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Snow Falls (2023)
This is probably the dumbest movie I've made it through.
There is so much wrong with this movie. I don't know how I got though it, except for shear boredom. First off, the director cuts everybody's body off. He shows the upper quarter of their body in almost every shot, and it's just wrong. I just kept wishing he could just bring the camera down half a foot. Also, I'm Canadian, there isn't a whole lot of snow, and they're in a mansion with a ton of blankets, extra clothes a gas stove, running water somehow, and an axe. I'm sure they could cut down dead tree, and find some wood ffs. At one point they called it 'camping', but this is not camping; it's not even glamping. They are surrounded by wood, and there is no way the fire they are sitting in front of before they run out of wood wouldn't be keeping them warm. None of this makes any sense and it gives very little hope for this generation if they all average this kind of stupidity. These people need their mommy's and daddy's and should never be left alone anywhere. Buddy's dad knows they are there, so they certainly shouldn't be this hopeless. Not to mention, not one of them are looking for a solution in the giant mansion. I'll give the writer credit in that I had to watch to see how much more ridiculous it could get. The ending was awful too. I was hoping someone was gonna wake up in a mental hospital and this was some kind of their own made up nightmare. I'm embarrassed for having even watched it. Don't.