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Firefly Lane (2021–2023)
6/10
So predictable!
5 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
The first season was cute but idk what happened second season!

In literally every episode I saw the drama coming: oh the parents are going to walk in, oh she's not pregnant, oh they will miss each other here, oh the guys not actually dead, oh he's gonna show the photo.

So predictable!

Every single episode.

Plus why are we learning about Theo? We know Kate ended up with the other guy?! Sorry don't care.

Such a waste of space.

Plus the cuts between times are stupid and contrived.

I don't have much else to say cause this show is like chewing gum for you brain. I can feel my IQ lowering with each episode.
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6/10
Meh
6 December 2021
Boring.

The 80s theme is t totally actuate for those of us who lived through it.

Wasn't really watching it but seemed so predictable.

THEN I realized it's a shameless rewrite of The Christmas Story.

My advice: Skip it.
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Virgin River (2019– )
6/10
Barely watchable, but I'm still watching
17 October 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Note to writers everywhere: Pretty people and setting DO NOT make a good show.

Season 1: Mystery, romance, drama. Nurse with a past saves the day.

Season 2: More of the same.

Season 3: Terrible.

Like just pathetic.

If I hear "I loooveee you" one more time I'm gonna vomit. Some episodes are unwatchable.

Also as someone who lives in Humboldt, that's NOT it.

I can't stand when they set a film a show in one place and set it very far away. Just set it Canada.
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Virgin River: Where There's Smoke... (2021)
Season 3, Episode 1
4/10
I'm sorry what?
12 October 2021
Warning: Spoilers
What the heck?

I literally stopped the episode and went back cause I thought I missed something.

Did Covid mess up the shooting schedule?

Did someone accidentally loose 2-3 scenes between Jack in the hospital and the party????

Missed an opportunity for a good first season 3 episode.

Turning off and going to bed. Boring.
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Virgin River (2019– )
6/10
Chewing gum for your eyes
29 September 2021
Mediocre acting.

Mediocre dialogue.

Pretty people and scenery do not make a good show. Sorry.

And that's not Humboldt Co.

Just set the show in Canada!
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The Ranch (2016–2020)
7/10
Declined over the seasons...
21 February 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Was very funny first few seasons... then they voted Danny off the island and motherf**er this show is now a drama? What happened?
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Sleepers (1996)
7/10
Good movie, great actors, terrible story with no point
8 November 2013
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Very well acted with a huge list of A list actors, but lord help us...

A group of stupid kids who were bored one summer day steel a hot dog cart and then drop it down the subway stairs. So all four of them go to jail and then the guards (a la Shawshank Redemption - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111161/?ref_=nv_sr_3) are rapist and murders themselves. They beat the kids and sexually abuse them from day one. Fast forward 12-13 years later and they are all messed up adults, really? Shocking. Two of them are still into organized crime and drugs. Then they run into the guard (Kevin Bacon) at a bar and shoot him to death. There's a trial where they get a priest to lie for them and they get off. The end.

REALLY? They murder someone and they get away with it? That's the plot of the movie? Gross.
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