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Stopmotion (2023)
What the ?
I sat through the entirety of this movie and was rewarded with absolutely nothing. The movie makes no sense whatsoever. Just a series of events connected together with absolutely no context. The longer it went the worse it got. What was the little girl supposed to be? A ghost, demon, figment or her imagination. Clearly was not supposed to be real. The fact that she never asked her name, where she lived, where her parents are. Questions that anyone would ask in that situation is just ridiculous. She just decides to brutally murder her boyfriend and his sister. Then climbs into a box. Is she dreaming, dead, WTF. Don't waste your time.
The Marshes (2018)
Had potential.
Well I have seen much worse. It is like it wanted to be a good horror movie but just kept stopping before anything interesting happened.
First mistake : The dumb confusing and utterly pointless "dream sequences". Why? Was she mentally ill? Did she have some convoluted attachment to the ghost, or what ever it was supposed to be. What possible reason would there be for her to dream about having sex with the guy and him strangling her. Dream about peeing and then whatever, it was too quick. What the hell happened to the other woman. One assumes he grabbed her, but it looked like another dream sequence. Who knows. He strung the two men up, but the woman just evaporated. Or some BS like we can't show "women" being killed, only men. The ending was rubbish, an anti-climax. It had potential to be a much better movie.
Die'ced (2023)
Why?
I will start by saying that the lead actress Eden Campbell, did a great job, in a very poorly made movie. Other actors were terrible. The SFX were actually very good and mostly well done. That is were it ends however. The sound editing was amateurish with annoying background music all but drowning out the dialogue in one scene. Then there was the weird changes in aspect ratio. How the hell did they mange that and not realise it? In the beginning while the lead girl was jogging they had here going form looking short and wide to tall and thin. That is just unacceptable. I don't know if they were trying to make this guy look like Art the Clown from Terrifier? Even possibly trying to copy the Café scene. I don't know how IMDB does their ratings because I have seen far better movies with similar scores.
Sky Monster (2023)
OMG?
Where do you start? I was hoping this would be ok. Didn't expect much, but I seriously question whether the people who make something this bad should actually be allowed to. The worst parts. 1. How the hell do you take a picture from outside the plane. With the creature on it before it even attached itself to the plane. What the phone can see the future? 2. How did the tentacles get into the cockpit. Find the pilot. Because the creature can't obviously see inside. Then somehow extract him from the plane. Through that small hole above his head. I mean come on this stuff is just stupid in the extreme, and in 2023. There is no point to the movie and they all just die.
Reed's Point (2022)
Nice if it made any sense.
It didn't start out too bad. I mean it was far from decent. Even for the relatively short run time it was slow. It had potential. It could have been way better with a little effort. However it has one of the dumbest endings I have ever seen. The girl has a total mental break for no real reason. She just vanishes from the back of the police car and that is it you don't see her again. Somehow in the time the woman turned to look in the back seat, the creature quietly opened the car door, quietly removed the police officer and quietly sat in the seat. All without the woman knowing. Seriously? Then quietly ran back into the bushes to appear behind the other girl. Who I suppose just wanders off with it? Why? She going to give it little Devil bables?
Jack & Jill: The Hills of Hell (2022)
Why would they make another one?
This movie like the first one is bad on just about every level. The acting isn't great. The makeup on Jack and Jill is appalling. It looks like pieces of plastic stuck to the face. There isn't much of a plot to talk about. Why do they look like really lame Zombies? They were normal kids that could clearly speak properly. You would not devolve like that just because you live in a forest or cave or beach. Hard to know where they are supposed to be living because it seems to span multiple biomes. Even though they must only be in one particular area. There are way too many poor movies as it is, we don't need any more.
Terror at Bigfoot Pond (2020)
OMG
This is one of if not the worst movie I have ever seen. I have seen better editing in a home movie. The audio was out of sync with the video. Eg. Someone is obviously killed and the next scene you hear them screaming. Bigfoot? I have seen better costumes on Halloween from the 2 dollar shop. What the hell was the headlamp light in front of Bigfoot, when he clearly never wore one? The acting was unbelievably poor. The fight scene at the end, if you could call it that? This would be one of the lamest fight scenes I have ever seen. They actually look like they are "rehearsing". Daylight, night time, daylight again. How could you look at this and not see how bad it is?