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Doomsday (2008)
Stupid movie without substance
If you are completely retarded, liked Hostel and Hostel 2, think Eli Roth is a cinematic genius and you don't care about story or character development, you will like this movie. Everybody else will hate this piece of rotting chimp f*cal matter.
We start with about 15 minutes of needless exposition explaining what happened. This could have been done in 1 minute.
After that we get some people we don't care about, driving around Scotland in a tank. I think they explained why they are there, but by now I was already bored with this piece of donkey excrement.
There was a lot of yelling and screaming going on, but I got distracted by my cat who wanted attention. Paid attention to the cat instead of the movie.
I think some guy with a mohawk tried to rape a girl. Think the mission of the people I didn't give a damn about was to rescue that girl. Don't care about that girl either, hope she dies a horrible death for going in the forbidden zone.
More yelling and screaming.
Some Mad Max rip off scenes were added to make the viewer think the movie was awesome. The movie isn't awesome, it is stupid. Made me want to kick people I don't know down the stairs.
Eventually they find a way out of Scotland, but by now I really wasn't paying attention anymore so I really can't say what was going on except for some loud noises. But I didn't pay attention to the noises, so I don't know what the noises were.
I want my 105 minutes back.
Zombiez (2005)
This is fun
This movie is really bad. So bad that I love it. I mean... how can you hate a movie that has everything that sucks and then some more? Horrible acting, lame ass story, really crappy special effects and absolutely no budget. So the acting is lame and this flick had nothing to do with zombies at all but if you put that aside you have an hour and a half of fun and you even yell at your TV. I was supporting the "zombies". God how I wished they would kill that dumb ass chick... looking for a telephone in the woods? Come on that's just plain stupid.
Ow did I mention the crappy music in this one? When the movie started one of the ambiance musics started like In the navy by the Village people... ironically enough there were a couple of construction workers but I didn't see any Indians in this one.
I still hate running and talking zombies though. And why were they using weapons?
Gotta love this one.