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Tiger Orange (2014)
Bad
Wow. This was not just bad, this was "oh my god" bad, lol. I wish I could make the same pursed up face that the main character of this movie makes throughout the film, as a review for the movie.
First of all, the older brother who runs the hardware store, who is supposed by all his customers to be "straight", but is secretly gay, would not have fooled anyone even in that small backwards town. The faces he makes are about the gayest thing I have ever seen in my life, and I've seen some very gay things.
And as for the other brother....he's obviously supposed to be the prodigal son ne'er do well, and I guess he fits that. But his "acting" couldn't even convince someone who was favorably disposed to this rubbish, and I only say that because I'm feeling generous today.
A Stormy Night (2020)
pretty pointless
One of those hypocritical, self-righteous queens in nyc meets a not very charming spanish guy and presumes to lecture him and pretend to be "therapist". I mean, what's the point? The whole thing was pretty wretched and time-waste-y.
Ok, that was all i really had to say, but i'm required to inflate my review into six hundred characters, so.....
alan, the self-righteous and prudish queen aforementioned, lives in a flat in nyc apparently, has no food in the empty house, has a boyfriend who is ashamed of him, and yet presumes to pontificate about how heteronormative the world around him is. I find myself taking marcos's side, even though he's kind of a douche himself too.