. Poor writing and even poorer directing ruined any chance of that.
The good about this movie is the Mean One's costume. It also had decent attempts at humor. Some worked, some didn't. The actor playing the Mean One did pretty good Jim Curry impersonations but that couldn't save the movie.
The bad about this movie are the cast. Not that their acting was bad, but they were severely miscast. Foe one, going by what the deputy said, the lead actress was supposed to be attractive, she's lucky if she's a 6. He's out of her league but acts like a nerd.
But what really ruins it for me is the setting. Nothing seems like Christmas. They are no decorations, but they do explain this, but there is also no snow. And a majority of the movie happens in broad daylight. That makes everything not scary and they missed out on having some nice lightening with Christmas lights. I think this was due to their knowing that they couldn't light a scene good enough.
Debbie Does Demons (2023)
I will not refer to this vomit as a movie.
We get more cellulite than story or acting in this abomination.
Seriously, everyone but 2 of the actors(I call them that for lack of another name)are overweight. The 2 who aren't are anorexic with bad skin, bad hair, and no bodies.
The blond who plays the witch has a beautiful face, pretty hair and nice tits but she needs to lose about 40 pounds and learn to act.
Seriously, the acting would have been better if performed by a chimp. Maybe it wasn't the acting, maybe is was bad writing and bad directing because both are horrible.
I'm sure this movie was the only chance for some of the actors to act, and I'm sure they'll never get another offer after this vomit, but some of the actors have been in a bunch of movies. My question is, why would you act in this knowing that it will hurt your career? There's o way thewy got paid well because you can see from the quality that it had no budget.
But keep up the horrible work, I may begin to make movies and I'll let everyone watch this before my movie so mine will seem so much better than what it is.
Phantom Fun-World (2023)
WTF. There was literally a 4 minute slow motion scene
The highpoints of Phantom Fun World is the lighting and the quality.
Now let's talk about the low points, and there are a lot. The kills really disappointed me with how weak they were. It was one stab after another and each one just as fake, plain and boring as the next. When the girl with the glasses was being sliced, the camera zoomed in. It was like the director wanted to show you that she wasn't being cut.
Going on the that kill, the directing was also bad. I don't know the story of what went on while filming, maybe there was a lot of problems and they were pressed for time so the director had to accept subpar kills and acting. That does not excuse a 4 minute slow motion scene in which we are supposed to feel loss here because one girl is watching her IDK, best friend or something being killed. We get a glimpse that they know each another, but they only speak 20 words to each other in the whole movie.
And about the subpar acting. Subpar is being generous. There was literally no good acting here. Even actors who had been in big productions acted poorly. The worse two were the girl with glasses and the main girl. The girl in glasses seemed like she could have done better with some good directing or a better script.
The main actress just seemed bored. Seriously, she literally seemed bored. She spat out flat lines with a bored look on her face. If I had to guess, I'd guess she didn't want to be there. She probably got the role and was excited, then read he script and though, meh, not good but I can make it exciting. Then she saw the bad directing and wanted it over so she could be out of her misery.
I'm going to end this rant by saying that I follow indie horror. I know that there is a lot of subpar acting in these movies. But IO expected more from this director as he's been around awhile, has done several movies, and has a decent budget for an indie movie. I think he should stop writing and directing and focus on producing. He could let talented, or at least decent writers and directors create his vision.
Piercing Wounds (2023)
Laughable action,terrible acting
I tried to like this movie, I really did, but the poor writing, bad acting, and just horrible action was comepletely unenjoyable. Don't get me talking about the $3 wig and beard the main guy wears. I don't see how they were able to film without laughing.
When I looked at the IMDB page, I saw that thre main actor was also the writer and director. This is a prime example of why you should now star in your own movie. If you want to be a writer and director then write and direct but not not star in your own movie. If you want to be a actor, then act. If you're not getting the main roles in other's movies, then there's a reaosn for that. It means you can't act and do not have the look.