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Mickey Blue Eyes (1999)
Fuggedaboudit
A worthless waste of time that not only bored me, it completely put my wife to sleep and ended any possibilty of a romantic encounter. Worse than watching Hugh Grant bumble his way through this woefull trip, was watching James Caan completely reducing himself to a sham by appearing in a "comedic" role as a laughable gangster. And Burt Young, "Uncle Paulie" from "Rocky," as the head of a crime family? Please! While a good actor this ridiculous old man is about as scary as navel lint. Ooo, he's the deadly head of a crime family! He might hurt me! I cannot express my utter contempt for this crap. 0/10
Air America (1990)
Wow, I can't believe...
That this movie has been stapled to the wall of a chapel as proof that God is truly dead. Am I the only one that really saw (rather sleptwalked) through this "film"? This is the only movie I've ever seen in the theater that I regret not walking out on and demanding my money back -- it was just that dull. And I even saw "Highlander 2: The Quickening" at the local cinema. From beginning to end, Gibson and Downey have absolutely no chemistry as two unlikelies, cast together by circumstance, who eventually work together as best buddies. The action (what little there is) is goofy and as dull as the skullbone of the writer. Thank whatever deity is chortling down at us as it observes our "cinema" that there's no chance for an "Air America 2."