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Living in Oblivion (1995)
1%
This IS one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life. I saw this at a time in my life when I was watching 2 films a day for about a year.
Perhaps you have seen TC2000 (I hope not), it is worse than that!
Seriously, there is only 1 joke in the film, it's about coffee, but because there was only 1 joke I replayed the joke 5 times. It wasn't even a good joke. But the film was so undescribably bad.
The whole film is just a film crew trying to film this scene, and each time they try, there's a noise, and they have to try again. They try over and over again (it's very repetitive) and each time there's something. You get really sick of seeing the same boring scene again and again, so sick, as if you have played tetris 10 hours/day for 3 weeks, or as if you have been reading in the car. There are 3 scenes, each is like that. The only way the film could have been any worse is if they had stuck to just the one scene all the way through.
The scenery doesn't change at all (99% is the same scenery and repetition)
Funnily enough, I watched this film twice in a row,, afraid that I may have missed something (as so many people liked this film). But no, I hadn't missed anything, infact my dad came in and for 10 minutes he couldn't watch it any longer. DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM, Although, I wouldn't mind buying it, and showing a 5 minute clip of it to friends, for a laugh at how they could make a film like that. (it's the same all the way through so a clip summarises the whole film)
Class of 1999 II: The Substitute (1994)
aweful
This film is absolute junk. If you liked the first, you will absolutely hate every minute of this. I loved the first one so much that I watched it twice in a row without a break. Then I watched the first one again the next day, twice! This film (the sequel) was so bad that I am suprised I managed to watch it once. I can summarise the story here. There's this guy, that starts killing people, the film tries to convince you that he is a robot, then at the end there's a twist - he is not a robot. It was actually obvious from the beginning that he was not a robot because he was eating spaghetti, (in the first one it was made clear that robots don't eat food). But even if you didn't know that, it was still rubbish. Watch the first one, avoid this like the plague.
Back in Action (1994)
very good original action
A very good action film. What made this one original was the difference in fighting style between the 2 leads first lead: roddy piper, who does the wrestling style. Second lead, blank who does the martial arts style
It makes the fight scenes so cool, and original, especially the fight between piper and blank. The story, from what I can remember is good enough. It's not a brilliant story. But the story doesn't make or break the film. It's the real excellent fights that make this film. Obviously, this is not a film that girls would like. Girl tend not to appreciate a witty fight scene, girls would prefer it if the wit was in the story, which they won't get in this film. Hence this film wasn't rated higher (females gave it low ratings - see the statistics) But I am a man, so I loved this film :)