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Slotherhouse (2023)
I actually enjoyed this
This movie exceeded my expectations. Its a horror comedy with a very silly plot, but it is very self aware. Its obvious the director didn't take it seriously and was just trying to have fun with it.
The Sloth is insanely smart. It makes its own instagram page and posts pics. It roofies a girl and then brutally murders her. It smothers a girl with a pillow. Also, the Sloth gets shot with a pistol multiple times and is unaffected. Is there anything this Sloth can't do?
For an idea this outrageous, i think the director actually did a pretty good job. I mean, if you watch a movie about a killer Sloth, you should know what you're getting yourself into.
Infinity Pool (2023)
Weirdest movie ever
I've seen a lot of weird movies, but this is probably the weirdest movie i've ever seen (along with Midsommar).
This is rated NC-17 for good reason. It has a lot of really weird sexual scenes. Example: there's a scene where Alexander Skarsgård is peeing outside and Mia Goth comes up from behind him and jerks him off for no reason. She then walks away like nothing happened and neither of them ever talk about it.
There's also a part where Alexander Skarsgård sucks Mia Goth's nipple (while rubbing blood on it) for no reason.
Also, there were a lot of strange camera angles. I think the director was trying to be too artistic or something.
I don't have a problem with weird movies, i actually like them, but most of the plot of this movie didn't really make sense to me. Especially the entire clone dynamic. I don't think this is a horrible movie, but it's certainly not my favorite. Mia Goth is a phenomenal actress. If she wasn't in this movie, i'd give it 3 stars instead of 5. I probably won't watch it again.